FabSwingers.com forum: Height xx

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As some of ya know I ain't the tallest

The jury is out with some as ta whether I'm five foot three ( my measured height medically )

Or five foot one as a few on here have measured me

Ok so the question is is it cause I'm a shortass wi a little cock or cause I'm a complete nutter that I don't get any mail other than the site supporter monthly off admin?

Do women like short fat balding guys?

Or tall six-pack full head hair guys?

And before the obvious it's a look at me post

Yeah it fookin is lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I like short rounded guys with hair and beards

And tall six pack guys who are bald,

Am I wierd?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

your attraction is your self deprecating approach....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I like you cos I can pat you on the head without having to stoop

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I bloody mailed you you cheeky little shit. Measured medically!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hard to measure you lying down in a straight jacket isnt it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But in your defence, i will say one thing. You are taller than me cause ive stood next to you when ive been bare foot and your taller than me and im 5ft 1. Unless you have shrank in the bath since then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like you cos I can pat you on the head without having to stoop

You know how much I look up to you darling xx

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

I find that I am attracted to you because you are pocket sized....I could just use you then tuck you away somewhere until the need arises again.

I might take you on Dragons Den....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find that I am attracted to you because you are pocket sized....I could just use you then tuck you away somewhere until the need arises again.

I might take you on Dragons Den....

Oh god yeah

Peter jones Mmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry soapy i prefer guys around 5ft 9 -6ft. at only 5ft 1 i always go guys a lot taller.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry soapy i prefer guys around 5ft 9 -6ft. at only 5ft 1 i always go guys a lot taller.

Lol no problem a lot a women prefer taller blokes

Even I prefer taller blokes lol xx

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"I like you cos I can pat you on the head without having to stoop

Tell the truth....its because you can rest ur drink on his head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like you cos I can pat you on the head without having to stoop

Tell the truth....its because you can rest ur drink on his head lol

It don't last long enough ta need putting down xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'm 5ft 1 and you taller than me hun x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

ask him what i did with my nipple

. Ok i will tell you. Nearly knocked his front tooth out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As some of ya know I ain't the tallest

The jury is out with some as ta whether I'm five foot three ( my measured height medically )

Or five foot one as a few on here have measured me

Ok so the question is is it cause I'm a shortass wi a little cock or cause I'm a complete nutter that I don't get any mail other than the site supporter monthly off admin?

Do women like short fat balding guys?

Or tall six-pack full head hair guys?

And before the obvious it's a look at me post

Yeah it fookin is lol xx

just think no bending down to go down on me LOL x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me"

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway"

lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway"

Who we talking about Diamond?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?"

I was talking about soapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late dad was 5'3" I'm 5'11".

I remember once going to the baths with him when I was in my teens.

Lets put it this way, I'd rather have his length than my height!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy"

Who? never heard of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy

Who? never heard of him

i know of a little squirt that the scottish bint is engaged to but no soapy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy

Who? never heard of him

someone whose far to big for his boots

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy

Who? never heard of him

someone whose far to big for his boots

but they chafe his thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find that I am attracted to you because you are pocket sized....I could just use you then tuck you away somewhere until the need arises again.

I might take you on Dragons Den....

Oh god yeah

Peter jones Mmmm xx

Peter Jones's knobs bigger than u Soapy, and he's not even that well hung!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy

Who? never heard of him

someone whose far to big for his boots

but they chafe his thighs

at least we dont have to worry about them chaffing his brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me"

My dearest darling diamond it's a well known fact that you smother me and make me run around car parks on wild goose chases xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

My dearest darling diamond it's a well known fact that you smother me and make me run around car parks on wild goose chases xx

fuck off and start your own thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited

ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

Ooh get you lol xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

My dearest darling diamond it's a well known fact that you smother me and make me run around car parks on wild goose chases xx

fuck off and start your own thread"

lololol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy

Who? never heard of him

someone whose far to big for his boots

but they chafe his thighs

at least we dont have to worry about them chaffing his brain"

No they in his feet so covered

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited

ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

Ooh get you lol xc

You should be so lucky xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy

Who? never heard of him

i know of a little squirt that the scottish bint is engaged to but no soapy

Coz yous all so short... Anything he says goes over ya heads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx

twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me

Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt

where to good to associate with him anyway

Who we talking about Diamond?

I was talking about soapy

Who? never heard of him

i know of a little squirt that the scottish bint is engaged to but no soapy

Coz yous all so short... Anything he says goes over ya heads...

or i feel something tickling my tummy x

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over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

ask him what i did with my nipple

. Ok i will tell you. Nearly knocked his front tooth out lol"

haahaahaa...dare I ask how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...at least we dont have to worry about them chaffing his brain

No they in his feet so covered"

Psst... One too many winegums Pet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet.

That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.

ask him what i did with my nipple

. Ok i will tell you. Nearly knocked his front tooth out lol

haahaahaa...dare I ask how?

Nipples like bullets that one xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shameful bump xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameful bump xx

Very shameful go to my I mean your room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shameful bump xx

Very shameful go to my I mean your room

Mmmm yes miss xx

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