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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin

I hate the little 8 legged wankers! First decent day in ages here so I left the window open half the day and a spider the size of a fckn dinnerplate crawls up beside me without a care in the world!

Am I the only one with an irrational girly fear of spiders?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No..

Im not a fan either..

Just suck it up the hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand their dangly legs. But can't kill them. So it's a a juggling act trying to find a glass and some card before they've run off and hidden before I can catch them

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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin

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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"No..

Im not a fan either..

Just suck it up the hoover "

If I took my eyes off him to go get the Hoover he'd disappear forever as he was on the arm of the couch (beside my head ofc...) and that's even worse! Had to be a slightly more brutal approach unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No..

Im not a fan either..

Just suck it up the hoover

If I took my eyes off him to go get the Hoover he'd disappear forever as he was on the arm of the couch (beside my head ofc...) and that's even worse! Had to be a slightly more brutal approach unfortunately"

Bleurghhh they make me shudder

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Brutal works for me... they have to die to set an example to other spiders not to trespass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two spider killing machines.... my cats

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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"Brutal works for me... they have to die to set an example to other spiders not to trespass

"

Yeah I was sure to put the charred carcass just outside the window to ensure the rest of the fuckers think twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to the spider first I ask them

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"I talk to the spider first I ask them

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

A pig farm enthusiast I take it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was never scared of spiders.

I was 16 and fell to sleep on my aunt's sofa.My cousin thought it would be funny to place one of there pet tarantulas on my face.

Now I'm scared of spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I talk to the spider first I ask them

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

A pig farm enthusiast I take it? "

Worse, I would genuinely consider a nuke if the spider was big enough.

I have an irrational fear of them, can’t stand them, made worse that where we live is surrounded by fields and farmland so the spiders that end up in the house are huge.

The biggest one so far I managed to pop it with the air rifle

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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"I talk to the spider first I ask them

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

A pig farm enthusiast I take it?

Worse, I would genuinely consider a nuke if the spider was big enough.

I have an irrational fear of them, can’t stand them, made worse that where we live is surrounded by fields and farmland so the spiders that end up in the house are huge.

The biggest one so far I managed to pop it with the air rifle "

I'd have pulverized that last bastard if I had a firearm to hand! He didn't go that easy unfortunately!

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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin

Also I live beside a canal... I know what you mean!

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By *ornyDubMan25 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"I was never scared of spiders.

I was 16 and fell to sleep on my aunt's sofa.My cousin thought it would be funny to place one of there pet tarantulas on my face.

Now I'm scared of spiders. "

I'd break someone's legs if they did that to me... family or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was never scared of spiders.

I was 16 and fell to sleep on my aunt's sofa.My cousin thought it would be funny to place one of there pet tarantulas on my face.

Now I'm scared of spiders.

I'd break someone's legs if they did that to me... family or not! "

I woke up when I felt it and I screamed and couldn't breath.That was three years ago and I still wake up in a panic if my blankets touch my face when im asleep.

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