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this conversation in my head...

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By *appy squirrel OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

every night! it's like i am talking to a toddler! "why don't you sleep?"

are you hungry- I eat something just in case. nope. not that.

thirsty- tried, nope not that either.

need the loo? no success so far...

what's you conversation at this time of night??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try counting sheep jumping over the fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every night! it's like i am talking to a toddler! "why don't you sleep?"

are you hungry- I eat something just in case. nope. not that.

thirsty- tried, nope not that either.

need the loo? no success so far...

what's you conversation at this time of night??"
are these messages you get? or from your partner? or are you asking yourself these questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment mine is going “wow,i could just eat a kebab” lol

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By *appy squirrel OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"try counting sheep jumping over the fence "

hm... lamb shanks. ..sorry I was supposed to count them??

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By *appy squirrel OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"every night! it's like i am talking to a toddler! "why don't you sleep?"

are you hungry- I eat something just in case. nope. not that.

thirsty- tried, nope not that either.

need the loo? no success so far...

what's you conversation at this time of night?? are these messages you get? or from your partner? or are you asking yourself these questions"

question my brain asks my body... we don't seem very good at these conversations however...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"try counting sheep jumping over the fence "

It would be very tricky to referee a rugby match and herd sheep simultaneously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just had a pizza , meat feast , and a glass of 7up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lamb shank and mashed potatoes lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7up in a glass? Very posh

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By *appy squirrel OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"lamb shank and mashed potatoes lush"

don't you guys make me hungry again... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every night! it's like i am talking to a toddler! "why don't you sleep?"

are you hungry- I eat something just in case. nope. not that.

thirsty- tried, nope not that either.

need the loo? no success so far...

what's you conversation at this time of night??"

That Squirrel has a nice bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kebab thought was in reference to your first pic squirrel. Seems to have flown straight over x lol

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By *appy squirrel OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"every night! it's like i am talking to a toddler! "why don't you sleep?"

are you hungry- I eat something just in case. nope. not that.

thirsty- tried, nope not that either.

need the loo? no success so far...

what's you conversation at this time of night??

That Squirrel has a nice bum."

that is a nice conversation to have

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By *appy squirrel OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"The kebab thought was in reference to your first pic squirrel. Seems to have flown straight over x lol"

it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was salad .....then adding mayo came to mind

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Did I lock the doors? I no I did but best check, did I leave the oven on, didn’t use it today but best check anyway.

What will I eat tomorrow? Why did I say that stupid thing 8yrs ago? Things I shoulda said to the rude bitchface at the gym. Why do all my fav shows get cancelled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch of ocd there _iffa with the first two! (We all have it in varying degrees) x

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever


"Touch of ocd there _iffa with the first two! (We all have it in varying degrees) x"

Or jus a case I have goldfish memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every night! it's like i am talking to a toddler! "why don't you sleep?"

are you hungry- I eat something just in case. nope. not that.

thirsty- tried, nope not that either.

need the loo? no success so far...

what's you conversation at this time of night?? are these messages you get? or from your partner? or are you asking yourself these questions

question my brain asks my body... we don't seem very good at these conversations however... "
well, the brain is a complicated thing, and clearly your body and brain have had a fall out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you gone to do melted cheese on toast squirrel ?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I used to have awesome conversations in my head, Id have all the right answers and smart remarks....

Medication stops all that.

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By *appy squirrel OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Have you gone to do melted cheese on toast squirrel ?"

I'm out of toast had hit milk and honey and sleeping tablet instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you gone to do melted cheese on toast squirrel ?"

Now im thinking “why is that called welsh rarebit?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well so I read .your brains a computer . You need to turn it off at sleep time ..

Preferably two hours before sleep time no laptops phones etc etc

Wind down . Hot bath if on the mood . Lavender on the pillow case .

Close eyes .....drift off

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

On this particular shift it's "ah fuck, didn't get to bed before 2am. Again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not theshutting it down thats my problem, its the slow reboot in the mornng! Have to leave mine on standby. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every night! it's like i am talking to a toddler! "why don't you sleep?"

are you hungry- I eat something just in case. nope. not that.

thirsty- tried, nope not that either.

need the loo? no success so far...

what's you conversation at this time of night??

That Squirrel has a nice bum.

that is a nice conversation to have "

Very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh rarebit and a bloody Mary

Well weird. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese on toast with a bird called mary who's on ....

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