FabSwingers.com forum: The fabs conspiracy

By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

I read on the Internet that there are actually millions of women on fabs gagging to have sex with flabby middle aged single men, but that the illuminati, in pursuit of their quest for world government, fix the site so that all the messages sent to the men by the women never get through. This is so that the men will be so miserable and depressed that they won't have the energy to resist the illuminati.

Obviously George Bush, Tony Blair, the Queen and the Rothschilds are also part of the conspiracy.

Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that’s exactly what it is sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all true

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Gah! I knew it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking knew it !

No wonder why I started drinking since I joined!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew i shouldn't have left the masons

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

It all makes perfect sense now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they're lizards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help me! I need sex! Help me - oh there’s someone at the....aagahhmmmppfffh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you disprove it?

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"And they're lizards

You can shape shift my lizard anytime.

Or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was me thinking it was my expanding waistline and the black cloud of misanthropic despair I carry with me that was stopping me getting anywhere.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I read on the Internet that there are actually millions of women on fabs gagging to have sex with flabby middle aged single men, but that the illuminati, in pursuit of their quest for world government, fix the site so that all the messages sent to the men by the women never get through. This is so that the men will be so miserable and depressed that they won't have the energy to resist the illuminati.

Obviously George Bush, Tony Blair, the Queen and the Rothschilds are also part of the conspiracy.

Thoughts?

I'm quite new to Fab, is this really true?

If it is, i'm demanding a refund on my free membership.

Bastards!!!!!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Either this thread or the op will be removed very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought so...

for some reason i also feel like a pack of skittles now.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

That’s why I always wear a tinfoil hat as well as a condom. They use mind rays on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here me thinking it was WALLS creating a festival of sausage

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve been forced to post against my will

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