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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ANY reason to not go to work today..

the ideas can be as outlandish as possible and I might even use one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panda is sitting on my car. It won’t move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick your bean instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Godzilla is fighting Megashark outside your front door and you can't get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you have a problem with your eyes. Why they ask what’s wrong. Just tell them “I can’t see myself coming into work today”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are too dehydrated from an all night session of being teased and pleased and fucked ..... again ......and again........and again. You literally cannot peel yourself from the bed?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're snowed in OK, maybe that one could have been used a few weeks ago

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Just tell them you are sexually warm out from laying in bed playing all morning and you have been advised to rest

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

You can't find the keys to the handcuffs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flick your bean instead "

Come flick it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you have a problem with your eyes. Why they ask what’s wrong. Just tell them “I can’t see myself coming into work today”"

Haha this is genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are washing your hair

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"A panda is sitting on my car. It won’t move! "

Make sure you dont say a panda is sitting on Queen Leviosa's car - that wont work! Ha

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You have far too many messages to go to work its a full time job replying to them all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A panda is sitting on my car. It won’t move!

Make sure you dont say a panda is sitting on Queen Leviosa's car - that wont work! Ha"

Haha well maybe she’s with me and her car is the only one we have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have far too many messages to go to work its a full time job replying to them all."

Do u think they’ll go for it?

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.

Sorry is that sexist?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have had a leek and you have a man who can coming round to inspect your pipework

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.

Sorry is that sexist?!?"

Haha no but I’m not sure work will care

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have had a leek and you have a man who can coming round to inspect your pipework"

I wish I did

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"A panda is sitting on my car. It won’t move!

Make sure you dont say a panda is sitting on Queen Leviosa's car - that wont work! Ha

Haha well maybe she’s with me and her car is the only one we have "

Good quick thinking on your feet there Jedi Adsub

Mastered this you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great student you are....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You have far too many messages to go to work its a full time job replying to them all.

Do u think they’ll go for it? "

Probably depends on what job you do

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"You have had a leek and you have a man who can coming round to inspect your pipework"

Ive never seen a written warning on the potato and leek soup about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have had a leek and you have a man who can coming round to inspect your pipework

Ive never seen a written warning on the potato and leek soup about this "

Hahahaha

No no, it’s on a small sign above the fresh leeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have far too many messages to go to work its a full time job replying to them all.

Do u think they’ll go for it?

Probably depends on what job you do "

I have 720 passengers to fly somewhere warm today.. I imagine it won’t cut it

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish


"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.

Sorry is that sexist?!?

Haha no but I’m not sure work will care "

Well tell them you would be letting everyone on here down and you loyalty's lay with us...... Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have had a leek and you have a man who can coming round to inspect your pipework

Ive never seen a written warning on the potato and leek soup about this "
knew i should have proof read before hitting send, bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.

Sorry is that sexist?!?

Haha no but I’m not sure work will care

Well tell them you would be letting everyone on here down and you loyalty's lay with us...... Please "

I might try this.

“Sorry but I’m committed elsewhere”

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish


"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.

Sorry is that sexist?!?

Haha no but I’m not sure work will care

Well tell them you would be letting everyone on here down and you loyalty's lay with us...... Please

I might try this.

“Sorry but I’m committed elsewhere”"

You know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have far too many messages to go to work its a full time job replying to them all.

Do u think they’ll go for it?

Probably depends on what job you do

I have 720 passengers to fly somewhere warm today.. I imagine it won’t cut it "
you've developed a fear of flying overnight

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