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Strictly pyjama fun and frolics with Mistress and friends... Part 98

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

throws glitter around

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number one this week in '98.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGWQfK-6DY

RUN-DMC, Jason Nevins - It's Like That - YouTube

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** "

good job the floor is padded

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** "

Ouch . Was the floor wet?....wozn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** "

And you were doing so well not falling on your bottom. *Offers hand*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** "

I've save you a miracle

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

And you were doing so well not falling on your bottom. *Offers hand*"

She's been on the sherry, Jim

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

Ouch . Was the floor wet?....wozn't me "

this time

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** good job the floor is padded"

You always think about my clumsy butt

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

And you were doing so well not falling on your bottom. *Offers hand*"

Thanks EJ such a gent

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

I've save you a miracle "

You are too sweet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

Ouch . Was the floor wet?....wozn't me this time "

I always mop mine up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

And you were doing so well not falling on your bottom. *Offers hand*

She's been on the sherry, Jim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeahhhhhhh

**twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom**

And you were doing so well not falling on your bottom. *Offers hand*

Thanks EJ such a gent "

Yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may conk out shortly...just hope I finish my ciggy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I may conk out shortly...just hope I finish my ciggy "

I'm conked, na night all. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may conk out shortly...just hope I finish my ciggy

I'm conked, na night all. xx"

Na night zzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still am wide awake fgs... I have to be up in 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nocturnal thread has closed, pile on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna try your suggestion of closing my eyelids J, might get 3 hours kip if I'm lucky

Zzzzzzs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna try your suggestion of closing my eyelids J, might get 3 hours kip if I'm lucky

Zzzzzzs "

Close eyelids, pretend to be asleep. Good luck, getting off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace, you lunatic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm almost tempted to watch Grey's Anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning "

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating? "

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though "

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning! "

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs "

Oh s**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t "

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too "

Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too

Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's "

Nah a silky nightie and a pair of silky knickers for a change....glad it wasn't a silky thong though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too

Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's

Nah a silky nightie and a pair of silky knickers for a change....glad it wasn't a silky thong though "

Oh that's ok then . Gosh, don't move far from the bog today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too

Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's

Nah a silky nightie and a pair of silky knickers for a change....glad it wasn't a silky thong though

Oh that's ok then . Gosh, don't move far from the bog today "

Been out to dentist....I had to pay a visit before checking in.....saved me bog roll though....and the only have one bog.. a poor woman was waiting to go in after me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too

Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's

Nah a silky nightie and a pair of silky knickers for a change....glad it wasn't a silky thong though

Oh that's ok then . Gosh, don't move far from the bog today

Been out to dentist....I had to pay a visit before checking in.....saved me bog roll though....and the only have one bog.. a poor woman was waiting to go in after me "

Haha poor lady Hope you've got plenty of sudoku puzzles to do, but then I don't suppose you're in there that long if it's that bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

No like a fiddlers elbow....but I might as well have had a fecking curry last night as it on fecking fire now

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too

Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's

Nah a silky nightie and a pair of silky knickers for a change....glad it wasn't a silky thong though

Oh that's ok then . Gosh, don't move far from the bog today

Been out to dentist....I had to pay a visit before checking in.....saved me bog roll though....and the only have one bog.. a poor woman was waiting to go in after me

Haha poor lady Hope you've got plenty of sudoku puzzles to do, but then I don't suppose you're in there that long if it's that bad!

"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok..catcha in a while, hope it calms down xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning jim and eenie.

I had the infamous tummy bug this morning

Eew....not nice....what you been eating?

Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though

No like a fiddlers elbow....but I might as well have had a fecking curry last night as it on fecking fire now

Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning!

I'm into my second bog roll ffs

Oh s**t

I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too

Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's

Nah a silky nightie and a pair of silky knickers for a change....glad it wasn't a silky thong though

Oh that's ok then . Gosh, don't move far from the bog today

Been out to dentist....I had to pay a visit before checking in.....saved me bog roll though....and the only have one bog.. a poor woman was waiting to go in after me

Haha poor lady Hope you've got plenty of sudoku puzzles to do, but then I don't suppose you're in there that long if it's that bad!

"

Ffs done it again...that should have bin here

No like a fiddlers elbow....but I might as well have had a fecking curry last night as it on fecking fire now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok..catcha in a while, hope it calms down xx"

Laters sami xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all xx Md drink sprite or 7 up today will help the problum and get some travel sick tabs in in case your uncle dick aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all xx Md drink sprite or 7 up today will help the problum and get some travel sick tabs in in case your uncle dick aswell"

Only got dandelion and burdock in

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all xx Md drink sprite or 7 up today will help the problum and get some travel sick tabs in in case your uncle dick aswell

Only got dandelion and burdock in "

that will make it worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all xx Md drink sprite or 7 up today will help the problum and get some travel sick tabs in in case your uncle dick aswell

Only got dandelion and burdock in that will make it worse"

Sugar free

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Back for 10 minutes. Is it settling down now. You may have a bug, if it was something you'd eaten that would normally go after a couple of 'clear outs'! Drink water too, otherwise you'll get dehydrated

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

that neuro virus is going round again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"that neuro virus is going round again"

I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that neuro virus is going round again

I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around."

I've gone a hour and a half without a shite

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"that neuro virus is going round again

I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around.

I've gone a hour and a half without a shite "

hav e clear soup to none of that fartichoke stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that neuro virus is going round again

I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around.

I've gone a hour and a half without a shite hav e clear soup to none of that fartichoke stuff"

Oh I'll Deffo give that a miss....sick of following through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X"

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised "

That's good to hear

I'm ready for bed ... But to sleep

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised "

Top many lattes! Get some instant down ya!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised "

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

That's good to hear

Feck me that's early isn't it eenie?

Aw just remembered you didn't get a lot of sleep last night....same here

I'm ready for bed ... But to sleep "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top many lattes! Get some instant down ya! "

I ad a black cup of that shite at daughters earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up "

And of course it would have to be bisto

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

And of course it would have to be bisto "

ahhhhhh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top many lattes! Get some instant down ya!

I ad a black cup of that shite at daughters earlier "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

And of course it would have to be bisto ahhhhhh "

Ooooooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

And of course it would have to be bisto ahhhhhh

Ooooooooh "

You and fecking _oddy sound like when Harry met Sally ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

And of course it would have to be bisto ahhhhhh

Ooooooooh

You and fecking _oddy sound like when Harry met Sally ffs "

YES....YES....YES....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

And of course it would have to be bisto ahhhhhh

Ooooooooh

You and fecking _oddy sound like when Harry met Sally ffs

YES....YES....YES....!! "

Haha

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

And of course it would have to be bisto ahhhhhh

Ooooooooh

You and fecking _oddy sound like when Harry met Sally ffs "

who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you explain sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you explain sami "

And it's not miss marple

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami "

I think she knows really, she's just pretending

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

And it's not miss marple"

Or Miss Markel...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending "

Haha! Did you see what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending

Haha! Did you see what I did there? "

Stuck your fecking tongue out at me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending

Haha! Did you see what I did there?

Stuck your fecking tongue out at me "

Yeah, sorry, should have been a not a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

"

Eenie!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending "

I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever

Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X

Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised

Top tip...

Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up

Eenie! "

Hello lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about"

Well they are not swingers off here

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Sat watching a movie and...

I've lost that lovin' feeling

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about"

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really! "

I have intentionally never watched it

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really! "

Meg Ryan was in the movie i just watched too...

Take me to bed or loose me forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really! "

They were drinking fresh ground coffee....you don't get it with instant

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

I have intentionally never watched it "

I've seen the scene but not the movie

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really! "

now if you had said mistress doing a suduko id have known what was meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

I have intentionally never watched it "

Tbh I have only seen the clips which sami mentioned

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

They were drinking fresh ground coffee....you don't get it with instant "

The issue with instant is the premature perculation

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

They were drinking fresh ground coffee....you don't get it with instant

The issue with instant is the premature perculation "

oooooo errr

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

now if you had said mistress doing a suduko id have known what was meant "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

I have intentionally never watched it "

You've not missed anything!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

Meg Ryan was in the movie i just watched too...

Take me to bed or loose me forever "

She's sweet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

They were drinking fresh ground coffee....you don't get it with instant "

Ha! That explains it then

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason"

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really! now if you had said mistress doing a suduko id have known what was meant "

Yeah she's finished the whole book off today!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason"

I tripped over it and banged my head on the wall

And it was covering the glittery floor

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let you explain sami

I think she knows really, she's just pretending I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about

Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really!

They were drinking fresh ground coffee....you don't get it with instant

The issue with instant is the premature perculation "

Oh very clever Paul

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason"

Yikes!!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

I tripped over it and banged my head on the wall

And it was covering the glittery floor "

the elf and pixie bloke said it had to be laid as mistress cant afford to keep paying compentsation

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND "

*considers laying on the floor*

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND "

dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND

*considers laying on the floor* "

tart

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

I tripped over it and banged my head on the wall

And it was covering the glittery floor the elf and pixie bloke said it had to be laid as mistress cant afford to keep paying compentsation"

It's not just the padding that needs to get laid

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are"

We are?.....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... "

you know we are

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... "

There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?.....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND

*considers laying on the floor*

tart"

If only!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?.....

There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?..... "

It'd be a bigger getting the padding to stick to the ceiling!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?.....

There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?.....

It'd be a bigger getting the padding to stick to the ceiling! "

Yep...never thought of that one... ok Paul...you'll have to lay yourself down then....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are "

More Scott and Bailey

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are "

OMG bruised bottom

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom"

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?.....

There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?.....

It'd be a bigger getting the padding to stick to the ceiling!

Yep...never thought of that one... ok Paul...you'll have to lay yourself down then.... "

I'll take one for the team, I just hope I don't get DP'd by her knitting needles

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hey _nitter ive thought of a slogan for you

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?.....

There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?.....

It'd be a bigger getting the padding to stick to the ceiling!

Yep...never thought of that one... ok Paul...you'll have to lay yourself down then....

I'll take one for the team, I just hope I don't get DP'd by her knitting needles "

passes paul a truss now ya safe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?.....

There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?.....

It'd be a bigger getting the padding to stick to the ceiling!

Yep...never thought of that one... ok Paul...you'll have to lay yourself down then....

I'll take one for the team, I just hope I don't get DP'd by her knitting needles "

Well done that man! I'll try and grab them as she twirls in..

..

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

"

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

"

It's ok I'm on the case... I'm mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies "

Ok...come on...she's back with cookies.....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?.....

There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?.....

It'd be a bigger getting the padding to stick to the ceiling!

Yep...never thought of that one... ok Paul...you'll have to lay yourself down then....

I'll take one for the team, I just hope I don't get DP'd by her knitting needles passes paul a truss now ya safe "

Is that like a cod-piece but without the fishy smell?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

It's ok I'm on the case... I'm mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget "

Haha, she's been tempted by cookies

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies "

sits next to _nitter and gives her a soft cushion for her battered bum whilst glaring at paul the kettles on and the cookies will be out the oven in a minute

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

It's ok I'm on the case... I mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget

Haha, she's been tempted by cookies "

Harumphh! I'm 2nd best again!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies

Ok...come on...she's back with cookies....."

Thank you muchly do you know what kind she has?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies sits next to _nitter and gives her a soft cushion for her battered bum whilst glaring at paul the kettles on and the cookies will be out the oven in a minute"

Snuggles up with Voddy. Yeahhhhhh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies

Ok...come on...she's back with cookies.....

Thank you muchly do you know what kind she has?"

I hope they're shortbread

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

It's ok I'm on the case... I mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget

Haha, she's been tempted by cookies

Harumphh! I'm 2nd best again!

"

Ah come and snuggle and have cookies with us

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies sits next to _nitter and gives her a soft cushion for her battered bum whilst glaring at paul the kettles on and the cookies will be out the oven in a minute"

Why the glaring?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies

Ok...come on...she's back with cookies.....

Thank you muchly do you know what kind she has?

I hope they're shortbread "

Omg I love shortbread but totally not cookies

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

It's ok I'm on the case... I mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget

Haha, she's been tempted by cookies

Harumphh! I'm 2nd best again!

Ah come and snuggle and have cookies with us "

You trying to fatten me up even more??

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies sits next to _nitter and gives her a soft cushion for her battered bum whilst glaring at paul the kettles on and the cookies will be out the oven in a minute

Why the glaring? "

She's inspecting my bruised bottom it was a horrid landing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies

Ok...come on...she's back with cookies.....

Thank you muchly do you know what kind she has?

I hope they're shortbread

Omg I love shortbread but totally not cookies "

What's your favourite? Choc chip maybe?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

It's ok I'm on the case... I mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget

Haha, she's been tempted by cookies

Harumphh! I'm 2nd best again!

Ah come and snuggle and have cookies with us

You trying to fatten me up even more?? "

Cuddly is good!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees"

OMG

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies sits next to _nitter and gives her a soft cushion for her battered bum whilst glaring at paul the kettles on and the cookies will be out the oven in a minute

Why the glaring?

She's inspecting my bruised bottom it was a horrid landing "

writes a sick note for _nitter no way can you work with that injury

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees

OMG "

yes my child you called

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees

OMG yes my child you called "

Gizza cookie..._nitter has snuck off to Jim's place

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees

OMG "

**jumps, twirls and freaks out**

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies sits next to _nitter and gives her a soft cushion for her battered bum whilst glaring at paul the kettles on and the cookies will be out the oven in a minute

Why the glaring?

She's inspecting my bruised bottom it was a horrid landing writes a sick note for _nitter no way can you work with that injury"

The fairy factory will miss me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees

OMG

**jumps, twirls and freaks out**

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Stop going over the road to Jim's, you'll catch cold!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

It's ok I'm on the case... I mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget

Haha, she's been tempted by cookies

Harumphh! I'm 2nd best again!

Ah come and snuggle and have cookies with us

You trying to fatten me up even more??

Cuddly is good! "

It'll be a while before I'm cuddly, still fit in my 34" jeans... but I have had to loosen my belt a notch or two

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason

VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are

We are?..... you know we are

OMG bruised bottom

Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?....

It's ok I'm on the case... I mean floor.

Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget

Haha, she's been tempted by cookies

Harumphh! I'm 2nd best again!

Ah come and snuggle and have cookies with us

You trying to fatten me up even more??

Cuddly is good!

It'll be a while before I'm cuddly, still fit in my 34" jeans... but I have had to loosen my belt a notch or two "

Well sounds good to me Paul

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

think ,mistress has conked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, Mistress, shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think ,mistress has conked"

I totally flaked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, Mistress, shit happens."

Morning jim...thankfully it's only the weather that's shitty this morning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx"

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx"

Oddly it is

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is "

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos "

Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos

Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done "

And how are you cinn?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx"

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos

Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done "

Bet you're looking forward to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week. "

I've everything crossed for her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos

Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done

Bet you're looking forward to it! "

I just hope things warm up by then

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos

Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done

Bet you're looking forward to it!

I just hope things warm up by then "

its come round quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos

Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done

Bet you're looking forward to it!

I just hope things warm up by then its come round quick"

Ah it not this weekend _oddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all xx

Oddly it is

Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos

Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done

Bet you're looking forward to it!

I just hope things warm up by then its come round quick

Ah it not this weekend _oddy "

ah right

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx"

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind "

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that "

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day? "

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village "

what bout currys and pc world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village what bout currys and pc world lol"

Nah they are only selling them curved screen ones now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village "

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here "

excuse me and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here "

You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs

Arrow me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

excuse me and me "

Hmmm....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs

Arrow me "

she aint william tell

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs

Arrow me "

Oh s***! I did, but went on the wrong one! Yes,see what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs

Arrow me she aint william tell"

Thats a bolt

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs

Arrow me she aint william tell"

No I'm maid marian...Oh bugger, that was robin 'ood's bird

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs

Arrow me she aint william tell

Thats a bolt "

that was bernie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. xx

Hope all goes well for her sami

Catch you later xx

Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week.

I've everything crossed for her xx

Ah, thank you, that's very kind

Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that

No you're not....and I know you did...

Have you had a good day?

It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official!

I'm the only straight in the TV village

Glad they've cleared up Hmmm..only straight tv, I would think that is quite unusual I'm the only true straight lady on here

You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs

Arrow me

Oh s***! I did, but went on the wrong one! Yes,see what you mean "

Is it your turn for 99?

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