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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for 2 attractive women with low standards to be the bread in a me sandwich.

I can accomodate and supply food for one of you, so if the other can bring a pack lunch that would be great.

Also, I’m an Aries, so please make sure our stars align please before wasting my time.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for 2 attractive women with low standards to be the bread in a me sandwich.

I can accomodate and supply food for one of you, so if the other can bring a pack lunch that would be great.

Also, I’m an Aries, so please make sure our stars align please before wasting my time.

Thanks"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm packing my dairylea dunker and can of Quattro

Need owt bringing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm packing my dairylea dunker and can of Quattro

Need owt bringing?"

Just your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for 2 attractive women with low standards to be the bread in a me sandwich.

I can accomodate and supply food for one of you, so if the other can bring a pack lunch that would be great.

Also, I’m an Aries, so please make sure our stars align please before wasting my time.

Thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for much then lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm packing my dairylea dunker and can of Quattro

Need owt bringing?

Just your arse "

I'll make sure it's toot free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm packing my dairylea dunker and can of Quattro

Need owt bringing?

Just your arse

I'll make sure it's toot free"

Unlike last time

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm packing my dairylea dunker and can of Quattro

Need owt bringing?

Just your arse

I'll make sure it's toot free

Unlike last time "

Brrrrrrfffftttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Aries with Scorpio rising... Makes for an interesting mix on occasion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Aries with Scorpio rising... Makes for an interesting mix on occasion. "

Oo oo la la

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm Aries with Scorpio rising... Makes for an interesting mix on occasion.

Oo oo la la "

Ha! Cake is Aries and I'm a Scorpio. If it was the other way round I'm sure he'd be a Scorpio rising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Aries with Scorpio rising... Makes for an interesting mix on occasion.

Oo oo la la

Ha! Cake is Aries and I'm a Scorpio. If it was the other way round I'm sure he'd be a Scorpio rising "

Ohhh I can imagine it would be ha ha..

Yes but also Scorpio and Aries have a natural attraction to one another.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm Aries with Scorpio rising... Makes for an interesting mix on occasion.

Oo oo la la

Ha! Cake is Aries and I'm a Scorpio. If it was the other way round I'm sure he'd be a Scorpio rising

Ohhh I can imagine it would be ha ha..

Yes but also Scorpio and Aries have a natural attraction to one another. "

Sounds like a winning formula to me

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I've got a much better idea... I get to be the filling in a Cake and Cal sandwich

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Aries with Scorpio rising... Makes for an interesting mix on occasion.

Oo oo la la

Ha! Cake is Aries and I'm a Scorpio. If it was the other way round I'm sure he'd be a Scorpio rising

Ohhh I can imagine it would be ha ha..

Yes but also Scorpio and Aries have a natural attraction to one another.

Sounds like a winning formula to me "

Well Peach, Scorpios are the sexiest of the Star signs... Also the scariest, most secretive, loyal,untrusting,intense,did I mention sexy... Dark, mysterious.. And with what appears to be such penetrative eyes.... No idea what Scorpio women are like though lol x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm Aries with Scorpio rising... Makes for an interesting mix on occasion.

Oo oo la la

Ha! Cake is Aries and I'm a Scorpio. If it was the other way round I'm sure he'd be a Scorpio rising

Ohhh I can imagine it would be ha ha..

Yes but also Scorpio and Aries have a natural attraction to one another.

Sounds like a winning formula to me

Well Peach, Scorpios are the sexiest of the Star signs... Also the scariest, most secretive, loyal,untrusting,intense,did I mention sexy... Dark, mysterious.. And with what appears to be such penetrative eyes.... No idea what Scorpio women are like though lol x "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

No thanks I don't want the drama.

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I’ve got a peanut butter and jam sandwich with a fiendish feet yoghurt and some smiths salt and shake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a much better idea... I get to be the filling in a Cake and Cal sandwich

Nita"

....I’m listening

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve got a peanut butter and jam sandwich with a fiendish feet yoghurt and some smiths salt and shake!

"

I need to know what a fiendish feet yoghurt is

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I've got a much better idea... I get to be the filling in a Cake and Cal sandwich

Nita

....I’m listening "

I'll even provide food... is cake ok

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a feeder...I feel it's my duty to participate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a much better idea... I get to be the filling in a Cake and Cal sandwich

Nita

....I’m listening

I'll even provide food... is cake ok "

I’m not a fan of cake, but you can have as much cake as you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with... "

I can always buy some in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im a feeder...I feel it's my duty to participate"

How low are your standards

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

I can always buy some in"

Don't be getting the cheap ones. All jelly and no meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

I can always buy some in

Don't be getting the cheap ones. All jelly and no meat. "

Especially if its raspberry jelly in the pork pie...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Will there be tea?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

I can always buy some in

Don't be getting the cheap ones. All jelly and no meat.

Especially if its raspberry jelly in the pork pie..."

I can't even believe this popped into your head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

I can always buy some in

Don't be getting the cheap ones. All jelly and no meat. "

Only the best will do

That’s you sorted. Who’s the one fetching the pack lunch

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

I can always buy some in

Don't be getting the cheap ones. All jelly and no meat.

Only the best will do

That’s you sorted. Who’s the one fetching the pack lunch "

You don't need a packed lunch. You will get all the sustenance you need. I'll make sure of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

I can always buy some in

Don't be getting the cheap ones. All jelly and no meat.

Only the best will do

That’s you sorted. Who’s the one fetching the pack lunch

You don't need a packed lunch. You will get all the sustenance you need. I'll make sure of it. "

I’m planning on burning a lot of calories

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can cook if that helps , oh I'm a Scorpio too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can cook if that helps , oh I'm a Scorpio too "

Bring it on!

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
over a year ago

Swaythling, Southampton


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with... "

Regular...? Or Melton Mowbray?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Could I be the mayo

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

Regular...? Or Melton Mowbray?"

The latter. And none of those abominations with added pickle.

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
over a year ago

Swaythling, Southampton


"If only you'd started these negotiations with a pork pie. I'd have something to play with...

Regular...? Or Melton Mowbray?

The latter. And none of those abominations with added pickle. "

Wise choice! Meet me at the deli counter in Sainsbury's...my treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cake sandwich you say

Count me in

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