FabSwingers.com forum: Parking Annoyances

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When the car park is full and one car has deliberately taken up two spaces to make sure their precious vehicle isn’t touched by anyone or anything.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s very handy - sometimes it’s difficult to tell who’s a selfish prick and this is a useful sign

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People Taking Revenge For Bad Parking

www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Sp2E-micw

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The selfish, ignorant cock gits who park in disabled spaces, despite not having a valid Blue Badge. Causes me problems, and boils my piss. Grrr..angry face.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

When there are loads of empty spaces... I get freaked out trying to park in a near empty carpark. If there is just one space I can get in it straight away, forwards or reversing... give me a choice and im suddenley all flustered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drive from 0-60 in under 5secs at tesco carpark. Also...when you deliberately choose a parking space well out of the way of other cars to avoid dings on doors and wings....come out and some cunt in a rusty corsa passes 25 empty spaces just to shoehorn himself between you and the trolley bay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like leaving little notes on the windscreen of the ridiculously inept people who park like this.

Thanks I needed a tin opener to get in, people like you should take the f#@king bus Tw@t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my car bumped in a carpark was a right off so yes i take 2 spaces up now .

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Me Parking away from other cars leaving 200 empty spaces and some fuck wit parks 2inches from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's because the person or people who parked either side parked inconsiderately. This was the last space so they took it.

By the time you turn up, the person or persons either side have gone, leaving the person parked across two bays, looking like a selfish c*nt... sometimes, they are just selfish c*nts!

But you are right, it is annoying.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Parking in the middle of a two car space rather than up against the line so no one else can park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you park perfectly in the middle of your bay and some c**t parks right on the very edge of their bay and dings your door when opening theirs.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Me Parking away from other cars leaving 200 empty spaces and some fuck wit parks 2inches from me"

That's called car

, cars do get lonely as well ya know

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I was jammed in the other night in a multi storey. Don’t know how they got out but I had to climb over the passenger seat. Wouldn’t have minded but I was wearing stockings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was jammed in the other night in a multi storey. Don’t know how they got out but I had to climb over the passenger seat. Wouldn’t have minded but I was wearing stockings! "

Note to self....leave dash cam running when parking next to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep so annoying,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some car parks are ridiculously tight and haven't had the bays big enough to fit some of these rather large SUVs etc in, so I can understand the two space parking. They should be made to pay twice if you ask me though. I'd it's a Nissan Micra causing the issue then yeah, fuck the owner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top day for me was parking in a fairly empty car park, to come back to find cars parked either side, which is fine. But they were parked so closely I had to reverse the car out to get my two toddlers in as I couldn’t open the bloody doors! Cue screaming from one child who thought I was leaving him!

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Some twunt at work parks his rusty 51 plate rover across 2 bays every single day!

I can sort of understand it if you drive a nice shiny new car but his rust bucket is a right state. It’s bumper is being being held on with rope.

Often when I arrive there are no spaces left and it’s accepted that in those cases you block people in by parking across the front of the bays and leave a note in the windscreen saying who’s car and which department you work in.

Wonder if you can guess which car I always block in

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Can hardly call it parking but some guy just pulled into a space diagonally in the bay, got out and just left it meaning no one could park either side of him. Was very tempted to do the note thing, probably would have if I'd had a pen and some paper.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Ive dinged loads lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Of course, people who park in disabled bays without a valid blue badge and people who park in parent and child bays with no kids...

Inconsiderate Twunts!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Don't say you have to have the kids with you on the sign is what one very nice lady said to someone in a car park. I overheard this comment the other day.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"People who drive from 0-60 in under 5secs at tesco carpark. Also...when you deliberately choose a parking space well out of the way of other cars to avoid dings on doors and wings....come out and some cunt in a rusty corsa passes 25 empty spaces just to shoehorn himself between you and the trolley bay..."

The cunt in the rusty corsa who parks next to you in the furthest corner of the supermarket car park probably works there.

He/she is earning minimum wage so can't afford a better car and the store management designate this part of the car park for the staff to use. If they park nearer to the store they can get a written warning for it.

That's how it works in the supermarket I work at. During Christmas week we are not allowed to use the car park at all and have to make other arrangements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to find someone getting ready to leave and park in the bay in front of them. They have to reverse out, rather then drive straight off.

It amuses me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course, people who park in disabled bays without a valid blue badge and people who park in parent and child bays with no kids...

Inconsiderate Twunts!"

Also people misusing blue badges and parking in the disabled bays when the badge holder is not present. A parent at my daughter's special needs school does this. X

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Me Parking away from other cars leaving 200 empty spaces and some fuck wit parks 2inches from me"

This!!!!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Can never understand why so many people drive forwards into a parking space instead of reversing in. Its much easier to reverse in than out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno. I leave all that parking lark to Jeeves

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Can never understand why so many people drive forwards into a parking space instead of reversing in. Its much easier to reverse in than out."

hubby always used to to say this and I never believed him.........until I learned to drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty.

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"Can never understand why so many people drive forwards into a parking space instead of reversing in. Its much easier to reverse in than out."

Except when loading shopping into the boot. If someone parks too close you can’t even open the rear door on a hatchback. So drive in reverse out.

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By *oyce69Man
over a year ago

Driffield

At Morrisons supermarket a while back a guy in a new McLaren took up a bay and a half. Can't say I blame him. And it was well away from the entrance.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I stuck a note on a car taking up two places. Na then remedial,,who has the family brain cell today?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

" At Morrisons supermarket a while back a guy in a new McLaren took up a bay and a half. Can't say I blame him. And it was well away from the entrance."

Must have been stolen or lost, why the hell would he shop at morrisons

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Up their own arse over zealous traffic wardens who only signed up because they were bullied as a child and it's the only job with a uniform that would take them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can never understand why so many people drive forwards into a parking space instead of reversing in. Its much easier to reverse in than out."

I find it easier to reverse out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" At Morrisons supermarket a while back a guy in a new McLaren took up a bay and a half. Can't say I blame him. And it was well away from the entrance."

Shouldn’t he have been in Waitrose?

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By *elly39devonCouple
over a year ago

tavistock

value for money even guys with mclaren might need to count the pennies lol

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Parked in Tesco car park right now lol, very nicely and considerately IMO

Thankfully most wardens are nice enough and will give as must chance as they reasonably can. There's one where I live who actually looks like scrooge. Turns up at night! and writes the ticket straightaway, even as you're getting in your car and starting it to drive away. There's really no need for that.

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