FabSwingers.com forum: Common requests you receive on here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get asked to arm wrestle more often than I care to remember

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By *ucy. AlCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Suck someone's dick is the question we get asked most x Lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To leave.

People often tell me to fuck off anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To leave.

People often tell me to fuck off anyways. "

I dont believe that for one minute

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"To leave.

People often tell me to fuck off anyways. "

You must get more requests to stroke your hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow jobs.

All the damn time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you come with me sir?"

Closely followed by

"Anything you say may be taken down and given in evidence"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"

I had the same message, a couple of times... very strange.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Blow jobs.

All the damn time. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can you come with me sir?"

Closely followed by

"Anything you say may be taken down and given in evidence"

Role play perhaps

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Most requests I get are from men wanting to give me a BJ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can you come with me sir?"

Closely followed by

"Anything you say may be taken down and given in evidence"

Role play perhaps

Sounds good to me Officer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?

I had the same message, a couple of times... very strange."

I've also had this come to think of it. I now feel less special being the subject of a copy and paste job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow jobs.

All the damn time.

Me too

Haha give or receive?

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Blow jobs.

All the damn time.

Me too

Haha give or receive? "

Always to receive from the men messaging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To leave.

People often tell me to fuck off anyways.

You must get more requests to stroke your hair?

I do get those on occasion.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Arm wrestle

Impregnate me

Wank them off with my feet

Piss on them

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

I can suck mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men offering me discreet blow jobs....it gets rather annoying

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

"Straight men offering me discreet blow jobs....it gets rather annoying "

Ye almost daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get asked for gardening advice, i don't mind and help where i can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight men offering me discreet blow jobs....it gets rather annoying

Ye almost daily "

Tell me about it!

Or the glory hole is open...come round now!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Can I have your Custard Cream

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

I can suck mine

There’s no need, I’m sure plenty of other people can do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get asked for gardening advice, i don't mind and help where i can."

Not quite why i joined but hey ho.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

I can suck mine

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Evidence ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can I have your Custard Cream

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Well we know that ain't happening

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"

Hehe i had exactly the same question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can you stop fucking messaging me' is a common one

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Scariest - A woman asked me to drink her blood

Weirdest - A man asked me to seduce and fuck his wife without her knowing about the 'plan'.

Most common - Straight men asking to suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?

Hehe i had exactly the same question

That's an awesome question. Copy and pasting that

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Can I have your Custard Cream

Well we know that ain't happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight men offering me discreet blow jobs....it gets rather annoying

Ye almost daily

Tell me about it!

Or the glory hole is open...come round now!"

All of the above and you can fuck me if you want...no thanks

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

I can suck mine

There’s no need, I’m sure plenty of other people can do that for you

I've not found them round these parts

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

I can suck mine

Evidence ??

Oh i might have to upload a pic m... shucks and I'm so shy!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can I have your Custard Cream

Well we know that ain't happening

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Perhaps they should try Jammie Dodgers as I know you are not as keen on them !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight men offering me discreet blow jobs....it gets rather annoying "

Set your filters then

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By *issScarlett25Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Most common recently is asking to buy my used underwear

So many infact that im thinking of going to dragons den to ask for investment in the business lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most common recently is asking to buy my used underwear

So many infact that im thinking of going to dragons den to ask for investment in the business lol "

Primark is your friend here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now or you on kik?

No I'm at work, yes I am but youre not having my username mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most common recently is asking to buy my used underwear

So many infact that im thinking of going to dragons den to ask for investment in the business lol "

I look forward to you walking up the stairs...Hello shaggers...sorry dragons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impregnate me

Cream pie

Pegging men

Blind folding me

Mummy an son play

Car fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave me alone or I'm calling the police" seems popular

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Can I have your Custard Cream

Well we know that ain't happening

Perhaps they should try Jammie Dodgers as I know you are not as keen on them !!"

Jaffa cakes! I loathe the buggers. I just can't bring myself to hold one, let alone place it near my crotch

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By *aptain22Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Straight men offering me discreet blow jobs....it gets rather annoying "

That's all I ever get asked too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

I can suck mine

Next time i get asked ill forward them on to you

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Will I be their mummy?

Will I meet them at (insert airport hotel here) without my partner and let them fuck me bb to take home to my partner?

To armwrestle my partner for me

To piss on their face

Fart on their face

..... the list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this thread, it appears the requests I’ve recieved are pretty dull..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?

Hehe i had exactly the same question

Hahaha the guy must send that to all ppl who are online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading this thread, it appears the requests I’ve recieved are pretty dull..

Give it time...you must be new haha

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

A guy asking me can he suck my dick is the most common question I get.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I really want to be dominated/pegged up the chuff. Will you be my Mistress?"

No you daft twat. Try reading profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now, if I’ll gloss their doors!

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Rather boring

'What you into?'

May as well not bother with a profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"

That actually made me laugh out loud!!

Really?!?!

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your straight but let me give you a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/04/18 15:17:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

I can suck mine

Pics or it hasn't happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been asked if i can suck my own nipples

Happy to lend a hand if you can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?

Hehe i had exactly the same question

Hahaha the guy must send that to all ppl who are online

I told them I'm a calf man.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Regular one is asking if I will wank on cam by male halves of MF couples..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just get asked to remove my tent from their front gardens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.... just tumble w e e d s in my inbox

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Reading this thread, I’m glad I’ve blocked messages from single men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I model.

Would I sell my knickers.

Would I go on a holiday all expenses paid.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Would I model.

Would I sell my knickers.

Would I go on a holiday all expenses paid."
How often do you get asked if that spring door stopper is in your house and, if it is, how many hours of your life have you lost just twanging it, enjoying the noise?

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Do you have a Friend to join in?

Can you meet last minute (when I’m on my pyjamas)

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Do you have a Friend to join in?

Can you meet last minute (when I’m on my pyjamas)"

(what are you doing on your pyjamas? not a bit too cold out there? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a Friend to join in?

Can you meet last minute (when I’m on my pyjamas)"

I get these a lot....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can I see your friend pics?

Are we friends? Clue is in the title

What u into?

Erm right now? This fucking huge bag of ringos for a quid

U free?

As in do I have spare time or do I charge money?

Meet now?

That'll be a no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I regularly get messages from guys asking if I know any women for an MMF

Okay mate I'll just do all the leg work in order for you to get laid shall I?

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

"I regularly get messages from guys asking if I know any women for an MMF

Okay mate I'll just do all the leg work in order for you to get laid shall I?"

I get those messages too. It's certainly optimistic, I'll give them that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?

I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"

Don't leave us all in suspense then which is it?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

WUUT

Usually reply FA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually requests to "meet now"

Erm ... tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can “ he” watch too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much these days, I don’t get those things called messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I model.

Would I sell my knickers.

Would I go on a holiday all expenses paid.How often do you get asked if that spring door stopper is in your house and, if it is, how many hours of your life have you lost just twanging it, enjoying the noise?"

it's quite famous, but on this site

I'd love to say hours and hours and hours...but in reality...maybe 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I model.

Would I sell my knickers.

it's quite famous, but

*not* on this site

I'd love to say hours and hours and hours...but in reality...maybe 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guys asking to hook up

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