FabSwingers.com forum: It's that time of year again...

By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

when you drive through the hill's and you have to dodge a thousand cyclists and have motorbikes zooming past you like a lunatic. Breathe in that toxic mix of shit from the fields though it clears your system out a treat!

I love the Spring...

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"when you drive through the hill's and you have to dodge a thousand cyclists and have motorbikes zooming past you like a lunatic. Breathe in that toxic mix of shit from the fields though it clears your system out a treat!

I love the Spring..."

Get yourself on the motorbike. Much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always love spring

The cherry blossom starts to come out and the daffodils

And of course the cyclists, always checking them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Road cyclists are the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spring...

The smell of freshly-cut dog sh1t

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

The country walks, al fresco fun in the sunshine.. The cool breeze keeping things pert.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Privacy with all the trees and shrubs getting the leafs back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little lambs jumping around! Awwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the Spring..."

Today isn’t like spring! Raining here, the last two days have been nice not having to worry about a coat and walking of an evening.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the Spring..."

Try living in the hills..

Sunday mornings are a write off for lie ins, due to the incessant throb of motorbike engines almost from daybreak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tractor season is in full swing for the past few weeks where I live.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

I love the Spring..."

You’re talents are wasted - you should be working for the English tourist board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little lambs jumping around! Awwwwww "

And mint sauce

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Little lambs jumping around! Awwwwww

And mint sauce

Yeah it's a bit late for the lambs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mating season.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Pissing down here

I’m going nowhere

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line. "

Mine is the same,moss and s when they start coming through.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh leave us bikers alone you bully

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Leave us cyclist alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave us cyclist alone

No! Get off the road!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Leave us cyclist alone

No! Get off the road! "

Up yours cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mating season.

Maaaate

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh leave us bikers alone you bully

Shushhh you,you motorcyclist people think you own the road you do! Sticky out tongue emoji.

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"Oh leave us bikers alone you bully

Shushhh you,you motorcyclist people think you own the road you do! Sticky out tongue emoji."

In my case I kinda do as I work for the council

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love spring and love the countryside. Any of you who don't like the smells of the countryside, stick to the fumes in the towns and cities, sure that's so much better for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of outdoor fun

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

I have actually seen that,he wasn't too impressed when I nudged his back wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is this "Spring" you talk of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

I have actually seen that,he wasn't too impressed when I nudged his back wheel."

Coast up behind them and blast your horn

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Leave us cyclist alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

I have actually seen that,he wasn't too impressed when I nudged his back wheel."

How nice

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

I have actually seen that,he wasn't too impressed when I nudged his back wheel.

Coast up behind them and blast your horn

Right I would do that but I have a Citreon C1 so sounds a bit like Noddy when I honk my horn,I find the nudging far more effective.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

It seems to annoy the motorists when there's even one cyclist riding (obviously!) in single file. I think it offends their sense of entitlement!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

I have actually seen that,he wasn't too impressed when I nudged his back wheel.

How nice

I know right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

Side by side should make passing cyclists easier as the group is half as long

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

It seems to annoy the motorists when there's even one cyclist riding (obviously!) in single file. I think it offends their sense of entitlement!"

Yeah roads are for cars,I'm going to partition my local council to see if they will build tunnels under the earth for cyclists.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Tis the season for perving on cyclists firm thighs.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive always lived in the country but still get excited over wild primroses and violets and my weekly trip up rutland water

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"Tis the season for perving on cyclists firm thighs."

Sometimes you’re sat behind them trying to work out if they are male or female - or is that just me?? lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line. "

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave us cyclist alone

Some cyclists are fun to follow slowly for a while...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this "Spring" you talk of?"

It's definitely Spring. I spent all day in the pissing rain and didn't get cold. Had to lose a layer actually..

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens - "

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though..."

Moss only prevents the sunlight from getting to the grass and that’s what stops it growing. Once the Moss is removed the grass should come through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though..."

I love raking moss from a lawn. Very satisfying

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

Moss only prevents the sunlight from getting to the grass and that’s what stops it growing. Once the Moss is removed the grass should come through"

Yeah but the moss in my garden is tough as old boots. It's like it's saying right I've grown here and I aint shifting. I used to love raking it in my previous garden as it came up easy,but in this place because the grass is poor anyway it's hard to shift.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

I love raking moss from a lawn. Very satisfying

Not from my lawn you wouldn't it's flipping stubborn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

I love raking moss from a lawn. Very satisfying

Not from my lawn you wouldn't it's flipping stubborn!"

At leasts its green and looks lawn like. No mowing

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

It seems to annoy the motorists when there's even one cyclist riding (obviously!) in single file. I think it offends their sense of entitlement!

Yeah roads are for cars,I'm going to partition my local council to see if they will build tunnels under the earth for cyclists."
'partition'? Like that episode of Steptoe and son?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Leave us cyclist alone

We should just ride side by side, just to annoy the motorists

It seems to annoy the motorists when there's even one cyclist riding (obviously!) in single file. I think it offends their sense of entitlement!

Yeah roads are for cars,I'm going to partition my local council to see if they will build tunnels under the earth for cyclists. 'partition'? Like that episode of Steptoe and son?

Forgive me that was the wrong word,clearly my brain has need affected by that potent whiff of shit. It may take a while to wear off,actually I had a feeling it wasn't right...petition.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

I love raking moss from a lawn. Very satisfying

Not from my lawn you wouldn't it's flipping stubborn!

At leasts its green and looks lawn like. No mowing

Exactly,I've just decided I love moss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

Moss only prevents the sunlight from getting to the grass and that’s what stops it growing. Once the Moss is removed the grass should come through

There is a new product that has an organic ingredient that desolves the moss so no need for raking

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

Moss only prevents the sunlight from getting to the grass and that’s what stops it growing. Once the Moss is removed the grass should come through

There is a new product that has an organic ingredient that desolves the moss so no need for raking "

What's it called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

Moss only prevents the sunlight from getting to the grass and that’s what stops it growing. Once the Moss is removed the grass should come through

There is a new product that has an organic ingredient that desolves the moss so no need for raking

What's it called?"

It’s No Rake by Evergreen. It’s not cheap but the active ingredient is in a couple of products and works

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

Moss only prevents the sunlight from getting to the grass and that’s what stops it growing. Once the Moss is removed the grass should come through

There is a new product that has an organic ingredient that desolves the moss so no need for raking

What's it called?

It’s No Rake by Evergreen. It’s not cheap but the active ingredient is in a couple of products and works"

I should have guessed what it was called shouldn't I! Right well I'll make a note of it for when I don't have more urgent things to pay for,thanking you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass needs cutting but it's 99% moss.

Love getting the washing out on the line.

mid week i sprinkled a box of that feed and mosskill over the lawn - mine is mostly moss as well - will leave a week - rake and cut - see what happens -

Mosskill now that's something I need,wonder if I'll be left with nothing though...

Moss only prevents the sunlight from getting to the grass and that’s what stops it growing. Once the Moss is removed the grass should come through

There is a new product that has an organic ingredient that desolves the moss so no need for raking

What's it called?

It’s No Rake by Evergreen. It’s not cheap but the active ingredient is in a couple of products and works

I should have guessed what it was called shouldn't I! Right well I'll make a note of it for when I don't have more urgent things to pay for,thanking you."

No worries, happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lawn us still very wet. The joy of clay based soil.

Love following a female lycra clad ass on her bike. Then a quick glance at her front to realise its a man.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My lawn us still very wet. The joy of clay based soil.

Love following a female lycra clad ass on her bike. Then a quick glance at her front to realise its a man."

How the heck do you manage to see what's in front if you're driving?

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Im quite happy to get stuck behind female cyclists in their lycra outfits and watch their bottoms wiggle on the saddle.

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lawn us still very wet. The joy of clay based soil.

Love following a female lycra clad ass on her bike. Then a quick glance at her front to realise its a man.

How the heck do you manage to see what's in front if you're driving?"

That's what rear view mirrors are for.... not just for checking hair and doing make up

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My lawn us still very wet. The joy of clay based soil.

Love following a female lycra clad ass on her bike. Then a quick glance at her front to realise its a man.

How the heck do you manage to see what's in front if you're driving?

That's what rear view mirrors are for.... not just for checking hair and doing make up

I just imagined him driving slowly past someone leering out of the side window,don't you be smudging your lippy when you go over that pothole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lawn us still very wet. The joy of clay based soil.

Love following a female lycra clad ass on her bike. Then a quick glance at her front to realise its a man.

How the heck do you manage to see what's in front if you're driving?"

At some point I overtake them when safe.

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