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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() good job the floor is padded | |||
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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() I've save you a miracle ![]() | |||
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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() She's been on the sherry, Jim ![]() | |||
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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() You always think about my clumsy butt ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() Thanks EJ such a gent ![]() | |||
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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() ![]() You are too sweet ![]() | |||
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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I always mop mine up! ![]() | |||
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"Yeahhhhhhh **twirls in, wiggles bottom and promptly falls on bottom** ![]() ![]() Yes I am. | |||
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"I may conk out shortly...just hope I finish my ciggy ![]() I'm conked, na night all. ![]() | |||
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"I may conk out shortly...just hope I finish my ciggy ![]() ![]() Na night zzzzzz | |||
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"I'm gonna try your suggestion of closing my eyelids J, might get 3 hours kip if I'm lucky ![]() ![]() Close eyelids, pretend to be asleep. Good luck, getting off. | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() Eew....not nice....what you been eating? ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() Leg of lamb for dinner and a big bag of them miracles late last night....I saved one for _nitter though ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() Think it was those miracles....Ooh...Hope _nitter is alright this morning! ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm into my second bog roll ffs ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh s**t ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I had me best silky's on when it hit the fan too ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gordon Bennett...not my gold one's ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah a silky nightie and a pair of silky knickers for a change....glad it wasn't a silky thong though ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh that's ok then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Been out to dentist....I had to pay a visit before checking in.....saved me bog roll though....and the only have one bog.. a poor woman was waiting to go in after me ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha poor lady ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning jim and eenie. I had the infamous tummy bug this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ffs done it again...that should have bin here No like a fiddlers elbow....but I might as well have had a fecking curry last night as it on fecking fire now ![]() | |||
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"Ok..catcha in a while, hope it calms down ![]() Laters sami xx | |||
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"morning all xx Md drink sprite or 7 up today will help the problum and get some travel sick tabs in in case your uncle dick aswell" Only got dandelion and burdock in ![]() | |||
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"morning all xx Md drink sprite or 7 up today will help the problum and get some travel sick tabs in in case your uncle dick aswell Only got dandelion and burdock in ![]() that will make it worse | |||
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"morning all xx Md drink sprite or 7 up today will help the problum and get some travel sick tabs in in case your uncle dick aswell Only got dandelion and burdock in ![]() Sugar free ![]() | |||
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"that neuro virus is going round again" I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around. | |||
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"that neuro virus is going round again I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around." I've gone a hour and a half without a shite ![]() | |||
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"that neuro virus is going round again I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around. I've gone a hour and a half without a shite ![]() hav e clear soup to none of that fartichoke stuff | |||
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"that neuro virus is going round again I know that's my concern for Mistress, some nasty viruses around. I've gone a hour and a half without a shite ![]() Oh I'll Deffo give that a miss....sick of following through ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X" Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() That's good to hear ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() Top many lattes! Get some instant down ya! ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() Top tip... Eat some gravy granules, it won't cure it but it will thicken it up ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() I ad a black cup of that shite at daughters earlier ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() And of course it would have to be bisto ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ahhhhhh ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooooooh ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You and fecking _oddy sound like when Harry met Sally ffs ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YES....YES....YES....!! ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() who | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() And it's not miss marple ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() I think she knows really, she's just pretending ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() Or Miss Markel... ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() Haha! Did you see what I did there? ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() Stuck your fecking tongue out at me ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, sorry, should have been a ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() Eenie! ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() I can honestly say not got a clue what ur on about | |||
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"Hello all ... Quick drop in ... Back to work and crazy as ever Hope you're feeling better now Mistress? X Yeah since I've left the lattes alone it seem to have stabilised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hello lovely ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() Well they are not swingers off here ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() Hey, Voddy. When Harry met Sally is a film starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. They are in a diner and she fakes an orgasm, so there are lots of ooooohs and aaaaaaahhs and YES...YES...YES.."not sure what thats all about really! ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() I have intentionally never watched it ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() Meg Ryan was in the movie i just watched too... Take me to bed or loose me forever ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() They were drinking fresh ground coffee....you don't get it with instant ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've seen the scene but not the movie ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() now if you had said mistress doing a suduko id have known what was meant ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tbh I have only seen the clips which sami mentioned ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The issue with instant is the premature perculation ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oooooo errr | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You've not missed anything! ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She's sweet ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha! That explains it then ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason" VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah she's finished the whole book off today! ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason" I tripped over it and banged my head on the wall ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll let you explain sami ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh very clever Paul ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason" Yikes!! ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason I tripped over it and banged my head on the wall ![]() ![]() the elf and pixie bloke said it had to be laid as mistress cant afford to keep paying compentsation | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() *considers laying on the floor* ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() dont worry sami and me are onto it they dont call us cagney n lacey for nothing super sleuths we are | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() tart | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason I tripped over it and banged my head on the wall ![]() ![]() It's not just the padding that needs to get laid ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() We are?..... ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() you know we are | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() There's a trampoline in the shed, maybe we could use that to break her fall?..... ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If only! ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() It'd be a bigger getting the padding to stick to the ceiling! ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep...never thought of that one... ok Paul...you'll have to lay yourself down then.... ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() More Scott and Bailey ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() OMG ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() Perhaps if you twirled a little bit slower, we may be able to catch you...but can ya wait til Voddy gets back?.... ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll take one for the team, I just hope I don't get DP'd by her knitting needles ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() passes paul a truss now ya safe ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well done that man! I'll try and grab them as she twirls in.. .. ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sits gingerly and waits for Voddy to arrive with cookies. She always has cookies ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok I'm on the case... I'm mean floor. Just call me... Inspect-her Gadget ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok...come on...she's back with cookies..... | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that like a cod-piece but without the fishy smell? ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha, she's been tempted by cookies ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() sits next to _nitter and gives her a soft cushion for her battered bum whilst glaring at paul the kettles on and the cookies will be out the oven in a minute | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Harumphh! I'm 2nd best again! ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you muchly ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Snuggles up with Voddy. Yeahhhhhh ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope they're shortbread ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah come and snuggle and have cookies with us ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why the glaring? ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg I love shortbread but totally not cookies ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You trying to fatten me up even more?? ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She's inspecting my bruised bottom it was a horrid landing ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What's your favourite? Choc chip maybe? ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cuddly is good! ![]() | |||
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"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees" OMG ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() writes a sick note for _nitter no way can you work with that injury | |||
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"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees OMG ![]() yes my child you called ![]() | |||
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"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees OMG ![]() ![]() Gizza cookie..._nitter has snuck off to Jim's place ![]() | |||
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"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees OMG ![]() **jumps, twirls and freaks out** YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The fairy factory will miss me ![]() | |||
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"brings in raspberry n cream cookies sprinkled with unicorn sugar and coffees OMG ![]() Stop going over the road to Jim's, you'll catch cold! ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It'll be a while before I'm cuddly, still fit in my 34" jeans... but I have had to loosen my belt a notch or two ![]() | |||
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"oi whose moved the padding on the floor it was there for a fecking reason VODDY BLIMEY THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well sounds good to me Paul ![]() | |||
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"think ,mistress has conked" I totally flaked out ![]() | |||
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"Hello, Mistress, shit happens." Morning jim...thankfully it's only the weather that's shitty this morning ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() Hope all goes well for her sami ![]() | |||
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"Evening all xx" Oddly it is ![]() | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() Are you packed and ready for the weekend Jaunt?? Must post photos ![]() | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() ![]() Just need to give my cane a varnish then I'm done ![]() | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() ![]() ![]() And how are you cinn? ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() Thank you! We're home now. Not too busy in London, where we were. Results next week. ![]() | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() ![]() ![]() Bet you're looking forward to it! ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() I've everything crossed for her xx | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just hope things warm up by then ![]() | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its come round quick | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah it not this weekend _oddy ![]() | |||
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"Evening all xx Oddly it is ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ah right | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah, thank you, that's very kind ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah I'm a tw@t normally. ..but I meant that ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No you're not....and I know you did... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not been bad the 2 bob bits have gone thank feck...oh and it's official! I'm the only straight in the TV village ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() what bout currys and pc world lol | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah they are only selling them curved screen ones now ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Glad they've cleared up ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() excuse me and me | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You went looking for the wrong fecking thread ffs ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmm.... ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() she aint william tell | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh s***! I did, but went on the wrong one! Yes,see what you mean ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats a bolt ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No I'm maid marian...Oh bugger, that was robin 'ood's bird ![]() | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() that was bernie | |||
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"Hi gang! Off for scan with sis in law today. See you laterz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it your turn for 99? | |||
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