FabSwingers.com forum: If I called around to yours for the evening(hypothetically)...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ride you like seabiscuit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd ride you like seabiscuit. "

Giddy up!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Would you already have eaten?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Would you already have eaten?"

No. I’m starving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring your Xbox one and we’ll have a game of PUBG.

I will provide the Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d fold you in half you sexy fucker

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

I'd invite you in for a drink, then ask if you'd mind helping out with the dishes. (sorry).

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

I’d put on a replay of England 15 Ireland 24. That really hurt me but I know how much it must have pleased you. A very selfless act I’m sure you’ll agree

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would probably show you my Fez collection while my friend Mark (who is a ninja) rocked out on his electric guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry, but if it was tonight we'd be off round the corner to my local to watch the champions' league footy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring your Xbox one and we’ll have a game of PUBG.

I will provide the Jaffa cakes"

I don’t have an Xbox, but I’ll take a Jaffa. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d fold you in half you sexy fucker

So romantic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

I know full well you would be bound, blindfolded and gagged within the first half hour of arriving. if our previous conversations are anything to go by x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry, but if it was tonight we'd be off round the corner to my local to watch the champions' league footy

Fairyball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd show you might stamp collection especially my 1978 Madagascar first day cover of the various plants found around the South Coast of the African island.

Then we could get stuck into my 1000 piece jigsaw depicting some Royal Dalton pottery from the Great Exhibition of 1851.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd show you might stamp collection especially my 1978 Madagascar first day cover of the various plants found around the South Coast of the African island.

Then we could get stuck into my 1000 piece jigsaw depicting some Royal Dalton pottery from the Great Exhibition of 1851.

Don’t know if I’m built for that type of excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d fold you in half you sexy fucker

So romantic!"

By candlelight then.....

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Would you already have eaten?

No. I’m starving!"

Ok then. Start with a gin &tonic and some dippy bits while we chat and I cook a seafood linguini . Bottle of cold crisp white wine - French, and we get to know each other better.

You come out with this line that your “rubbish in bed”. I’ve never met an Irish girl that was anything less than sensational. Nervously you the ask .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d fold you in half you sexy fucker

So romantic!

By candlelight then.....

Swoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd show you might stamp collection especially my 1978 Madagascar first day cover of the various plants found around the South Coast of the African island.

Then we could get stuck into my 1000 piece jigsaw depicting some Royal Dalton pottery from the Great Exhibition of 1851.

Don’t know if I’m built for that type of excitement

It's not for everyone I grant you, but if you think you're up for it, I'll let you find the corner pieces.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll bring all the food and wine. We can have a natter about what I've been missing on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand you a paint brush...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring all the food and wine. We can have a natter about what I've been missing on here "

Winning, MissH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd let ya ride the hubby while I watch Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hand you a paint brush...

Can we have booze after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry, but if it was tonight we'd be off round the corner to my local to watch the champions' league footy

Fairyball?

yes I'm afraid so - where I come from rugby (union, anyway) is just for posh boys...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll bring all the food and wine. We can have a natter about what I've been missing on here

Winning, MissH

Happy days QP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd let ya ride the hubby while I watch Liverpool

Bitch.

See you in less than two hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd let ya ride the hubby while I watch Liverpool

Bitch.

See you in less than two hours!"

Ok.kettle on mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a big pile of ironing you can get on with whilst I nip for a pint?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd let ya ride the hubby while I watch Liverpool

watch them lose I'm hoping! 'mon City!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show you my new toy

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

The ice hockeys on, watch that!!

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Invite you to review your age parameters and cancel our training and the football and retire to the Jacuzzi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get the twister out..

And a vat of wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a big pile of ironing you can get on with whilst I nip for a pint?!"

Don’t c*oke on the pint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id get the twister out..

And a vat of wine

even better - Twister and a vat of baby oil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show you my new toy

This, I like!

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

I’d leave you looking like a painters radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id get the twister out..

And a vat of wine

even better - Twister and a vat of baby oil!"

Youre not invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I have a pub, let you do shift behind the bar with all the lads watching you instead of the football xx

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Rolling ruck. All night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id get the twister out..

And a vat of wine

even better - Twister and a vat of baby oil!

Youre not invited

happy to just hold the coats tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id get the twister out..

And a vat of wine

Ideal. I’ll bring wine!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Go out to the cinema or to a restaurant sumwear if your hungry as i live in a sheard flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mani pedi day!

Face masks

Champagne

Play hot or not on tinder or fabs

Organise dates for the weekend

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So romantic the guys here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id get the twister out..

And a vat of wine

Ideal. I’ll bring wine!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hand you a paint brush...

Can we have booze after?"

Absoloutly. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play some tunes and dance on my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Go out to the cinema or to a restaurant sumwear if your hungry as i live in a sheard flat.

Perfect, Seeside!

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By *heblackmacMan
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

I'd give you the best shag ever that you will never ever forget x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a big pile of ironing you can get on with whilst I nip for a pint?!

Don’t c*oke on the pint!"

Thanks for the concern!

Ok you can come too if you like? Asking for a friend btw

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

"So romantic the guys here lol

I’m not sure OP’s after poetry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a big pile of ironing you can get on with whilst I nip for a pint?!

Don’t c*oke on the pint!

Thanks for the concern!

Ok you can come too if you like? Asking for a friend btw"

So, let me get this straight... an afterthought?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"What would we do?

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We? You’d be looking after the dog, while I go to the cinema. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd drink a bottle of bubbly and flirt with all the boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a tube of pringles then burn off the calories

With a thumb war

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

We could play naked twister x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Have an awesome threesome, where your the centre of attention.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Go out to the cinema or to a restaurant sumwear if your hungry as i live in a sheard flat.

Perfect, Seeside!

Want to come round to Margate then ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sing very loudly and maybe a little (lot) out of tune and dance like no cunt is looking

Freeeedoooooommmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jasus that would be handy there is a sink full of dishes .....a nice pile of laundry .... and a bit of hoovering for doing

And I could relax with a beer watching the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit tired so probably just wat takeaway in bed and watch a few films.

...zzzzZZz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there is nothing for it bit of Corrie followed by Enders......then show you how good a my tongue is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrestle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Jagerbombs, laugh lots then retire to the boudoir for naughty time.

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

"Sing very loudly and maybe a little (lot) out of tune and dance like no cunt is looking

Freeeedoooooommmm"

Oh man, that’s a heavy C bomb...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you....

You would probably head north

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Sing very loudly and maybe a little (lot) out of tune and dance like no cunt is looking

Freeeedoooooommmm

Oh man, that’s a heavy C bomb..."

Noooo. Was just a bambino one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

Shsh. I'm watching the football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as I'm in Kensington with work. Drinks in a trendy bar, light bite to eat in a little Italian, nice stroll around Hyde Park and then back to mine for monkey business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we do?

Entertain me on my journey home!

You'd be watching the Liverpool game with me or at the very least trying to distract me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring your Xbox one and we’ll have a game of PUBG.

I will provide the Jaffa cakes

I don’t have an Xbox, but I’ll take a Jaffa. Thanks!"

Sorry, we’re a package deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend 45 mins after sex drying the fucking bed and duvet!!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you like at Scrabble? lol

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

I’d probably share one of my half-price Easter Eggs with you...... Or get some Hagen Das ice cream out.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

We would eat Lucky Charms and drink Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She obviously got a really good offer!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened here...

Who was naughty and scared them away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye BG... I’m going to miss your perfect boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she turns up here for a job, I will let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she turns up here for a job, I will let you know

What happened ... for once I am nosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she turns up here for a job, I will let you know

What happened ... for once I am nosy "
I have no idea, she was there and now she's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye BG... I’m going to miss your perfect boobs! "

She has disappeared before so she may come back...

Like we did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye BG... I’m going to miss your perfect boobs!

She has disappeared before so she may come back...

Like we did

Ah .... well ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh why did she go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye BG... I’m going to miss your perfect boobs!

She has disappeared before so she may come back...

Like we did

I know. I’m never UNLOS’ing again. It’s too much waiting a week to post on the forum

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ahhh why did she go?"

She's in the Yo-Yo club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tell you not to make fake profiles on FAB. I could be talking from hindsight here or maybe I can see people for what they are.

It’s hindsight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye BG... I’m going to miss your perfect boobs!

She has disappeared before so she may come back...

Like we did

I know. I’m never UNLOS’ing again. It’s too much waiting a week to post on the forum

snap lol the week wait was killing me

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I’d tell you not to make fake profiles on FAB. I could be talking from hindsight here or maybe I can see people for what they are.

It’s hindsight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d tell you not to make fake profiles on FAB. I could be talking from hindsight here or maybe I can see people for what they are.

It’s hindsight.

Has she been a naughty girl?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bye BG... I’m going to miss your perfect boobs!

She has disappeared before so she may come back...

Like we did

I know. I’m never UNLOS’ing again. It’s too much waiting a week to post on the forum

snap lol the week wait was killing me

You'll soon be in double figures missus

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone know when her birthday is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know when her birthday is?

Who is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know when her birthday is?

Who is it?"

'Twas boldgirl our emerald aisle friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spelt that wrong then didn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have you cleaning my flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spelt that wrong then didn't I

All supermarkets should have an emerald aisle though. Call Asda and tell them.

Tis a shame she left. I'm sure she'll return

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