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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.

Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.

What other weird ‘firsts’ would they have had?!

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON


"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.

Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.

What other weird ‘firsts’ would they have had?! "

How did he know that was the right hole!..was it a good guess ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.

Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.

What other weird ‘firsts’ would they have had?!

How did he know that was the right hole!..was it a good guess ha"

Any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's down to nature isn't it, it amazes me how animals know exactly what to do without being shown.

Nature is awesome.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

And when he'd finished up her hole I presume Eve thought that Adam had fed her a funny tasting white food substance

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Yes but what else would be alien to them.. say, having a poo... did he just go when he felt like it or did he wait till he was literally touching cloth?!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

And when they had done the deed, how on earth did Eve feel suddenly getting fatter over 9 months? Feeling the baby moving inside? Then the horror of childbirth? What must she have been thinking? Who told her to attatch the baby to her tit to feed it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when he'd finished up her hole I presume Eve thought that Adam had fed her a funny tasting white food substance "

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Here's hoping Eve didn't wipe with a nettle!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes but what else would be alien to them.. say, having a poo... did he just go when he felt like it or did he wait till he was literally touching cloth?! "
And did he wipe his ass ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Eve thought, "I wonder what that tastes like...?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.

Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there."

If he was a typical man he would have stuck it in the nearest and first hole he set eyes on! So, if it were true, we would be greatfull some sort of wild animal didn't just stroll past at that specific moment! Life could have took a whole new path!! How would you stick that story in the holy bible?!?!

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Wonder if they even trimmed their toe nails?!

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.

Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.

If he was a typical man he would have stuck it in the nearest and first hole he set eyes on! So, if it were true, we would be greatfull some sort of wild animal didn't just stroll past at that specific moment! Life could have took a whole new path!! How would you stick that story in the holy bible?!?! "

Watched a documentary about how it’s totally a normal thing to practice lovemaking on a donkey in Columbia before marriage.... can’t look at shakira in the same light tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.

Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.

If he was a typical man he would have stuck it in the nearest and first hole he set eyes on! So, if it were true, we would be greatfull some sort of wild animal didn't just stroll past at that specific moment! Life could have took a whole new path!! How would you stick that story in the holy bible?!?!

Watched a documentary about how it’s totally a normal thing to practice lovemaking on a donkey in Columbia before marriage.... can’t look at shakira in the same light tbf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but what else would be alien to them.. say, having a poo... did he just go when he felt like it or did he wait till he was literally touching cloth?! "

Touching leaf, I wonder whilst making funny noises as in communication, did Adam just piss on eves leg in mid conversation or did he go behind a tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance of a threesome.

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Yes but what else would be alien to them.. say, having a poo... did he just go when he felt like it or did he wait till he was literally touching cloth?!

Touching leaf, I wonder whilst making funny noises as in communication, did Adam just piss on eves leg in mid conversation or did he go behind a tree? "

Or if he was straining having said poo was eve like ‘what you saying, love? Did you shout me?’

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Pretty much in the same way many of the fab males work.

Not interested in small talk, just look at the differences in themselves and need to fix it until it is broken.

If Adam had moobs, boobies would hold no fascination.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I often wonder what the person who first milked and drank from a cow was thinking

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