FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest message you’ve received?

By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

Mine was from a bloke asking if I wanted to ride my express train into his tunnel.

As it happened, there were leaves on the line that day and my train couldn’t leave the station!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told that for health and safety reason's I needed scaffolding!

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I was told that for health and safety reason's I needed scaffolding! "

Hard hat and fluorescent jacket too?! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny x

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Very funny x"

Health & Safety is no laughing matter thank you... now where’s my clip board!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I do the inner legs scaffolding x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I was told I had an arse like a bag of spanners. That was quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we allowed to share pms now?

*I’m asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I want to leave the single market before the UK does?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I had an arse like a bag of spanners. That was quite funny

Made someone's nuts tighten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I want to leave the single market before the UK does?!"

That’s the best one I’ve ever heard!!! I’m stealing that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I want to leave the single market before the UK does?!

That’s the best one I’ve ever heard!!! I’m stealing that one "

Feel free, ive been using it on a certain 'dating' app ever since!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘I want to make you shake like a shitting dog’

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Did I want to leave the single market before the UK does?!

That’s the best one I’ve ever heard!!! I’m stealing that one

Feel free, ive been using it on a certain 'dating' app ever since!"

It’s a cracker!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I was told I had an arse like a bag of spanners. That was quite funny

Made someone's nuts tighten?

That was it. A lovely turn of phrase I thought!

Another one was, What are your favourite flowers? I need to know what to bring to the funeral when I murder your pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I want to leave the single market before the UK does?!"

Ha!! That's amazing!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I like a snake up my ass ,

Would i let a dog lick me out,

I did think it was a joke but with some messages I get on here , it wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't being serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined and hadn't set my filters a guy messaged me asking ' can I tongue punch your fart box'

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Alhamorah your legs and I’ll sytherin

That was yesterday’s

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I was told I had an arse like a bag of spanners. That was quite funny

Made someone's nuts tighten?

That was it. A lovely turn of phrase I thought!

Another one was, What are your favourite flowers? I need to know what to bring to the funeral when I murder your pussy. "

OMFG!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny, your face, not sure if it was a request or an insult, went unlos before I could respond

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Very funny x"

Happy to do the risk assessment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so cute and adorable

You even make a baby deer look like a pile of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asking could be put a baby I me. I mailed back to say a baby would never fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant believe my creme eggs didnt get a mention

Smhid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I want to leave the single market before the UK does?!

Ha!! That's amazing!!x"

I send that message out in bulk on tinder! x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘Is there a Greggs at the hospital?’ A funeral director picking up a client wanted to get lunch while he was waiting for the client

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