FabSwingers.com forum: One shot...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...One kill!

If you were an assassin, who would you assassinate?

Only one shot.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Robert Mugabe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Robert Mugabe...."

In case you missed...cocked and ready!

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

loraine kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

david cameron.please please can i have one more bullet,(ok then) alex salmond.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Abd Al-Baset Al-Megrahi

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Abd Al-Baset Al-Megrahi

He was in all probablity a stooge....a martyr to the cause of his beloved leader.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Not sure I would like to shoot someone but maybe if pushed..

Eamonn Holmes and his irritating wife.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Abd Al-Baset Al-Megrahi

Bless you! Sounds like a nasty cold you have there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Abd Al-Baset Al-Megrahi

Bless you! Sounds like a nasty cold you have there

Ta very much, wonders of copy n paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go-on as its only make believe……

I’d shoot Ricky Gervais ……… for his pitiful attempts defending his inappropriate use of the term Mong ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy who sings the same bloody song on go compare ads

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Bruce Forsyth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"david cameron.please please can i have one more bullet,(ok then) alex salmond."

unless i can replay the gunpowder plot and get it right and blow up the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce Forsyth"
. Nice to hear that to hear that nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bruce Forsyth. Nice to hear that to hear that nice

Good game, good game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

louis walsh for not puttin johnny into live finals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy who sings the same bloody song on go compare ads

Definitely.... you could get that one on humanitarian grounds

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy who sings the same bloody song on go compare ads

Definitely.... you could get that one on humanitarian grounds

Wolf

go compare

give me a bat

to hit that twat

at go compare

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Harry hill

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

What gun will i have the use of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Price. I could shoot her in the head but I'd miss her brain by 6 feet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What gun will i have the use of?

Long range, high powered rifle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Oliver.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Bruce Forsyth. Nice to hear that to hear that nice

Good game, good game!

I now have visions of him running backwards and forwards as on a fairground with me taking potshots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I would like to shoot someone but maybe if pushed..

Eamonn Holmes and his irritating wife."

let me shag the fuck out of her first FFS!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

[Removed by poster at 25/10/11 13:37:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...One kill!

If you were an assassin, who would you assassinate?

Only one shot. "

what do u mean IF???

i cant disclose any recent or past events...or future ones

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can i have a L96 A1...AW format cause they look pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a L96 A1...AW format cause they look pretty

Pussy Posse with guns ???!!!

RUUUUUUNNN!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can i have a L96 A1...AW format cause they look pretty

Pussy Posse with guns ???!!!

RUUUUUUNNN!!!

"
I havent got my license yet, but soon will have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/11 13:52:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katie Price. I could shoot her in the head but I'd miss her brain by 6 feet!

+1! Highly annoyiing and totally pointless

Is this where we get put on a government watch list for possible assisination attempts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a L96 A1...AW format cause they look pretty

Pussy Posse with guns ???!!!

RUUUUUUNNN!!!

I havent got my license yet, but soon will have

Ya scary nuff wiv flip flops!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can i have a L96 A1...AW format cause they look pretty

Pussy Posse with guns ???!!!

RUUUUUUNNN!!!

I havent got my license yet, but soon will have

Ya scary nuff wiv flip flops!!!

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I dont have flip flops but i will have a gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who wants assinated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a L96 A1...AW format cause they look pretty

Which ammo would you be using?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

.338 LAPUA Magnum

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Robert Mugabe....

In case you missed...cocked and ready! "

You can have my bullet as an extra back-up.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

M82A1 SASR

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Harry hill"

+ a trillion and 1 infinatium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love interests fella (who seems to be a prat)

Or is that just petty? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God? She has caused so much crap!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaddifi..........or is that a duck?

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds

The soon to be ex wife.

And i opt for the 120mm L30A1, with a DU SABOT. I ain't takeing any chances.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"The soon to be ex wife.

And i opt for the 120mm L30A1, with a DU SABOT. I ain't takeing any chances."

but that ammo has to hit something hard but looks great when it does saw about 25 T72's taken out by the septics in the first gulf war

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds

"The soon to be ex wife.

And i opt for the 120mm L30A1, with a DU SABOT. I ain't takeing any chances.

but that ammo has to hit something hard "

You ain't seen her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whoever's left in big brother all standing in perfect alignment of my sights.hopefully takes out a few before the bullet sarts to slow!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"whoever's left in big brother all standing in perfect alignment of my sights.hopefully takes out a few before the bullet sarts to slow!

yes but when it does it will wound and they die slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bastard that keeps letting his dog shit in my front garden

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im a shit shot.......who knows what poor sod would get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WepponTAC-50 McMillan providing a nice big 0.5 right through the forehead of........... Joe Pasquale or maybe he is the decoy

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just the one shot?

At times, after reading some threads on here :

Myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whoever's left in big brother all standing in perfect alignment of my sights.hopefully takes out a few before the bullet sarts to slow!

yes but when it does it will wound and they die slowly"

Every cloud has a silver lining...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im a dinner jacket"

cuz i dont like his name

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Would have to use a Dum Dum on Mugabi and watch the fuckers head explode

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Oh go-on as its only make believe……

I’d shoot Ricky Gervais ……… for his pitiful attempts defending his inappropriate use of the term Mong ....

Perhaps it's me, but I can't see whats funny about that man.

Still, fire away. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Carr.

Most irritating prat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would invite all of the above "celebs" plus cliff richard, noel edmonds, the government and some that I wouldn't be allowed to mention cos of the pc brigade, the pc brigade.

I would let them all have a jolly up in a big hotel full of high explosives and use the one shot one kill to set the detonator off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would invite all of the above "celebs" plus cliff richard, noel edmonds, the government and some that I wouldn't be allowed to mention cos of the pc brigade, the pc brigade.

I would let them all have a jolly up in a big hotel full of high explosives and use the one shot one kill to set the detonator off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all x factor fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Osborne

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im still trying to decide who i wanna shoot....its a choice of three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still trying to decide who i wanna shoot....its a choice of three

Me me me xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im still trying to decide who i wanna shoot....its a choice of three

Me me me xx

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noooooooooooo definitely not you soapster....ssshhhhhhhhhh im polishing my gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a shit shot.......who knows what poor sod would get it!"

....... ouch! I got something in my eye then.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Im a shit shot.......who knows what poor sod would get it!

....... ouch! I got something in my eye then.

yes, i'm a poor shot when excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a shit shot.......who knows what poor sod would get it!

....... ouch! I got something in my eye then.

yes, i'm a poor shot when excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tory B-liar

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Tory B-liar

Yep, stood directly behind Gordon "no boom or bust on my shiftyness" Brown.

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