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Dog walkers - pick your shit up FFS!

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Seriously what it is with some dog owners?! Imagine if we took a massive dump in the street and just pissed off home. Assholes!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Seriously what it is with some dog owners?! Imagine if we took a massive dump in the street and just pissed off home. Assholes!"

I hear you

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over a year ago

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Did you just step in dog shit?

It is disgusting I agree. Worse when they do pick up then chuck the bag in a bush or something. What's the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it is not even dog shit !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes it is not even dog shit !!! "

Sometimes it's chocolate

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Did you just step in dog shit?

It is disgusting I agree. Worse when they do pick up then chuck the bag in a bush or something. What's the point? "

I didn’t step in it, but one road near where i live has turned into an assault course it’s so bad. I feel like I’ve achieved something by getting to the end without my shoes being covered in ??

One other thing; i often see dog walkers who have picked up their shit swinging that little black bag around like it’s a trophy...WTF’s that all about?! I swear, just a little hole in that bag and they’re smothered....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you just step in dog shit?

It is disgusting I agree. Worse when they do pick up then chuck the bag in a bush or something. What's the point?

I didn’t step in it, but one road near where i live has turned into an assault course it’s so bad. I feel like I’ve achieved something by getting to the end without my shoes being covered in ??

One other thing; i often see dog walkers who have picked up their shit swinging that little black bag around like it’s a trophy...WTF’s that all about?! I swear, just a little hole in that bag and they’re smothered....??"

Poke it!!

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Did you just step in dog shit?

It is disgusting I agree. Worse when they do pick up then chuck the bag in a bush or something. What's the point?

I didn’t step in it, but one road near where i live has turned into an assault course it’s so bad. I feel like I’ve achieved something by getting to the end without my shoes being covered in ??

One other thing; i often see dog walkers who have picked up their shit swinging that little black bag around like it’s a trophy...WTF’s that all about?! I swear, just a little hole in that bag and they’re smothered....??

Poke it!! "

#sowrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes it is not even dog shit !!! "

I saw a guy squatting, over one of those communal public piss pots, in a park, in Amsterdam...just causally leaving a deposit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you do pick it up, don't tie the bag to a fucking tree or bush! Why for fucks sake, what do you think will happen to it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you just step in dog shit?

It is disgusting I agree. Worse when they do pick up then chuck the bag in a bush or something. What's the point?

I didn’t step in it, but one road near where i live has turned into an assault course it’s so bad. I feel like I’ve achieved something by getting to the end without my shoes being covered in ??

One other thing; i often see dog walkers who have picked up their shit swinging that little black bag around like it’s a trophy...WTF’s that all about?! I swear, just a little hole in that bag and they’re smothered....??

Poke it!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes it is not even dog shit !!!

I saw a guy squatting, over one of those communal public piss pots, in a park, in Amsterdam...just causally leaving a deposit "

Did you help him to wipe properly afterward ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to.

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to."

Airgun works wonders (joking!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it up and pop it in the nearest bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to."

No. People don't let them wander. People have no control over their cats, unless they don't let them out.

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Why do all the horse riders get away with letting their horse do a massive dump on the road, you could easily skid off the road if you rode through it on a motorbike, you'd really be in the shit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it up and pop it in the nearest bin "

My dogs wait until we are half way between home and the park, so I have to carry my little bag of poo with me, until we get to the bin.

Every bloody time.

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Why do all the horse riders get away with letting their horse do a massive dump on the road, you could easily skid off the road if you rode through it on a motorbike, you'd really be in the shit then"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to."

Don't get me started with cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a dog owner but I have one who holidays with me now and then, I absolutely hate picking up after him but I do it while telling him how disgusting he is for pooping in public!

I wouldn't hesitate in telling someone who's dog poops and they attempt to walk away.

If you can't/won't pick it up then you shouldn't have a did, end of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winds me up to no end. We have four dogs, and even if I’m out on my own I can manage. We had a man in our street let his dog shit in the middle of the park, and leave it. I asked why, and he said ‘because I can!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog!!! Feckin autocarrot! ( grrrrrr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winds me up to no end. We have four dogs, and even if I’m out on my own I can manage. We had a man in our street let his dog shit in the middle of the park, and leave it. I asked why, and he said ‘because I can!’ "

Film him and take it to whoever does the fines for fouling. and then shame him on facepest!!

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm not a dog owner but I have one who holidays with me now and then, I absolutely hate picking up after him but I do it while telling him how disgusting he is for pooping in public!

I wouldn't hesitate in telling someone who's dog poops and they attempt to walk away.

If you can't/won't pick it up then you shouldn't have a did, end of."

Love how you curse the dog...that’s the approach i would take. ‘You dirty, filthy, disgusting animal...’ haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it up and pop it in the nearest bin

My dogs wait until we are half way between home and the park, so I have to carry my little bag of poo with me, until we get to the bin.

Every bloody time. "

ha ha pooch is rather the same I keep a carrier bag handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone kept letting their dog shit right in front of my path to the front doir, fucking massive dog too. I caught him one day and threatened to feed it to him if he did it again. Not happened since.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Someone was letting their dog shit in my street so i went on dog shit watch. Didnt catch them so opened my facebook and put a big thing up on it. It stopped. Dont know if it was coincidence or not but not had the problem since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winds me up to no end. We have four dogs, and even if I’m out on my own I can manage. We had a man in our street let his dog shit in the middle of the park, and leave it. I asked why, and he said ‘because I can!’

Film him and take it to whoever does the fines for fouling. and then shame him on facepest!! "

I will if I catch him again! I even offered him a bag. Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a dog owner but I have one who holidays with me now and then, I absolutely hate picking up after him but I do it while telling him how disgusting he is for pooping in public!

I wouldn't hesitate in telling someone who's dog poops and they attempt to walk away.

If you can't/won't pick it up then you shouldn't have a did, end of.

Love how you curse the dog...that’s the approach i would take. ‘You dirty, filthy, disgusting animal...’ haha."

It's funny and I tell him his shit stinks too, we have a laugh! Made the mistake of not taking enough bags once, the little bugger did 3! I had to walk home to get a bag and go back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone kept letting their dog shit right in front of my path to the front doir, fucking massive dog too. I caught him one day and threatened to feed it to him if he did it again. Not happened since."

That's the way to do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone kept letting their dog shit right in front of my path to the front doir, fucking massive dog too. I caught him one day and threatened to feed it to him if he did it again. Not happened since."

My friend saw his neighbour leave his dog's shit on the pavement....so my friend picked it up with a shovel, knocked on their front door, and calmly threw it into their house when they answered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winds me up to no end. We have four dogs, and even if I’m out on my own I can manage. We had a man in our street let his dog shit in the middle of the park, and leave it. I asked why, and he said ‘because I can!’

Film him and take it to whoever does the fines for fouling. and then shame him on facepest!!

I will if I catch him again! I even offered him a bag. Twat "

Once he's set off, pick it up and shout "hey you forgot this" and Chuck it at him! Probably best left as a fantasy that though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winds me up to no end. We have four dogs, and even if I’m out on my own I can manage. We had a man in our street let his dog shit in the middle of the park, and leave it. I asked why, and he said ‘because I can!’

Film him and take it to whoever does the fines for fouling. and then shame him on facepest!!

I will if I catch him again! I even offered him a bag. Twat

Once he's set off, pick it up and shout "hey you forgot this" and Chuck it at him! Probably best left as a fantasy that though!

"

Haha wish I had the balls to do that! He’s a proper junkie, he terrifies me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it up and pop it in the nearest bin

My dogs wait until we are half way between home and the park, so I have to carry my little bag of poo with me, until we get to the bin.

Every bloody time. ha ha pooch is rather the same I keep a carrier bag handy "

I have my burgundy poop bags, a roll of kitchen paper and hand cleaner in a plastic sport bag. I thought disposable gloves would be a bit much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried to encourage the fuckwits in my village to pick up by leaving free bags at the entrance to paths, fields etc. All the bags taken but all the poop still on the paths. I clear it up daily as I can't stand it. It makes me want to vom, especially last week when I cleared up 12 piles on one stretch.

Selfish, brainless morons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winds me up to no end. We have four dogs, and even if I’m out on my own I can manage. We had a man in our street let his dog shit in the middle of the park, and leave it. I asked why, and he said ‘because I can!’

Film him and take it to whoever does the fines for fouling. and then shame him on facepest!!

I will if I catch him again! I even offered him a bag. Twat

Once he's set off, pick it up and shout "hey you forgot this" and Chuck it at him! Probably best left as a fantasy that though!

Haha wish I had the balls to do that! He’s a proper junkie, he terrifies me "

Oh! maybe not then!

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm not a dog owner but I have one who holidays with me now and then, I absolutely hate picking up after him but I do it while telling him how disgusting he is for pooping in public!

I wouldn't hesitate in telling someone who's dog poops and they attempt to walk away.

If you can't/won't pick it up then you shouldn't have a did, end of.

Love how you curse the dog...that’s the approach i would take. ‘You dirty, filthy, disgusting animal...’ haha.

It's funny and I tell him his shit stinks too, we have a laugh! Made the mistake of not taking enough bags once, the little bugger did 3! I had to walk home to get a bag and go back!! "

I bet it stops you biting your nails though

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've tried to encourage the fuckwits in my village to pick up by leaving free bags at the entrance to paths, fields etc. All the bags taken but all the poop still on the paths. I clear it up daily as I can't stand it. It makes me want to vom, especially last week when I cleared up 12 piles on one stretch.

Selfish, brainless morons. "

That’s taking the piss...well not half as bad

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Winds me up to no end. We have four dogs, and even if I’m out on my own I can manage. We had a man in our street let his dog shit in the middle of the park, and leave it. I asked why, and he said ‘because I can!’

Film him and take it to whoever does the fines for fouling. and then shame him on facepest!!

I will if I catch him again! I even offered him a bag. Twat

Once he's set off, pick it up and shout "hey you forgot this" and Chuck it at him! Probably best left as a fantasy that though!

Haha wish I had the balls to do that! He’s a proper junkie, he terrifies me

Oh! maybe not then! "

There’s far too mich shit slinging going on in here...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Like the descent single blokes on here the responsible dog owners get all the shit for the tossers. Try to remember we aren't all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously what it is with some dog owners?! Imagine if we took a massive dump in the street and just pissed off home. Assholes!"

Met a woman in central park, Wallasey, for outdoor fun 1 night, she stood in some on our way back her car... she wasn't impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the descent single blokes on here the responsible dog owners get all the shit for the tossers. Try to remember we aren't all the same "

True

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a JRT and I pick up; I always have three bags as the little hound will try to catch me out!

If you have a problem with dog fouling where you live, call your Council (or go on-line) and report it; there are several selfish fuckers that are letting their dogs (obviously of assorted sizes) crap on the pavements around here.

I really don't get the bags in trees and on bushes, it's not difficult to carry a tied plastic bag to the next bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I bet it stops you biting your nails though "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to."
Cats are recognised by law as not able to be controlled like dogs. So yeah...Oh hang on let's put little diddy harnesses on birds in the sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to.

Airgun works wonders (joking!!!)"

So do my dogs when the damn vermin trespass into my garden!

Sick and tired picking up other people's cat shit. Train your disloyal bunch of flea hotels to crap in its own garden or tray in its own garden! It's not impossible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to.

No. People don't let them wander. People have no control over their cats, unless they don't let them out. "

Answered your own question there!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to.

Airgun works wonders (joking!!!)

So do my dogs when the damn vermin trespass into my garden!

Sick and tired picking up other people's cat shit. Train your disloyal bunch of flea hotels to crap in its own garden or tray in its own garden! It's not impossible! "

doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to.Cats are recognised by law as not able to be controlled like dogs. So yeah...Oh hang on let's put little diddy harnesses on birds in the sky. "

You're still responsible for any damage they cause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of us dog owners do pick up

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

How do people let their cats wander anywhere

You can’t exactly stop them when they are out of the door can you....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to.

Airgun works wonders (joking!!!)

So do my dogs when the damn vermin trespass into my garden!

Sick and tired picking up other people's cat shit. Train your disloyal bunch of flea hotels to crap in its own garden or tray in its own garden! It's not impossible! "

They don't crap in their own garden. They're not daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do people let their cats wander anywhere

You can’t exactly stop them when they are out of the door can you....lol

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Cat aviary? There is things that can be done, owners just don't want to be responsible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And to follow....keep the f’in animals on a lead.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What about f**king cats, people just let them wonder where ever they want to.

Airgun works wonders (joking!!!)

So do my dogs when the damn vermin trespass into my garden!

Sick and tired picking up other people's cat shit. Train your disloyal bunch of flea hotels to crap in its own garden or tray in its own garden! It's not impossible!

They don't crap in their own garden. They're not daft. "

My ex neighbours had 3 cats that used to mess in my garden, I used to shovel it up and throw it back over the garden fence for them

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