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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do a nutella cake with some bueno in it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you do a nutella cake with some bueno in it ? "

Anything for you, sir. What frosting, or shall I decide? Coffee while you wait?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Carrot Cake please

P.S, You wearing anything under that apron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A delicious Victoria sponge please yum and a cup of tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have poached eggs instead with a decaf coffee please? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you do a nutella cake with some bueno in it ?

Anything for you, sir. What frosting, or shall I decide? Coffee while you wait? "

A fresh pressed orange juice or if you have milk inside your mammary glands, I'll have a glass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Carrot Cake please

P.S, You wearing anything under that apron?"

Carrot cake a coming up. Orange or lemon frosting?

PS. Ladies don't tell, please feel free to come and find out for yourself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" A delicious Victoria sponge please yum and a cup of tea please "

On it, one of my favourites, got a Welsh panad here for you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have poached eggs instead with a decaf coffee please? X"

Man after my own heart, it's a deal. Granary or white bread, homemade of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a lemon drizzle please? And a coffee, white and two if you would be so kind xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you do a nutella cake with some bueno in it ?

Anything for you, sir. What frosting, or shall I decide? Coffee while you wait?

A fresh pressed orange juice or if you have milk inside your mammary glands, I'll have a glass. "

I have both, you'll need to come and do the milking, my hands are a little busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" A delicious Victoria sponge please yum and a cup of tea please

On it, one of my favourites, got a Welsh panad here for you too "

ahhh a panad tjats music for the soul that is look you lol x x Diolch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a lemon drizzle please? And a coffee, white and two if you would be so kind xxx"

Mmm, yes, a lovely tangy LDC a coming up. I need a bigger kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" A delicious Victoria sponge please yum and a cup of tea please

On it, one of my favourites, got a Welsh panad here for you too ahhh a panad tjats music for the soul that is look you lol x x Diolch x "

Croeso!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a lemon drizzle please? And a coffee, white and two if you would be so kind xxx

Mmm, yes, a lovely tangy LDC a coming up. I need a bigger kitchen "

Maybe another pair of hands??

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot the cake Let's just play with the apron and spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a lemon drizzle please? And a coffee, white and two if you would be so kind xxx

Mmm, yes, a lovely tangy LDC a coming up. I need a bigger kitchen

Maybe another pair of hands?? "

sure, hop in and help

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

I'll go with your baps please, of you don't mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh red velvet cupcakes please miss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgot the cake Let's just play with the apron and spoon "

Hahaha!! I wanna bake!! What do you have that's more fun than cake batter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh red velvet cupcakes please miss! "
already in, delicious!

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.

Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can I have a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot the cake Let's just play with the apron and spoon

Hahaha!! I wanna bake!! What do you have that's more fun than cake batter "

Oooooo don't worry your temp will rise and you will be cooking nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll go with your baps please, of you don't mind! "

I'll bake you a batch of white baps for you to stick your sausage in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white chocolate and peanut butter cheesecake please.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Could I have a blueberry and raspberry Skyr cake please? Gingernut or caramel biscuit base..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can I have a blow torch on ma nob "

I'm sure the OP would advise otherwise, but there are other sites available for such fetishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peanut butter on toast please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Filth!"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A white chocolate and peanut butter cheesecake please."

Ooh, I'll share that one with you, yum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a blueberry and raspberry Skyr cake please? Gingernut or caramel biscuit base.. "

Googling as we speak....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.

Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower..."

I'm a messy chef, so definitely a requirement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgot the cake Let's just play with the apron and spoon

Hahaha!! I wanna bake!! What do you have that's more fun than cake batter

Oooooo don't worry your temp will rise and you will be cooking nicely "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a blow job "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a blow torch on ma nob

I'm sure the OP would advise otherwise, but there are other sites available for such fetishes "

Definitely agreed sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"peanut butter on toast please "

Definitely, I'll join you, this baking is tiring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hope I've replied to you all, prod me if not x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"peanut butter on toast please "

I wish you could see the card that I've just sent ma cousin for his birthday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Filth!

Coming right up "

It's already up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope I've replied to you all, prod me if not x"

You have replied to me.... but I'd like to off your buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like mars bar cake.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hope I've replied to you all, prod me if not x"

Erm ok, can you whip up some cream for a filling in a coffee walnut cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not hungry but id love to watch you eat an eclair while i drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Filth!

Coming right up

It's already up "

Correct answer, you may lick my spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really like mars bar cake. "

Done! I like some sultanas in mine, in or out for you madame?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope I've replied to you all, prod me if not x

Erm ok, can you whip up some cream for a filling in a coffee walnut cake? "

Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Filth!

Coming right up

It's already up

Correct answer, you may lick my spoon "

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not hungry but id love to watch you eat an eclair while i drink"

Far too busy, feed me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flapjacks for me if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really like mars bar cake.

Done! I like some sultanas in mine, in or out for you madame? "

I love sultanas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not hungry but id love to watch you eat an eclair while i drink

Far too busy, feed me one "

1 eclair extra creme coming up il get around to feeding you those mini eggs too when i get half a chance

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... "

Can I have a Black Forest Gataux please... it's my all time favourite .

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really like mars bar cake.

Done! I like some sultanas in mine, in or out for you madame?

I love sultanas! "

How about plums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"peanut butter on toast please

I wish you could see the card that I've just sent ma cousin for his birthday tomorrow "

and so do i wish i could see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flapjacks for me if possible "

Already half baked sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really like mars bar cake.

Done! I like some sultanas in mine, in or out for you madame?

I love sultanas! "

Done then, fruity Mars bar cake a coming up just for you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not hungry but id love to watch you eat an eclair while i drink

Far too busy, feed me one

1 eclair extra creme coming up il get around to feeding you those mini eggs too when i get half a chance"

Now you're talking my language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

Can I have a Black Forest Gataux please... it's my all time favourite .

Cal "

Absolutely, my favourite too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gluten free chocolate and coconut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really like mars bar cake.

Done! I like some sultanas in mine, in or out for you madame?

I love sultanas!

How about plums? "

Depends how ripe they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gluten free chocolate and coconut?"

Ooh, yes, I will get on to that with the next batch. Make some little handmade bountys for the top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i just have a cup of tea and good old natter please?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Could I have a blueberry and raspberry Skyr cake please? Gingernut or caramel biscuit base..

Googling as we speak.... "

Find it? I've only had it o the black coast of Iceland (country not the shop). Had a little tastegasm..

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth


"I'll go with your baps please, of you don't mind!

I'll bake you a batch of white baps for you to stick your sausage in "

I'm on my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake. ALL THE CAKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’ll have a red velvet cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... "

Can you do a Blackforest gateaux? I’ll bring s cherry for the top

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Has to be Lemon Drizzle for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flapjacks for me if possible

Already half baked sir "

Jam to add and spiced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you rustle up a Key Lime pie please Mischief?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i just have a cup of tea and good old natter please? "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a blueberry and raspberry Skyr cake please? Gingernut or caramel biscuit base..

Googling as we speak....

Find it? I've only had it o the black coast of Iceland (country not the shop). Had a little tastegasm.. "

It's a cooking. Fear not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cake. ALL THE CAKE "

Hehe, there's lots to choose from, lots of sharing going on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’ll have a red velvet cake. "

Done, some muffins too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

Can you do a Blackforest gateaux? I’ll bring s cherry for the top

"

All sorted, I've got brandy soaked cherries for the top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has to be Lemon Drizzle for me please x"

Of course madame, being frosted as we speak x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flapjacks for me if possible

Already half baked sir

Jam to add and spiced! "

What jam would you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a nice banana loaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you rustle up a Key Lime pie please Mischief?"

Absolutely, one of my favourites. As long as you promise to share an 1/8 with me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... "

Is it just your apron you have on ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like a nice banana loaf "

Got some bananas ripening as we speak, any frosting for the top?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... Is it just your apron you have on ?? "

Why don't you come and find out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like a nice banana loaf

Got some bananas ripening as we speak, any frosting for the top? "

That would be lovely with a nice buttercream topping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like a nice banana loaf

Got some bananas ripening as we speak, any frosting for the top?

That would be lovely with a nice buttercream topping "

Done

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

May I have a Victoria Sponge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Lemon and blueberry pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo thanks, orange polenta cake with a strong black coffee would be lovely! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have a Victoria Sponge?

"

Definitely, I'll get right on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy "

With chocolate shavings on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemon and blueberry pretty please"

Mmm, with a blueberry drizzle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooo thanks, orange polenta cake with a strong black coffee would be lovely! x"

Job done sir, consider it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a shed load of baking to do! Log off

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"May I have a Victoria Sponge?

Definitely, I'll get right on it! "

Aww thank you. I don't think I've ever had someone bake a cake for me before

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By *he WickedsCouple
over a year ago

Swingtown


"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.

Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower..."

are

There’s nothing better than freshly baked chocolate brownies! Unless it’s licking said brownies off a sexy body ...... THEN you can shower together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got a shed load of baking to do! Log off "

I'm highly efficient in the kitchen. Just you worry about your plumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just simple scones for me. Can't beat a well nice scone. Cream, jam and thick butter please. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.

Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower...

are

There’s nothing better than freshly baked chocolate brownies! Unless it’s licking said brownies off a sexy body ...... THEN you can shower together "

Chocolate frosted nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just simple scones for me. Can't beat a well nice scone. Cream, jam and thick butter please. X"

My personal favourite, love a fruity scone

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By *he WickedsCouple
over a year ago

Swingtown


"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.

Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower...

are

There’s nothing better than freshly baked chocolate brownies! Unless it’s licking said brownies off a sexy body ...... THEN you can shower together

Chocolate frosted nipples "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’ll have a red velvet cake.

Done, some muffins too! "

Kettle boiled yet?? I’m outside !!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'm all about a good cheesecake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’ll have a red velvet cake.

Done, some muffins too!

Kettle boiled yet?? I’m outside !! "

I've got an instant boiler. Kettle always on in my home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm all about a good cheesecake! "

Love a nice lemon cheese cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top "

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... "

I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top

Oh yes please "

Consider it done lovely lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....

Fuzz"

Fuzz, you got yourself a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....

Fuzz

Fuzz, you got yourself a deal "

I'll be over with the ingredients right away

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....

Fuzz

Fuzz, you got yourself a deal

I'll be over with the ingredients right away

Fuzz"

Be quick, I'm thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....

Fuzz

Fuzz, you got yourself a deal

I'll be over with the ingredients right away

Fuzz

Be quick, I'm thirsty "

Not sure if I could quench your thirst but would give it a damn good go

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....

Fuzz

Fuzz, you got yourself a deal

I'll be over with the ingredients right away

Fuzz

Be quick, I'm thirsty

Not sure if I could quench your thirst but would give it a damn good go

Fuzz"

You'll get bonus points for effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready...

I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....

Fuzz

Fuzz, you got yourself a deal

I'll be over with the ingredients right away

Fuzz

Be quick, I'm thirsty

Not sure if I could quench your thirst but would give it a damn good go

Fuzz

You'll get bonus points for effort "

Your points give me a boner

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheeky Fuzz

Fresh batch of cheese and chives scones done, and some fresh coffee. Anyone want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky Fuzz

Fresh batch of cheese and chives scones done, and some fresh coffee. Anyone want some? "

That sounds good. If you're not satisfied yet, I'm partial to a bit of tiffin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana cake with crushed walnuts would be wonderful. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top

Oh yes please

Consider it done lovely lady x"

Can I give you a hand ?

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over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top

Oh yes please

Consider it done lovely lady x

Can I give you a hand ?"

I can give you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top

Oh yes please

Consider it done lovely lady x

Can I give you a hand ?"

Nah, you're all good, I like control in my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheeky Fuzz

Fresh batch of cheese and chives scones done, and some fresh coffee. Anyone want some?

That sounds good. If you're not satisfied yet, I'm partial to a bit of tiffin.."

Mmmm, with plenty of sultanas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Banana cake with crushed walnuts would be wonderful. x"

Mmm, sounds amazing! Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you rustle up a Key Lime pie please Mischief?

Absolutely, one of my favourites. As long as you promise to share an 1/8 with me "

Just an 1/8? Who wants to help us with the other 3/4?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you rustle up a Key Lime pie please Mischief?

Absolutely, one of my favourites. As long as you promise to share an 1/8 with me

Just an 1/8? Who wants to help us with the other 3/4? "

Put it on the table, I'm sure people will share

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... Is it just your apron you have on ??

Why don't you come and find out? "

On way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... Is it just your apron you have on ??

Why don't you come and find out? On way "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top

Oh yes please

Consider it done lovely lady x

Can I give you a hand ?

I can give you two "

I just need the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top

Oh yes please

Consider it done lovely lady x

Can I give you a hand ?

I can give you two

I just need the one "

I'm not so sure about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and walnut cake please and a nice latte.

As long as you come and sit beside me and we can share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee and walnut cake please and a nice latte.

As long as you come and sit beside me and we can share"

Who.. op or the poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be cheeky and ask for a key lime pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee and walnut cake please and a nice latte.

As long as you come and sit beside me and we can share

Who.. op or the poster above "

If there's cake involved, it's me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be cheeky and ask for a key lime pie "

Absolutely, perfect for some afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be cheeky and ask for a key lime pie

Absolutely, perfect for some afternoon tea "

I have my coat on and am out the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be cheeky and ask for a key lime pie

Absolutely, perfect for some afternoon tea I have my coat on and am out the door "

See you soon, kettle is on if anyone needs a refreshing brew to kick start the afternoon

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I dont mind which cake could i have a latte please and since your busy baking ile wash up for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont mind which cake could i have a latte please and since your busy baking ile wash up for you "

Ahh bless ya. I'll whip us up a fruity meringue and an apple strudel with some custard. Sod it,, let's whack the dishwasher on and get a glass of wine!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... "

just the apron and spoon I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy

With chocolate shavings on top

Oh yes please

Consider it done lovely lady x

Can I give you a hand ?

I can give you two

I just need the one

I'm not so sure about that "

Oh believe me I can do loads with just the one hand

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Can u do a practice run of the royal wedding cake ....it sounds lovley ... you may have to practice it a few times .

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over a year ago


"I'd have baked a cake.....

Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....

Apron on and spoon ready... just the apron and spoon I hope "

But of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can u do a practice run of the royal wedding cake ....it sounds lovley ... you may have to practice it a few times ."

Sounds like it needs a proper skilled Baker for that job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can u do a practice run of the royal wedding cake ....it sounds lovley ... you may have to practice it a few times .

Sounds like it needs a proper skilled Baker for that job!! "

This place is full of masterbakers...

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