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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But does she really...

You see it all the time on women's profile but how much truth is there in it

Well fortunately for all the men of fab I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the better good to find it out

So, just in the name of research of course, I'm willing to receive blowjobs from any lady who could make a dyson blush and rumba circle in confusion

Applications are now open, good luck to all participants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But does she really...

You see it all the time on women's profile but how much truth is there in it

Well fortunately for all the men of fab I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the better good to find it out

So, just in the name of research of course, I'm willing to receive blowjobs from any lady who could make a dyson blush and rumba circle in confusion

Applications are now open, good luck to all participants "

I find in research projects like this it is best to have a panel of experts. One persons opionion can be too easily swayed so for that reason I will offer my added support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's open to trans people too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I do indeed and so does my wife my FB and my brothers wife. O and my friend down the road is pretty good to. Actually now that I think about it the whole street are bloody amazing at it. We’ve. Had no bad drains for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So it's open to trans people too?"

No but you're welcome to run that research along ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it's open to trans people too?

No but you're welcome to run that research along ours "

Why is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day even if it's a bad blow job you're still getting your cock sucked which is awesome. Maybe I've just been lucky and never had a horrific blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the end of the day even if it's a bad blow job you're still getting your cock sucked which is awesome. Maybe I've just been lucky and never had a horrific blow job"

This is pretty much spot on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So it's open to trans people too?

No but you're welcome to run that research along ours

Why is it not?"

This is a research to find the best woman not transgender person.

I understand people have different views on gender identity but please respect mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want anyone to say I'm the best fuck or best giver of blow jobs because it's setting me up for a fall and giving guys high expectations that I might not fulfill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it's open to trans people too?

No but you're welcome to run that research along ours

Why is it not?

This is a research to find the best woman not transgender person.

I understand people have different views on gender identity but please respect mine "

If you close your eyes, it's straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!"

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard. "

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Can I not just be happy when I've a hard willy in my mouth??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I not just be happy when I've a hard willy in my mouth?? "

No life is a competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard. "

I wonder if that would add to the sensation...if only there was a research aimed at this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.

"

Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Never seen a bad one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From experience.. the ones that brag... disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told recently that Dyson need to up their game x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "

Please write a book about your experiences !!

I'd definitely buy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "

so apparently you can fuck up a blowjob... who knew

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"From experience.. the ones that brag... disappoint."

I'm really rubbish at blowjobs.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Speaking from experience, Ive never heard of a man who complained about a blow job, however bad it may have been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I don't claim to be good but I'm very enthusiastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From experience.. the ones that brag... disappoint.

I'm really rubbish at blowjobs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.

so apparently you can fuck up a blowjob... who knew"
.

Yep but I'm still sucking your dick so it's not too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.

Please write a book about your experiences !!

I'd definitely buy it "

Would you want to feature in it? Could have a chapter dedicated to how I helped you overcome your fears and let me put my tongue in your bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of the ladies who've given me the best blow job had tongue piercings and have left the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m yet to find a lady really good at sucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sucks like a dyson

worst comment on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.

Please write a book about your experiences !!

I'd definitely buy it

Would you want to feature in it? Could have a chapter dedicated to how I helped you overcome your fears and let me put my tongue in your bottom?"

Hahahahaha yes please !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I not just be happy when I've a hard willy in my mouth?? "

That's my happy place too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.

Please write a book about your experiences !!

I'd definitely buy it

Would you want to feature in it? Could have a chapter dedicated to how I helped you overcome your fears and let me put my tongue in your bottom?

Hahahahaha yes please !! "

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I certainly don't suck like a dyson. I like to take my time and build the pace and pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't claim to be good but I'm very enthusiastic "

That's all that men ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye I'll join in. Purely for science of course.

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london


"From experience.. the ones that brag... disappoint.

I'm really rubbish at blowjobs."

Whist you may think that, no man having a blow job from you will think that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Aye I'll join in. Purely for science of course. "
Well if it's purely for scientific research then I would be willing to find out which lady tops the list ..I'm thinking of creating some kind of mathematical formula that goes thus. Marks out of ten for each section

1. Slurpyness

2. Eye Contact

3. Givers Enthusiasm

4. Receivers Enthusiasm

5. And finally and most crucially - Willingness to Swallow

Each section to be marked out of 10 . Closest to 50 wins . In the event of a tie we have a Blow Off to determine the winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it's open to trans people too?"

I'd like to think all robots in disguise are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From experience.. the ones that brag... disappoint.

I'm really rubbish at blowjobs."

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"At the end of the day even if it's a bad blow job you're still getting your cock sucked which is awesome. Maybe I've just been lucky and never had a horrific blow job"

You have obviously never had a chunk taken out of your banjo string then.. I have had some pretty bad blowjobs in the past. However that is not to say that it wouldn't blow someone else's mind. Blowjobs are like sex... every one is different. The experience of the receiver is as varied as that of the giver.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Can I not just be happy when I've a hard willy in my mouth?? "

I know I would be ecstatic if it was mine in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't claim to be good but I'm very enthusiastic "

What more can you ask for. Unless you’re madly over the top. Then that might be quite funny

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"From experience.. the ones that brag... disappoint.

I'm really rubbish at blowjobs.

"

Practise makes perfect though eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll gladly kneel before your penis and demonstrate. It would be my absolute pleasure.

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Looks like there are plenty of willy, sorry willing volunteers

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife


"So it's open to trans people too?

No but you're welcome to run that research along ours

Why is it not?"
simple reason us girls know how to do it best and would win

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I took a chunk out of someones cock once but he did shove a finger up my arse without warning. 12 years later and he still whingers on about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on, you are too far to run researches like this

K

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By *ungguy7.5Man
over a year ago

wokingham

It’s all about the technique. I’m proud of giving a very good bj.

1: suction

2: rhythm

3: wetness

4: angle

5: deepthroating

6: mixing it up a bit. If your not getting a reaction then change what your doing.

This is the end of the public service broadcast haha

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

teeth can mess up a bj!

Had injuries on the shaft and a couple of love bite type marks on the head

The teeth ones are the painful ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should make this a nationwide research experiment?

I'll cover Kent.

Oh and can I include wifey in the results? She gives amazing head! Someone else recently gave me one that felt like I was shagging a cheese grater... so they can be bad... oh and twisting the skin so it hurts when they pump it... we even had somebody ask C to teach his wife her technique!

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife


"It’s all about the technique. I’m proud of giving a very good bj.

1: suction

2: rhythm

3: wetness

4: angle

5: deepthroating

6: mixing it up a bit. If your not getting a reaction then change what your doing.

This is the end of the public service broadcast haha

"
you forgot about giving the head/tip lots of attension with the tounge

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "

love your posts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on, you are too far to run researches like this

K"

Are you saying my penis isn't big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't want anyone to say I'm the best fuck or best giver of blow jobs because it's setting me up for a fall and giving guys high expectations that I might not fulfill.

"

Oh but I would LOVE to give the opportunity to fail to fulfil my expectations

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

What a lot of girls don’t realise is that men are always gonna say they were “The Best”...

As if you’d say, “That was amazing love... but not the best I’ve had... Tracey was better”

Of course you’re the best love! It’s the same reason my Dad used to tell me I made the best cup of tea, and why you tell your staff how amazing they are...

So that people still keep doing things, they wouldn’t ordinarily want to do... more often, for free, or with less of a moany attitude!

Simple and effective psychology

This is the best Thread I’ve ever read btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when I have Ads his first blow job, it wasn’t that great, the second time I did it I just went to town on it and did all manner of things with my tongue, afterwards he asked if I had been practising. Charming!!

Geeky x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"From experience.. the ones that brag... disappoint."

Discretion is utmost....

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

Try me haha

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By *even inchesMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"Try me haha "
if you can deepthroat the cocks in your pictures I would say you have won hands down

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "

this made me laugh so loud.. i really hope his willy was kissed better..

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north


"Try me haha if you can deepthroat the cocks in your pictures I would say you have won hands down "

I've won hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.

Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth! "

proper lad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to be too teethy lol think I've improved now, so the bf says!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of bjs i struggle to cum with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old fwb gave the best blowjob I've ever had.... up until now... mind blowing with a tougue piercing .... but only two ladies have made me cum.... and i was married to both of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use to be too teethy lol think I've improved now, so the bf says!!"

if you need a second opinion just ask lol

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Guess if it's your first experience of a blowjob it would be the best ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.

Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!

proper lad lol"

I know, kind of infatuated by him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.

Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!

proper lad lol

I know, kind of infatuated by him. "

hahahaha... I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!

Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.

Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!

proper lad lol

I know, kind of infatuated by him. "

Haha that’s not the worst I have done. I once was a little sick on a very good friends cock when he face fucked and forced his cock down my throat. I have seen him many times since then so it didn’t put him off in fact he said don’t worry I’ve had worse happen!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I (mrs) never had a complaint, but I'm far from the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on, you are too far to run researches like this

K

Are you saying my penis isn't big enough "

To get through the ocean? I'm afraid it's not

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a lot of girls don’t realise is that men are always gonna say they were “The Best”...

As if you’d say, “That was amazing love... but not the best I’ve had... Tracey was better”

Of course you’re the best love! It’s the same reason my Dad used to tell me I made the best cup of tea, and why you tell your staff how amazing they are...

So that people still keep doing things, they wouldn’t ordinarily want to do... more often, for free, or with less of a moany attitude!

Simple and effective psychology

This is the best Thread I’ve ever read btw "

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on, you are too far to run researches like this

K

Are you saying my penis isn't big enough

To get through the ocean? I'm afraid it's not

K"

I'll take a blue pill it should si the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. That's me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use to be too teethy lol think I've improved now, so the bf says!!"

Happy to provide impartial assessment if required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to remind that the research is still in progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to put porn on the screen tie Dave up the suck him dry. Karen

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