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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This Morning - Phil and Holly just grate on me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The only way is Essex or any of those type things .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geordie shore

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Songs of Praise

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"The only way is Essex or any of those type things . "

Snap

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

All the soaps, Match of the Day, Big Brother, any of the reality TV shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never watch the soaps

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmer Dale, any soaps really.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"The only way is Essex or any of those type things .

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its about time we got some half decent programs and they binned the tripe they are dishing out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Match of the Day, any type of programme about cricket,The Voice, X-Factor, any of the soaps, One Born Every Minute, Saturday Night Takeaway.... I could go on all day...

I’m more of a music/radio fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channel 5 poverty porn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Geordie shore "

I think all they do in that is swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that involves Russell Howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The snooker

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Anything that involves Russell Howard "

He is one of the world's biggest cocks

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Soaps

Reality

Darts

Jeremy Kyle

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Most things that appear on ITV after about 6pm on a Saturday

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Jeremy Kyle. "

Another here who cant stand Jeremy Vile

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmer Dale, any soaps really. "

Emmernation Enders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any soaps

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Anything American ... canned laughter shows ...

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Coronation street and eastenders and emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality shiz (except for Strictly).

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Any reality TV or loose women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time team, ahhh it's so boring and reminds me of when my grandfather wouldn't give me the remote control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Brown's Fucking Boys. Utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Brown's Fucking Boys. Utter shite. "

Total seventies throw back. Really don’t understand why it’s so popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of those reality tv shows like the Newcastle one. I don’t often swear but goodness me it is irritating.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Mrs Brown's Fucking Boys. Utter shite.

Total seventies throw back. Really don’t understand why it’s so popular."

Because the general public have the i.q of a wet sponge

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

probably anything on standard television. its all wank

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Any soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the soaps, Match of the Day, Big Brother, any of the reality TV shite"

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I hate soaps and a lot of the supposed reality show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big brother

Im a celebrity..

TOWIE

Jeremy kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps. Not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Brown's Fucking Boys. Utter shite. "

Couldn't agree more. Classing it as Utter shite is being generous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose Women

A bunch of old hags gossiping and putting the world to rights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90% of the programes on tv.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Reality tv

Big brother

My life on tv

X factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TOWIE

Jeremy Kyle

Hollyoaks

Eastenders

Anything with Lee Mack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i prefer another kind of tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, why do all of the reality TV people now sell watches, and teeth whitening. It shouldn’t annoy me as much as it does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose Women

A bunch of old hags gossiping and putting the world to rights."

Oooh i forgot about them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"90% of the programes on tv. "

But there’s some gold as well. For me that would be The Bridge, Blue Planet, anything with Simon Reeve in it, Come Home, Marcella, sometimes Masterchef, Collateral...

Just trying to inject a note of positivity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casualty

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

The Essex, Geordie or Chelsea things. Big Brother, the Jungle thing. Love Island. East Enders. Emmerdale. Those bad driving programmes you see. I don’t watch much these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any reality programs, soaps , game shows & American comedy, so pretty much waste of time us having a licence really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmer Dale, any soaps really. "

Ditto especially EastEnders which it's most depressing soap ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Brown's Fucking Boys. Utter shite. "

Thought it was just me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Brown's Fucking Boys. Utter shite.

Thought it was just me !"

Total & utter bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above... basically anything that doesn't involve football... and premiership standard at that.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Anything that involves children or animals suffering in any way. It really upsets me and I can’t stop thinking about it and worrying about them.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Mrs Brown's Fucking Boys. Utter shite.

Thought it was just me !

Total & utter bollocks

But bollocks have their uses...Mrs Brown's Boy on the other hand!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of the above... basically anything that doesn't involve football... and premiership standard at that. "

I’m sure Match of the Day was mentioned above. ^

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Last time I saw any episode of a soap opera, Dirty Den got shot.

I saw 5 minutes of Love Island before I wanted to punch everyone in the face. The girls were so full of filter they couldn't talk properly.

I don't watch any of the "reality" shows.

I also don't watch any sports apart from the Olympics.

Dammit. Think I'm heading towards Radio 3 and reading Hemingway.. wheres my scotch and smoking jacket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kardashians

Gogglebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"90% of the programes on tv.

But there’s some gold as well. For me that would be The Bridge, Blue Planet, anything with Simon Reeve in it, Come Home, Marcella, sometimes Masterchef, Collateral...

Just trying to inject a note of positivity."

I was just being truthful though. Of those ones you mentioned i watched part of Collateral and didnt like it. I watched some of Marcella but frequently went sleep. I didnt watch the other programes as i know i wouldnt like them. I never watch soaps or reality tv. In fact i dont watch 99.9 % of programes on before 9pm. I like crime/thrillers generally plus football, speedway GPs, some F1, some tennis, athletics and cricket. I loved the Judi Dench programe about trees, loved The Detectorists, Car Share.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Love Island, Geordie Shore, First Dates, X-Factor, The Voice, Britain’s Got Talent etc. Generally I can’t abide any ‘(Un)Reality TV’ and any ‘Search For Yet Another Generic Star’ type of stuff. I do however enjoy Master Chef for some reason

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

BBC news. newsnight. Question time.in fact most things on the BBC,

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Anything with Rick Lemmon in it! Can`t stand the character and yes, I know the man himself is different but the so called humour just doesn`t click with me, just as Cannon and Ball didn`t when they were popular.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Anything American ... canned laughter shows ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xfactor

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Anything involving

Ricky Gervais and Harry Hill..2 of the most unfunny people living!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose women and Jeremy Kyle,

Judge render, Lorraine kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The house wives of Cheshire

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Jeremy Kyle.

Another here who cant stand Jeremy Vile"

"You're scuuuuuum!"

This, Graham Norton, all soaps, Dancing on Shite, and anything of that ilk.

Honorable mention to Antiques Roadshow,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any reality tv show.

Load of shit.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps

Reality bollox

Football

Rugby

Sport basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any so called reality programme because for one reason along is that none of them are "reality!"

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

I love I'm a celebrity, but the rest of the reality shows I've never seen.

I'm proud to say I've never once seen an episode of the Kardashian's

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"The only way is Essex or any of those type things . "

If I watch that for more than about 2 seconds, my tele is in very real danger of having its remote buried in the screen.

Goggle box. A tele program, about people watching tele programs. Fuck me, is that what we've come to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way is Essex or made in Chelsea dreadful TV

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Only seem to watch Netflix these days. That, and Family Guy.

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"This Morning - Phil and Holly just grate on me. "

I don't have a television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrity Juice. I would piss on that Keith Lemon character if he was on fire.

However I did use to like Leigh Francis’ other characters.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Mrs Browns Boys and anything with Michael MacIntyre

An insult to the genre 'comedy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The news

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Anything that doesn't end up on Dave or Alibi or ITV3.... I could happily watch Endeavour, Morse, Lewis, Midsomer Murder, Jonathan Creek and Rebus on a loop and be happy until I go gaga

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"The only way is Essex or any of those type things . "

Us too or any other reality TV rubbish.

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Celebrity Juice. I would piss on that Keith Lemon character if he was on fire.

However I did use to like Leigh Francis’ other characters. "

You would piss on him?

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By *oyce69Man
over a year ago

Driffield

All the above. I thought I was alone in hating all that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps

Big Brother

TOWIE/Geordie Shore/Love Island and any show featuring the 'stars' of these

The Apprentice

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any daytime TV or soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No to Reality TV shows of any kind

No to any kind of Soaps

No to Gogglebox

No No No to Jeremy Kyle or anything similar

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

Trying to think of any ITV show I do watch

The occasional sporting event

Then nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any soaps

Any ridiculous reality tv like towie

Football

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I got rid of mine about ten years ago and don’t use any other means of watching telly like computer either. Don’t really miss it as I work long hours anyway and just listen to the wireless instead an read or just waste shitloads of time on fab forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a tv but i dont watch it .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only way is Essex or any of those type things . "

Any type of reality tv, which then creates so called celebrities like Vicky Paterson and Joey Essex.sorry rant over so in with anger and out with love

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