FabSwingers.com forum: Fab themed limericks

By *hort fat n ugly! OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

I came here on fab as a swinger... looking for fun with a fitty not a minger... she must be a beauty, a stunner or a cutie... a brunette a blonde or a ginga!

Show us your talent with a fab themed limerick.

Something a bit more unique than... young horny lad.. In need of a shag.. don’t care if you’re a hag.. I’ll bring my own paper bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a thread

That stagnated and bled

It showed early promise and craft

And oh how we.... laughed

(Eventually)

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

There once was a nice guy called Taff,

Who's comments would make us all laugh.

In June I'll walk pooch ,

And then cwtch, hug and smooch

With that adorable Welshman called Taff.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fab fora are often enjoyed,

When humour and wit are deployed.

Such moments are fleeting,

And always a treat in,

Amongst the snog, marry, avoid.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

In swinging club's I come alive.

I enjoy one guy or two guy or five.

I chat with the newbies and ignore any rudeys,

And dance, but I can't do the jive

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

There was a fab couple in Pitlochry who decided to make love in a rockery. She said “John you’ve cum all over my bum, it was nay a fuck, was a mockery”.

For full effect read it in a Scottish accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a nice guy called Taff,

Who's comments would make us all laugh.

In June I'll walk pooch ,

And then cwtch, hug and smooch

With that adorable Welshman called Taff.

brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They take a look at your pics

Send you stills of their dicks

You laugh an you bork

At their withered crusty stalk

Then tighten the lazzy on your knicks!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I signed up to fab to nail many

But six months later I hadn't had any

So I posted some pictures of me in bed

Gained confidence and started a thread

Now I'm fucking a northern birds fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue,

Fabswingers got me laid and so it can you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red violets are blue,

Fabswingers got me laid and so it can you!"

Argh that doesn't rhyme, shit...

Yahtzee!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Roses are red violets are blue,

Fabswingers got me laid and so it can you!

Argh that doesn't rhyme, shit...

Yahtzee!"

It rhymes but it's not a Limerick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red violets are blue,

Fabswingers got me laid and so it can you!

Argh that doesn't rhyme, shit...

Yahtzee!

It rhymes but it's not a Limerick!"

Yup, just googled limerick, I'm not poetic enough for 5 lines

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Morticia adds post to the forum, she's a laugh, but still acts with decorum,

She talks about Townhouse,

Could encourage a shy mouse,

That lines shit, but I've been on the rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the forums we all like to type

Sometimes we chat over skype

From what biscuits we adore

To who's the biggest whore

And loves Cocksnot up the Fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont like liquorish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was once a young man from Leeds,

Who had very powerful needs.

He searched high and low, but no lady was nigh.

So he went to bed all concede.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

New swingers want to visit a club.

What to wear?, does it have a hot tub?

Just read the website,

Dress nice, be polite,

And have fun, whether cougar or cub

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"On the forums we all like to type

Sometimes we chat over skype

From what biscuits we adore

To who's the biggest whore

And loves Cocksnot up the Fart pipe

That's a great one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taff and Pooch love to walk

We're always up for a talk

We're up in the hills

For good time and thrills

Our letters all end with a S.W.A.L.K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instashag awaits as you join and log in

a quick search to find sex, let it begin

I have Pm’d them all, - tall,short big & slim

Tomorrow I’m desperate, I’ll try with a ‘him’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the forums we all like to type

Sometimes we chat over skype

From what biscuits we adore

To who's the biggest whore

And loves Cocksnot up the Fart pipe

That's a great one ! "
thank you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My bestest friend is Miss.Honey

She really is wickedly funny

She loves the word cunt

And pulls the odd stunt

But she makes my world all the more sunny

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There once was a woman from Leeds

Who often found herself down on her knees

She loved quest and Pandora’s, 1-on-1 meets, they bore her

So come at me with your party invites please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bestest friend is Miss.Honey

She really is wickedly funny

She loves the word cunt

And pulls the odd stunt

But she makes my world all the more sunny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instashag awaits as you join and log in

a quick search to find sex, let it begin

I have Pm’d them all, - tall,short big & slim

Tomorrow I’m desperate, I’ll try with a ‘him’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a guy called message,

Who was shit at limericks,

He tried to write one,

It was shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesdays its show your Tits day

Wednesday Wiggle Jo's arse Oh I Say

Thursday thighs are Canny

Friday's show Cock or Fanny

Then Weekends off to clubs for a play

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

We need to get Seeside laid

The times that I have prayed

That a woman is willing

To take a drilling

From a shirt that's Hawaiian made

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There is a fella called Fabio

Who on the forums is a bit of an asshole(io)

But I met him one night, and he’s proper alright

So I take it back and now eat my words(io)

Disclaimer: I know I cheated a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined fab not knowing what to expect

And saw lots of cocks all erect

But I decided to stay

And spend hours each day

To see how many messages I have unchecked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing I didn't think I would find

When I joined fab in the back of my mind

Was a regular friend

But I'm glad to extend

That a horny one I've managed to find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a guy called message,

Who was shit at limericks,

He tried to write one,

It was shit.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"I came here on fab as a swinger... looking for fun with a fitty not a minger... she must be a beauty, a stunner or a cutie... a brunette a blonde or a ginga!

Show us your talent with a fab themed limerick.

Something a bit more unique than... young horny lad.. In need of a shag.. don’t care if you’re a hag.. I’ll bring my own paper bag!"

there was a man called short fat and ugly,

who from the site wanted something snuggly,

so he met lots and lots of women,

and none of them would give in,

just proves hes really just....fugly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

There was a young lady called Lick

Who always excited my Dick

Although she is local

She's not very vocal

About our social in Crick .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab’s a swinging website, for couples to meet

Yet, we talk about cake, brexit and smelly feet.

The threads are flirty

With singles that are dirty

Sex crazy women with men that are in heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every fella tries his luck

Messaging 'fancy a fuck'

It fails always

No chance she says

You wont even get a suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need to get Seeside laid

The times that I have prayed

That a woman is willing

To take a drilling

From a shirt that's Hawaiian made"

WINNER!!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Fab fora are often enjoyed,

When humour and wit are deployed.

Such moments are fleeting,

And always a treat in,

Amongst the snog, marry, avoid.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Some messages make me sigh

I desire more than just "hi"

This guy ain't a genius

He's picture's a penius

Come on dude, at least try

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

This bloke thinks my world he can rock

With his brain that's as thick as his cock

Mate, your helmet is green

It's the worst case I've seen

Now get yourself off to the doc

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By *hort fat n ugly! OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By *hort fat n ugly! OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By *hort fat n ugly! OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I came here on fab as a swinger... looking for fun with a fitty not a minger... she must be a beauty, a stunner or a cutie... a brunette a blonde or a ginga!

Show us your talent with a fab themed limerick.

Something a bit more unique than... young horny lad.. In need of a shag.. don’t care if you’re a hag.. I’ll bring my own paper bag!

there was a man called short fat and ugly,

who from the site wanted something snuggly,

so he met lots and lots of women,

and none of them would give in,

just proves hes really just....fugly"

One part of a couple from soli.... Squirts so much you might need a brolly... her pee ain’t for free.... be prepared for a fee.. and make sure you bring lots of lolly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure if you’re here for sexual pleasure

Or on the forums, just talking at leisure?

But the women ain’t swoonin’

At your constant ass mooning

Or the remote you used to measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Friday we share face pics

Some Wednesdays men show thier socks

But Wednesdays for wiggle

It's always a giggle

Of bottoms we get our fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Friday we share face pics

Some Wednesdays men show thier socks

But Wednesdays for wiggle

It's always a giggle

Of bottoms we get our fix

Dicks not socks dam autocarrot

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By *oi93Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Fab is great, it's fun it's grand.

Most of the men scroll with dick in hand.

The people explore with willing intent.

It's a place where singles and couples can vent,

So get scrolling now and explore firsthand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need to get Seeside laid

The times that I have prayed

That a woman is willing

To take a drilling

From a shirt that's Hawaiian made

WINNER!!!!

Post of the week for me

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

If you take a look in the Fab Lounge

You will usually find men with a tounge

Who upon no verification

Express indignation

Then photo fabs they'll beg and scrounge

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

While perusing the forums in bed

I came across 'Gangbang in a shed'

When I got to the end

I saw he had no friends

So he ended up wanking instead.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"If you take a look in the Fab Lounge

You will usually find men with a tounge

Who upon no verification

Express indignation

Then photo fabs they'll beg and scrounge

What's a tounge ?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Acronyms and sexual terms,

They spread on the fora like germs.

They send us to Google,

No need to be frugal,

Just carefully look to confirm.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Acronyms and sexual terms,

They spread on the fora like germs.

They send us to Google,

No need to be frugal,

Just carefully look to confirm."

Brilliant!

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By *hort fat n ugly! OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"If you take a look in the Fab Lounge

You will usually find men with a tounge

Who upon no verification

Express indignation

Then photo fabs they'll beg and scrounge

What's a tounge ? "

I searched everywhere for a tounge

But so far not one could be foundge

I looked under the bed..the sofa...the shed

And sadly there’s not one to scrounge!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

One fab fact that I've deduced,

Is getting a fab is a boost.

It's like a high fiving,

Despite the conniving,

It doesn't mean that I'm seduced.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"If you take a look in the Fab Lounge

You will usually find men with a tounge

Who upon no verification

Express indignation

Then photo fabs they'll beg and scrounge

What's a tounge ? "

What's a tounge, asked a woman from Stoke

It's the mouth part that licks and can poke

It's the same as a tongue

And if used well you'll cum

It's just spelt wrong by many a bloke.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A northern bint named Miss Red

Really wanted a hunk in her bed

So she met Moriarty

In her pants there was a party

And she gave him his best ever head

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