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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

With credit to _irthandgirth - what’s the worst pain known to modern man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manflu

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Manflu "

^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterfly bite

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"With credit to _irthandgirth - what’s the worst pain known to modern man?"

Men can’t handle many kinds of pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testicular torsion apparently. Never had it thankfully, but a swift knee square in the love eggs seems to hurt a fair bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, being nagged to death too

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The worst kind of pain for women is actually modern man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without a shadow of a doubt... Gout.

Passed it now but it was some of the worst pain I felt. Even without any movement it was excruciating. Thank goodness for allopurinol

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ironing a shirt and putting the duvet cover on .

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Testicular torsion. Also getting one's thumb stuck in the opening of a plastic container of wet wipes and having nose hair plucked.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Worse than all mentioned above. Still not got it.

No, it’s not catching your foreskin in the zip, or a broken heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..

Childbirth

Gallstones

Kidney stones

And gout

In no particular order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting shot 2 times then stabbed,,,,had a bullet proof vest on so no life frightening injurys but oh fuck did that hurt, ??????

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

The worst pain would have to be a shaving cut. Like omg. Women complain that childbirth is the worst pain in the world but a shaving cut and the pain is just unbearable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my cock slapped and squeezed hard.... unfortunately a recent sp missed and slapped my balls at full pelt... literally

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
over a year ago

belfast

Hopefully you're wrong. I've a gallstone but no pain at all from it so far. Was only found during a check up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting shot 2 times then stabbed,,,,had a bullet proof vest on so no life frightening injurys but oh fuck did that hurt, ??????"

. Wow. .... was it like braking a rib?

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..

Childbirth

Gallstones

Kidney stones

And gout

In no particular order"

Not even close!

It’s even more painful than all these.

Even worse than standing on a piece of Lego.

Worst pain for modern man - what can it be?

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Getting shot 2 times then stabbed,,,,had a bullet proof vest on so no life frightening injurys but oh fuck did that hurt, ??????"

Is it that rough up in St Helens?

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre


"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..

Childbirth

Gallstones

Kidney stones

And gout

In no particular order"

I must be blessed as I have gallstones and kidney stones! As meatloaf said 2 out of 3 ain’t bad..... I will discount child birth as I can’t although my wife came close to breaking my fingers during labour.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain "
wait till you shoot a stone out its like being cut with glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting shot 2 times then stabbed,,,,had a bullet proof vest on so no life frightening injurys but oh fuck did that hurt, ??????

. Wow. .... was it like braking a rib? "
or maybe 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting shot 2 times then stabbed,,,,had a bullet proof vest on so no life frightening injurys but oh fuck did that hurt, ??????

Is it that rough up in St Helens?"

Was in london lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on an upturned plug

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..

Childbirth

Gallstones

Kidney stones

And gout

In no particular order"

Had two of them ... gallstones and child birth 3 Times

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Something called a cluster head..

I've had them before,.google it,it is described as the highest pain... It effects the optic nerve at the back of your eye..

Hurts more than childbirth.. But I took it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on an upturned plug in the middle of the night is a up there!

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Well speaking from experience I've had over 300 needles inserted in me in one bdsm session ...no it didn't hurt at all

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Standing on an upturned plug"

Ouch! That does hurt.

Ok - you’ve all had a chance. I’m going to reveal it. The worst pain known to modern man is........

The grinding of a new alloy wheel on a kerb!!!

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Something called a cluster head..

I've had them before,.google it,it is described as the highest pain... It effects the optic nerve at the back of your eye..

Hurts more than childbirth.. But I took it "

Ment "Cluster Headache"

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

My man had gout and said it was like toothache only 10 times worse

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"With credit to _irthandgirth - what’s the worst pain known to modern man?

Men can’t handle many kinds of pain! "
That's not true . Some are married

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

When the wife 'borrows' my credit card and I see the monthly statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have thought it was a 12" cock in his arse, without lubrication.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Endoscopy.

It's not so much the level of pain but just the fact of where it is makes it 1000 times worse.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Having your prostate checked. After much swearing, I asked him if he'd used a tool, his answer was a simple no! Fat fingered fuck

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Endoscopy.

It's not so much the level of pain but just the fact of where it is makes it 1000 times worse.

"

I love the scene in two and a half men where Charlie is being wheeled to the theatre for a colonoscopy. He shouts “I want anaesthetic “, his girlfriend replies “ all I get is pretty please and a glass of wine”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothache! Worst pain imaginable

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Having your prostate checked. After much swearing, I asked him if he'd used a tool, his answer was a simple no! Fat fingered fuck"

I had that last week. It was very quick . I reacted with a “wow” as he sized it up.

What a skill!

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By *ondescriptcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Handing over the divorce cheque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replying to all the personal messages on here.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain wait till you shoot a stone out its like being cut with glass "
Had one the size and shape of two marrowfat peas stuck together, it wouldn't get smashed through sonic means. Passing it would have more than made my eyes water I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.

It did smart a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Manflu "

/endthread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Toothache! Worst pain imaginable "
Been there . I was so close to doing a Tom Hanks

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

A slug scratch?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.

It did smart a little. "
This wins

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"A slug scratch?"

A what?

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain wait till you shoot a stone out its like being cut with glass Had one the size and shape of two marrowfat peas stuck together, it wouldn't get smashed through sonic means. Passing it would have more than made my eyes water I think..."
I had one the size of a pea blast out that was OK .it was the other one like a piece of glass that definately hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.

It did smart a little. This wins "

I've got scars that make Evil Kinevil look like a wuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slug scratch?

A what?"

I’m also intrigued?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slug scratch?

A what?

I’m also intrigued?"

Unless we are talking about a bullet wound ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slug scratch?

A what?

I’m also intrigued?"

Terrible thing. Excruciating pain.

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Air pumped in to my stomach for an examination.

Although followed by the greatest farting session ever.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"A slug scratch?

A what?

I’m also intrigued?

Terrible thing. Excruciating pain. "

A female only thing?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.

It did smart a little. This wins

I've got scars that make Evil Kinevil look like a wuss. "
I honestly cannot fathom the pain you must have went through. You must feel lucky you are here to tell the tale

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..

Childbirth

Gallstones

Kidney stones

And gout

In no particular order

Not even close!

It’s even more painful than all these.

Even worse than standing on a piece of Lego.

Worst pain for modern man - what can it be?"

A paper cut? You softie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Testicular torsion apparently. Never had it thankfully, but a swift knee square in the love eggs seems to hurt a fair bit. "
I have and it hurts more than a bit, will bring tears to the eyes of even the toughest of men

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest"

Sob sob - this man wins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.

It did smart a little. This wins

I've got scars that make Evil Kinevil look like a wuss. I honestly cannot fathom the pain you must have went through. You must feel lucky you are here to tell the tale "

Only took 9 months in hospital and 8 operations to sort out. It was the bone infection I got that nearly killed me. 1 month in intensive care and 3 more months with antibiotics intravenously in both legs and arms. It was like acid going into my veins. I still love bikes and don't regret racing them, I'd do it again tomorrow if my knees and ankle worked properly.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest

Sob sob - this man wins! "

Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though?

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london


"Testicular torsion. . "

I used to get that as a teenager. Wow. Didn’t know it had a name. Been doubled up many a time round a birds house with that.

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre


"Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain wait till you shoot a stone out its like being cut with glass "

Yes but once the do pass and you can pee freely again the the feeling is euphoric

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"A slug scratch?"
Treading on a S,nail...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest

Sob sob - this man wins!

Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though?"

Tis better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all......

Sob sob Where’s the tissues?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Without a shadow of a doubt... Gout.

Passed it now but it was some of the worst pain I felt. Even without any movement it was excruciating. Thank goodness for allopurinol "

Amen to that. I feel your pain

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Easy - Pancreatitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry anal?

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

handing over my bankcard to a woman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest

Sob sob - this man wins!

Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though?

Tis better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all......

Sob sob Where’s the tissues? "
I have that beat hands down, though am not going into detail in here, but I definitely agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dry anal? "

That's a fucking pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallstones are by far the worst pain I've ever suffered

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest

Sob sob - this man wins!

Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though?

Tis better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all......

Sob sob Where’s the tissues? I have that beat hands down, though am not going into detail in here, but I definitely agree with you"

Message me it please I have to know......

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Thinking you had one biscuit left in the packet, then realising they were all gone

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest"

Awwee hugs ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing on an upturned plug

Ouch! That does hurt.

Ok - you’ve all had a chance. I’m going to reveal it. The worst pain known to modern man is........

The grinding of a new alloy wheel on a kerb!!!"

I lost a £20 note last week. That's got to be in the top ten.

Joking aside, broken ribs and toothache are the two worst I've experienced.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Thinking you had one biscuit left in the packet, then realising they were all gone "

Worse is going to buy McVities dark chocolate digestives and they only have milk chocolate ones

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Broken heart

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me. "

As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?

Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.

As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?

Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking "

No, Not yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting your head used for penalty kick practice hurts. Pleurisy is the sorest thing I've had though

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.

As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?

Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking

No, Not yet. "

Quite

From personal experience I can assure you that broken ribs are nothing compared to a broken coccyx. Still can't sit properly for any length of time almost 40 years after breaking it

(definitely not piles either lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To travel to a place your mind can never leave or escape from.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"To travel to a place your mind can never leave or escape from. "

That’s deep for a Thursday afternoon.

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York


"Without a shadow of a doubt... Gout.

Passed it now but it was some of the worst pain I felt. Even without any movement it was excruciating. Thank goodness for allopurinol "

This, and I thank allopurinol to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.

As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?

Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking

No, Not yet.

Quite

From personal experience I can assure you that broken ribs are nothing compared to a broken coccyx. Still can't sit properly for any length of time almost 40 years after breaking it

(definitely not piles either lol) "

What if I got broke my cocx? (That’s what you said wasn’t it? ) and thought it was nothing compared to my life threatening injuries.

Pain is subjective, and it sounds like you’ve just got a pain in the ass.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I can say that viral meningitis was the worst I have had. Only time I have cried and thrown up because of the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To travel to a place your mind can never leave or escape from. "

Blackpool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.

As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?

Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking

No, Not yet. "

Oh there's still time.....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.

As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?

Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking

No, Not yet.

Oh there's still time.....

Peach x"

I’m a small target.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.

As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?

Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking

No, Not yet.

Oh there's still time.....

Peach x

I’m a small target. "

I'm a crack shot, mind your arse

Peach x

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I love the fact that SEB posted the answer and people have just carried on adding their thoughts.

Standing on Lego or Gallstones were bad, but childbirth similar , but lasts a few hours longer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Manflu "

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"I love the fact that SEB posted the answer and people have just carried on adding their thoughts.

Standing on Lego or Gallstones were bad, but childbirth similar , but lasts a few hours longer . "

Childbirth. I remember my wife at the time screaming and screaming- and that was just the conception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hemorrhoids removal via a operation..takes about two months to start getting better..going for a shit in the first 5-6 weeks is like somebody sticking red hot poker up your arse, it's that painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?"

Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?

Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house."

Fantastic! I’m rather pleased I started this thread now.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.

That and passing a kidney stone.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?

Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house."

Get the kids to put the stego saurus away - dimples

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Any men experienced waxing? I mean hair being pulled out to look good!!!!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.

That and passing a kidney stone. "

Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?

Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house.

Get the kids to put the stego saurus away - dimples "

Think the fucker got fired straight in the bin the last time it happened!

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"With credit to _irthandgirth - what’s the worst pain known to modern man?"
Putting the bins out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.

That and passing a kidney stone.

Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific."

I am a bit of a sadistic bitch and can find humour in almost any misfortune regardless of the pain. But kids....no. I winced reading that.

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london


"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.

That and passing a kidney stone.

Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific."

That’s made me shiver. Couldn’t even start to think how it looks let alone what it felt like.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?

Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house.

Get the kids to put the stego saurus away - dimples

Think the fucker got fired straight in the bin the last time it happened! "

Yep I can see why

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

There's a clip of a vandal kinking in a wall on Youtube and the consequence of his stupidity. Funnily enough, I still can't watch that without laughing although his shin pretty much ends up flat. That must of hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To travel to a place your mind can never leave or escape from.

That’s deep for a Thursday afternoon."

Yes I have been told I can get quite deep. My apologies

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"A slug scratch?

A what?"

Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.

That and passing a kidney stone.

Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific.

I am a bit of a sadistic bitch and can find humour in almost any misfortune regardless of the pain. But kids....no. I winced reading that."

I was about 11 when I saw it. Had to get on my bike to go to a house with a phone to call an ambulance.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Having your prostate checked. After much swearing, I asked him if he'd used a tool, his answer was a simple no! Fat fingered fuck"

Man up

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"A slug scratch?

A what?

Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug? "

No, I manage to out run them.

Come on, it’s something you ladies suffer from. Knicker burn in a delicate area perhaps?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Having your prostate checked. After much swearing, I asked him if he'd used a tool, his answer was a simple no! Fat fingered fuck

Man up"

He had green hands, hair and wore torn shorts ok

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"A slug scratch?

A what?

Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug?

No, I manage to out run them.

Come on, it’s something you ladies suffer from. Knicker burn in a delicate area perhaps?"

Lol no, I was just being silly.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"A slug scratch?

A what?

Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug?

No, I manage to out run them.

Come on, it’s something you ladies suffer from. Knicker burn in a delicate area perhaps?

Lol no, I was just being silly."

Ah, now I get it. Having a laugh at the expense of men are we? Suggesting we can’t take a bit of pain.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"A slug scratch?

A what?

Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug?

No, I manage to out run them.

Come on, it’s something you ladies suffer from. Knicker burn in a delicate area perhaps?

Lol no, I was just being silly.

Ah, now I get it. Having a laugh at the expense of men are we? Suggesting we can’t take a bit of pain. "

Would I?

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