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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull

Been a while since we saw a thread of such, so we will open up the account.

Had a meet at ours, all going well, end of round one, so as Us two were charging up for round two, we glance over at our meet and see the guy pissing on her, in our lounge wtf, he looks up and says 'sorry i got carried away'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he apologied. Fair doz to him

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Hope he cleaned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest one for us was we had a meet at a hotel in Shrewsbury . Been chatting with this couples for months . They were a nice clean /smart attractive couple . We chatted on cam many time she was very reserved a little shy etc , they said what they were into etc similar to us . We arranged a hotel meet one Saturday they were lovely , polite , we all got on very well and wanted to take it further. Later in the evening they suggested they go to their room and we follow in half an hour . The husband gave us his key , we ventured up entered the room and there they were . Both naked we got our kts off and started to play with her on the bed as the husband wanked off in say 2 mins he then put his clothes on and said I'm off to the bar come down when your ready , his mrs says he is always like that fuckin waste of space then said thats it sorry .

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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Funniest one for us was we had a meet at a hotel in Shrewsbury . Been chatting with this couples for months . They were a nice clean /smart attractive couple . We chatted on cam many time she was very reserved a little shy etc , they said what they were into etc similar to us . We arranged a hotel meet one Saturday they were lovely , polite , we all got on very well and wanted to take it further. Later in the evening they suggested they go to their room and we follow in half an hour . The husband gave us his key , we ventured up entered the room and there they were . Both naked we got our kts off and started to play with her on the bed as the husband wanked off in say 2 mins he then put his clothes on and said I'm off to the bar come down when your ready , his mrs says he is always like that fuckin waste of space then said thats it sorry . "

whoops, maybe that was his thing lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I was sitting at a table during a social when someone I knew walked up and slapped me round the head so hard that the whole pub heard and turned around to see what was happening

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room."

number 10 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first club visit the building next door caught fire, initially we were told to ignore the fire alarm as it always does that, we then got evacuated in various states of undress as must people's keys were behind the doors and belongings in the lockers. We were then milling about as 3/4 fire engines tackled the blaze.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you obviously made them feel at home - good job

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

number 10 lol"

Ok, 10 it is.

We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe.

Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos.

Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken.

We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed.

Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply.

Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol.

And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right?

Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues.

Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around!

In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo.

Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.

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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

number 10 lol

Ok, 10 it is.

We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe.

Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos.

Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken.

We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed.

Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply.

Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol.

And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right?

Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues.

Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around!

In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo.

Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.

"

lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

number 10 lol

Ok, 10 it is.

We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe.

Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos.

Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken.

We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed.

Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply.

Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol.

And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right?

Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues.

Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around!

In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo.

Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.

lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx"

Be my guest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had a couple.

One guy came over to mine just took him straight to the bedroom and had a good fuck session. After I came I high fived him and realised I had no idea what his name was. Said my official hello after the second time we had sex that night. Lol.

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By *adja_lazlo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

number 10 lol

Ok, 10 it is.

We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe.

Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos.

Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken.

We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed.

Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply.

Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol.

And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right?

Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues.

Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around!

In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo.

Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.

lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx

Be my guest! "

how about number 7

xx

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By *ucker2020Man
over a year ago

Nelson


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room."

Number 8

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

number 10 lol

Ok, 10 it is.

We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe.

Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos.

Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken.

We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed.

Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply.

Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol.

And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right?

Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues.

Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around!

In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo.

Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.

lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx

Be my guest!

how about number 7

xx"

Ok.

Another party, great crowd, plenty of action.

Location is an old cottage type house, with stout walls and creaky floorboards.

Mart is involved in some multi-body action in a bedroom, and ends up with the party hostess kneeling on the edge of the bed, as he stands on the floor behind her, going at it hammer and tongs... in fact, so "energetic" was the action, that, because of the springy old floorboards, cupboards and wardrobes nearby start to sway, and the first that people know that there is an issue is when books, small objects, and papers start to rain down!

Needless to say things had to stop rather quickly, or we risked bringing down shelves, or toppling cupboards etc!

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room."

Got to ask about number 9

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

Number 8 "

Ok.

Yet another party... (is there a theme forming lol?).

Location is the same cottage where 7 occurred, another great party.

Someone had brought along a sex-swing, which has its own slot-together frame, so it can be free-standing.

The swing is very popular, and gets a lot of use through the evening.

A male friend asks if its ok to "borrow" Jayne, to try out the swing, and off she goes.

This particular guy loves performing oral on ladies, happily going down for long periods.

So, Jayne is in the swing, and the guy is doing his thing, which Jayne is loving.

I'm in the next room, having some fun of my own, when I hear a bit of a commotion, so I head out to see what's going on, to see the guy holding a wad of tissue to his nose... it turned out that, because he's quite talented with his tongue, Jayne had got quite excited, and at a critical point had jerked her pussy upwards, just at a point when he had pulled back slightly, meaning her pubic bone caught him in the nose, breaking it!

He, surprisingly, wasn't that bothered, as apparently his nose had been broken a number of times before, however Jayne was mortified, and spent the next hour or so constantly apologising.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

3 some with a couple. I'd been down on them both in turn for a while, switching between the 2. My leg was bent under me.

I got up to go get some water without realising my leg had gone dead.

Faceplanted the floor didn't I

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Blimey, there's been loads.

I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol.

1. Bucks beagle.

2. Stolen phone.

3. Damp patch.

4. No!

5. Its raining.... indoors.

6. Olympic diving.

7. Bringing the house down.

8. Broken nose.

9. Sardines.

10. En-suite room.

Got to ask about number 9

"

This is one of my favourites!

So, we were at a large organised social in Cardiff, probably over 150 people attending.

Towards the end, as people started to thin out, we were invited, along with a few others, to join a guy in his hotel room for some fun.

There were two couples, two single ladies, and the guy who's room it was.

We walked to the hotel, and walked in, trying not to look too obvious, as we all crammed into the lift.

Once in the room, there was some chatting, but very quickly, clothes were being shed as people got frisky.

Two ladies in particular were quite vocal in there appreciation of the attention being shown to them, (yes, Jayne was one of them lol).

By this time pretty much everyone was either naked, or in underwear, when, suddenly, there was a knocking at the door!

Baring in mind the room had been booked for one occupant, and there were 7 of us in there, the guy was keen for us to not be seen, but it was a small room, with pretty much nowhere to hide, plus we were all pretty much naked or in lingerie (well, that was the ladies!) lol! So, he had no choice but to answer the door, to find it was the night manager, who took a step into the room, and saw one lady lying on the bed in lingerie, and the guy in his boxers... and possibly couldn't fail to spot the one person trying to hide behind the curtains, one trying to hide in the open-fronted wardrobe, me hiding just round the corner from the door against the bathroom wall and a couple of people crammed into the small bathroom.

The manager just asked the guy to keep the noise down, and left... to a huge sigh of relief from all of us!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

1. Bucks Beagle.

At a party, the host has a dog, which is penned in a separate room to keep him off the party-goers.

Mart is upstairs, with a lady on her back on the bed, and him naked on his knees on the floor, giving her oral.

Suddenly, Mart feels something cold and wet up his bum... the bloody beagle had got loose, charged around the house greeting guests, then headed upstairs where it promptly stuck its nose up Marts butt!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

3. Damp patch.

Another large organised social, they are a great night out, drinkies, dancing, catching up with old friends, making new ones etc.

The main rule for these socials is "no playing"... keep it in your pants until you get somewhere private like a hotel room.

Mart is being his usual suave, debonair, charming self, wandering round either with Jayne, or if she has hit the dancefloor to do her sexy diva stuff on there, on his own, chatting to various people, having a laugh and a joke with old friends.

Then, he is spotted by a couple that they have played with before, he is tall, and very kinky, she is much shorter, slim, and an absolute wildcat in bed... and just as kinky as him. They chat, and then Mr Kinky disappears, probably to the bar, leaving Mart and Mrs Kinky near the DJ booth.

Mart sits on a speaker box, and Mrs Kinky, who wasn't much for abiding by the rules, decides to sit on his knee, and starts to bump and grind, whilst snogging Mart.

Jayne heads over to grab a drink, and also joins in snogging Mrs Kinky, which elevates Mrs Kinky to levels of horniness that mean she's determined to be naughty, no matter how much Mart resists.

It soon becomes apparent that Mrs Kinky isn't wearing knickers under her very short dress, and as she is flashing Mart her stocking-tops and groping him, he's now got a rather obvious boner.

This drives Mrs Kinky wild, and soon a damp patch starts to spread on the thigh of Marts jeans, the result of Mrs Kinky getting excited.

Mart now tries to pull her closer to hide the wet patch, but in so doing she is getting hornier than a sackful of rhinos, and the wet patch gets larger, and larger!

In the end, Mart has to head to the loos, and stands with the hand-dryer blower aimed at the top of his legs for the next 10 minutes, as guys hand him paper towels to help mop up the mess (well, one or two do, the rest take the piss about how poor his aim was to have missed the urinal lol).

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

5. Its raining... indoors!

Another party, the first at this particular couples home, so its a new group of faces mostly for Mart and Jayne.

Things are going well, they even have a glitter ball and a stripper pole in the front room, which, has been cleared for dancing.

After a few s (Mart is driving), he needs the loo, so he heads towards the stairs.

He gets a couple of steps up, and feels droplets hitting him from above.

Could it be.... is it raining indoors?

Nope, one lady, stood at the top of the stairs, resplendent in black lingerie, is being vigorously finger-blasted by her hubby, which makes her squirt.... down the stairs, and all over Mart!

It did, however, break the ice so to speak, and a little later Mart and Jayne got to have a more "personal" demo of her squirting!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

They removed the word for a popular soft drink from the line about me driving lol!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

4. No!

The lady of the house was a sexy, short, curvy blond. There had been a few missed opportunities for play, but this time she was on the bed, snogging me (Mart), and Jayne was there too, alternating between Mrs Hostess and Mr Host, her hubby.

Things were going well, but as I started to take my shirt off, Mrs Hostess pulled me on top of her, so we were both pretty much still fully dressed, her minus her knickers, dress pulled up around her waist, stocking legs wrapped around me, me with my shirt undone, trousers and boxers sort of pulled down to about my knees, which was a little awkward. She was gently biting my lips, grabbing my cock, and generally getting us both worked up, but now and then, she would make as if she was pushing me away, before pulling me onto her again.

She said "condom", so I pulled away, got one on, and resumed where we had left off. I entered her, and she pulled me tight to her, whimpering and moaning as our rhythm sped up.

Her moans then started to turn to words... or, one particular word, which started to get louder, until I could make it out..."No!"

Time stood still, and my cock went from hero to zero in about half a second flat! Shit... had I done something wrong, what happened... I was confused!

She looked at me, and asked me why I had stopped. I looked at her, then Mr Host, and said I thought she had said "No"... and she said "I did, but I didnt want you to stop!"

That was her "thing", especially more so with new unknown swing partners, she liked to fantasise about being "taken" rough, fast and hard, whilst she protested... and apparently Mr Host was supposed to have briefed me!

Well, it took me a while to get back in the groove so to speak, after a shock like that, but eventually I rose to the occasion and carried on.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

6. Olympic diving.

Picture the scene.

An inflatable hot-tub in the garden.(Surrounded by a gazebo)

A warm evening.

Swingers.

Alcohol (lots).

Yup, naked bodies, and lots of naughtiness.

Tub was about 3 foot high at a guess, and getting in and out when pissed took a fair bit of wobbling and extra hands... slippery when wet lol!

The host thinks a small stepladder might help with getting in and out.

Then, somewhere in his drink-adled brain, a memory of those medals from diving surface, (on the TV, the Olympics 2012).

So, he mounts the stepladder, and announces his intention to dive into the tub, which is met with hoots of laughter,.... no-one thinks he's serious, until he launches forward.... unfortunately the stepladder decides to take it upon itself to distance itself from proceedings, and goes backward, meaning the host just faceplants into the tub, smacking his head on the bottom, …… which is only cushioned from the concrete by a blanket underneath the hot-tub, and the thin membrane of the bottom of the hot-tub!

So, there he is, semi-conscious, face down in the tub, his legs draped over the side... and everyone so pissed they just fall about laughing... until someone with medical training decides to fish him out and check on him.

Luckily, the host suffers nothing more than a fucking huuuuge lump on his noggin, and after a brief sit down indoors, he's back out tubbing it, and drinking more than is probably good for him considering he's probably got a concussion too lol!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And, finally, I think this is the last one.

2. Stolen phone.

Everyone remembers their first swinging experience, right?

Well, ours was memorable, and not just because I got a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt. (That's a whole other story lol)

We were newbies, on another site, and got chatting to a younger couple.

She was experienced, bi, had even briefly worked in a swingers club, but he was new to it.

We chatted, swapped details and even cammed, all very horny.

then they invited us to meet.

We decided to travel to them, book a hotel, and meet up in Birmingham for a few drinks. (Soft drinks for Mart).

The pub meet goes well, so we head back to our hotel.

We had a sexy boardgame which was supposed to help break the ice, and soon clothes were coming off.

He got cold feet for a short while, but after a brief halt to proceedings he was back on board so to speak, and off we went.

Jayne and the other fem (I'll call her Sue, I'll call the other guy Dan) had decided to put on a show for us guys, as it was Jaynes first proper bi experience, and boy did they, fingers, kissing, tongues, toys, sexy lingerie... shit, it was every mans dream, they even let us take pics!

Then we all got stuck in, Jayne with Dan, me with Sue, me with Jayne and Dan, sue with Jayne and Dan, you name it, we were all doing it (both guys are straight, so get that out of your mucky minds lol!).

It was going so well, we even stopped, got dressed, went and got a Burger King meal, came back and carried on!

So far, all was going great guns, as an intro to swinging I don't think it could have gone any better.

There was a natural pause, and we all fell asleep, waking up to have some more fun before they decided they had to get going.

Just as they had sorted themselves out, and were heading towards Jayne, who was waiting to let them out with a final kiss goodbye at the door, I noticed my phone wasn't where I had left it, and I mentioned this. Jayne looked at me... she knew I was very particular about wallet, keys, phone etc. They must have seen us exchange looks, as Sue suddenly announced they would help us look for it, and before anyone made a move, dived into the narrow gap between the bed and the wall of the en-suite, looking under the bed, and almost immediately announcing "I've found it!".

Well, that was a stroke of luck, wasn't it, her finding my phone within a second of looking for it....on the other side of the room from the shelf I'd purposely left it on!!!

I'll let you draw your own conclusions about what went on... but the post title indicates what I think happened.

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