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My Conspiracy Theory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can I have some of what you're on please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another one of the earth is round conspiracy theories ? We all know it’s a big rectangle

#sarcasm

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

It’s one of the more convincing theories I’ve heard lately. Perhaps a role as a government advisor beckons?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have 3 points to make

1) Why on earth did I read nipples & not ripples when I first read it?

2) You're drinking coffee & not tea!

3) Sprouts generate much better wind

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

"

A agree with your conspiracy theory and have conclusive proof that you're correct. I drive past some that often aren't turning at all even in the strongest wind. It's aliens I tell ya.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

A agree with your conspiracy theory and have conclusive proof that you're correct. I drive past some that often aren't turning at all even in the strongest wind. It's aliens I tell ya."
Naaah it's the Russians !!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

A agree with your conspiracy theory and have conclusive proof that you're correct. I drive past some that often aren't turning at all even in the strongest wind. It's aliens I tell ya. Naaah it's the Russians !!"

I thought they were the same thing . Are you saying they're not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 3 points to make

1) Why on earth did I read nipples & not ripples when I first read it?

2) You're drinking coffee & not tea!

3) Sprouts generate much better wind

"

1) There may well be nipples in the water but,in this cold, they will have become so brittle that they have snapped off their parent boobs and now I can't see them.

2) I like coffee (Ialso like tea but only at teatime).

3) Even through my powerful binoculars,I can't see a line of sprout fed,mooning scousers on the opposite bank and I can't detect any untoward aromas.

Those bl**dy fans are blowing on me,I'm convinced of it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

A agree with your conspiracy theory and have conclusive proof that you're correct. I drive past some that often aren't turning at all even in the strongest wind. It's aliens I tell ya. Naaah it's the Russians !!

I thought they were the same thing . Are you saying they're not?"
Very similar DNA yes but the one major difference is that Aliens have a better sense of humour

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

A agree with your conspiracy theory and have conclusive proof that you're correct. I drive past some that often aren't turning at all even in the strongest wind. It's aliens I tell ya. Naaah it's the Russians !!

I thought they were the same thing . Are you saying they're not? Very similar DNA yes but the one major difference is that Aliens have a better sense of humour "

This is true although you never see Putin or ET in the same room and definitely never see either of them on the stand up circuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At lower levels wind swirls around as it hits various objects like trees,buildings, walls, cars and landscape.

At higher altitudes, not so much!.

Besides that the wind turbines themselves don't just freely spin round to face the nearest gust direction, they have a powered motor that aligns them so when you do get swirling winds they often do face the wrong direction, again they factor in this as much as possible with the blades designed to work at greater angles of reflection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At lower levels wind swirls around as it hits various objects like trees,buildings, walls, cars and landscape.

At higher altitudes, not so much!.

Besides that the wind turbines themselves don't just freely spin round to face the nearest gust direction, they have a powered motor that aligns them so when you do get swirling winds they often do face the wrong direction, again they factor in this as much as possible with the blades designed to work at greater angles of reflection.

"

Well, you can prove anything with facts. Smarty pants.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

A agree with your conspiracy theory and have conclusive proof that you're correct. I drive past some that often aren't turning at all even in the strongest wind. It's aliens I tell ya. Naaah it's the Russians !!

I thought they were the same thing . Are you saying they're not? Very similar DNA yes but the one major difference is that Aliens have a better sense of humour

This is true although you never see Putin or ET in the same room and definitely never see either of them on the stand up circuit."
Apparently they fell out when ET tried to phone home and Putin blocked the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As I sit here sipping my coffee,gazing out across the steely grey waters I can feel quite a strong draught. I can tell by the direction of the ripples on the river that the wind is blowing my way so,, why then are the three wind generator turbines that are facing me, turning so vigorously?

We've all been conned, these things create the wind rather than giving us all benefits from it. If they turned the damn things off,maybe summer would arrive.

(I just watched two boats sail across the path of these giant fans.They both wobbled a bit,that proves my theory,conclusively).

A agree with your conspiracy theory and have conclusive proof that you're correct. I drive past some that often aren't turning at all even in the strongest wind. It's aliens I tell ya. Naaah it's the Russians !!

I thought they were the same thing . Are you saying they're not? Very similar DNA yes but the one major difference is that Aliens have a better sense of humour

This is true although you never see Putin or ET in the same room and definitely never see either of them on the stand up circuit."

Old Vlad (as no one calls him) is a right laff when you get a few vodkas down him and he starts with the tales of his KGB days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At lower levels wind swirls around as it hits various objects like trees,buildings, walls, cars and landscape.

At higher altitudes, not so much!.

Besides that the wind turbines themselves don't just freely spin round to face the nearest gust direction, they have a powered motor that aligns them so when you do get swirling winds they often do face the wrong direction, again they factor in this as much as possible with the blades designed to work at greater angles of reflection.

Well, you can prove anything with facts. Smarty pants."
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Meh, I disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At lower levels wind swirls around as it hits various objects like trees,buildings, walls, cars and landscape.

At higher altitudes, not so much!.

Besides that the wind turbines themselves don't just freely spin round to face the nearest gust direction, they have a powered motor that aligns them so when you do get swirling winds they often do face the wrong direction, again they factor in this as much as possible with the blades designed to work at greater angles of reflection.

Well, you can prove anything with facts. Smarty pants."

Only a complete fool would let facts get in the way of anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At lower levels wind swirls around as it hits various objects like trees,buildings, walls, cars and landscape.

At higher altitudes, not so much!.

Besides that the wind turbines themselves don't just freely spin round to face the nearest gust direction, they have a powered motor that aligns them so when you do get swirling winds they often do face the wrong direction, again they factor in this as much as possible with the blades designed to work at greater angles of reflection.

Well, you can prove anything with facts. Smarty pants.

Only a complete fool would let facts get in the way of anything "

Well,if it's a complete fool you're looking for,,,,look no further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At lower levels wind swirls around as it hits various objects like trees,buildings, walls, cars and landscape.

At higher altitudes, not so much!.

Besides that the wind turbines themselves don't just freely spin round to face the nearest gust direction, they have a powered motor that aligns them so when you do get swirling winds they often do face the wrong direction, again they factor in this as much as possible with the blades designed to work at greater angles of reflection.

Well, you can prove anything with facts. Smarty pants.

Only a complete fool would let facts get in the way of anything

Well,if it's a complete fool you're looking for,,,,look no further. "

I prefer your theory... there are far to many sperts in the world, ex or current, that can't agree on anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They are all facing away from me now and the wind has died down.They are facing towards the two sports stadiums (stadia?) in the distance. maybe there's a game on and the fans are keeping everybody cool. That's very thoughtful of them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The truth: The government put the wind turbines down in order to circulate and evenly distribute all the Chemtrails

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