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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Currently engaging in a grim battle of wills between me and a beast of a house spider that I've trapped under a glass. Sadly on an uneven surface so the whole paper underneath trick isn't an option :/

Suggestions or words of encouragement please

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By *oi93Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Use the Hoover suck it right up problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give daddy a call

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

I’ll be right over to save you.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The paper thing will still work, you just need to "nudge" the spider on with the glass.

Cal

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Your on your own

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Run!!!

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

It will start crawling around the glass, then jus flip glass over, put paper on top and take outside and let free.

I have no beef with spiders they eat things I hate more

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How long does it take for a spider to starve to death? Is that too cruel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're doomed, the blanket is a goner

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

find a piece of card....... take it from the front of a cereal box.

Very gently and slowly, ease the glass onto the card.

It will work on an uneven floor.

Leave the glass on the floor.

Open the door.

Slide card over to the door, pick up carefully , supporting the card.

Put the glass down. Gently lay on it's side and then go in until spider goes off.

Failing that hit the fucker with a hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make friends with it .

House spiders munch their way through all the bogglins that live in our homes. Bogglins that are bad for us . So chat to your multi legged friend and give her a name .

Larger spiders tend to be female . Male spiders are jolly small and make a splendid meal for lady spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just pick them up by the leg and put them out the window x

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Burn your house to the ground!!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I have no beef with spiders they eat things I hate more "

Marmite, sprouts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamethrower?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Use the Hoover suck it right up problem solved "

A little bit cruel and unkind, what’s spidey done to deserve that treatment

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Update I've been rescued from the evil spider :D :D

Very much enjoyed the suggestions, particularly hitting it with a hammer and flamethrower

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Did the spider get to live???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever find yourself in Spider trouble again get yourself one of these...

https://www.robertdyas.co.uk/the-buzz-spider-catcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairspray and a lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s fair to say that a large scale exothermic reaction is needed here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move house...don’t tell spider where you are moving to....you’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate spiders, they do get hit with a slipper when found in the house or sucked up the hoover. We tried putting them outside but they just come back in

Ginger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I hate spiders, they do get hit with a slipper when found in the house or sucked up the hoover. We tried putting them outside but they just come back in

Ginger "

Who kills your flies n other creepies in the little micro world you know nothing of ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate spiders, they do get hit with a slipper when found in the house or sucked up the hoover. We tried putting them outside but they just come back in

Ginger

Who kills your flies n other creepies in the little micro world you know nothing of ?"

Pass, I know it's the wrong thing to do, but they have to go, I have a terrible phobia of them and even get panic attacks sometimes when I see them so all rational thought goes out the window.

Ginger

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

House spiders die outside so you might as well just kill them outright, unless you're giving them the opportunity to come inside again.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Let it go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it go"

Don't start her off

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would have to leave the house and let someone else go in to get rid of it

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Let it go"

Can't hold it back anymore

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Let it go

Don't start her off

Too late

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Did the spider get to live???"

Yes, it was removed by a braver person than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it go

Don't start her off

Too late

*Heads to sofa fort*

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"If you ever find yourself in Spider trouble again get yourself one of these...

https://www.robertdyas.co.uk/the-buzz-spider-catcher"

Annoyingly we have one, I just couldn't find it

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Move house...don’t tell spider where you are moving to....you’re welcome

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just pick them up by the leg and put them out the window x"

Which leg?

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I hate spiders, they do get hit with a slipper when found in the house or sucked up the hoover. We tried putting them outside but they just come back in

Ginger

Who kills your flies n other creepies in the little micro world you know nothing of ?

Pass, I know it's the wrong thing to do, but they have to go, I have a terrible phobia of them and even get panic attacks sometimes when I see them so all rational thought goes out the window.

Ginger "

Completely on your wavelength there, they're just horrible and scary and have too many legs :/ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it got tattoos?

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Let it go

Don't start her off

Too late

*Heads to sofa fort*"

Hahahaha you do realise Elsa has ice powers right? Pillows aren't going to be much use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it go

Don't start her off

Too late

*Heads to sofa fort*

Hahahaha you do realise Elsa has ice powers right? Pillows aren't going to be much use

I've got the fire on. That'll work, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it go"

Alright Elsa.

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By *addys_Little_Princess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Let it go

Don't start her off

Too late

*Heads to sofa fort*

Hahahaha you do realise Elsa has ice powers right? Pillows aren't going to be much use

I've got the fire on. That'll work, right?"

Hmmmmmmmm I feel like fire won't stop an Ice Queen in full flow :P x

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