FabSwingers.com forum: Cotton buds

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Clean the filter on your Dyson she's not sucking hard enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clean the filter on your Dyson she's not sucking hard enough

Hahah

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Go to a walk in centre. They will remove it easily.

You can do it yourself , with tweezers , but if you slip .... it's bye bye ear drums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ? "

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to a walk in centre. They will remove it easily.

You can do it yourself , with tweezers , but if you slip .... it's bye bye ear drums."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to a walk in centre. They will remove it easily.

You can do it yourself , with tweezers , but if you slip .... it's bye bye ear drums."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

Men are not supposed to stick things in many places but they persist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend had to go to hospital because she got a cotton bud stuck in her ear, had to get it drained. The doctor told her to put nothing smaller than her elbow in her ear...she didn’t understand what this meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend had to go to hospital because she got a cotton bud stuck in her ear, had to get it drained. The doctor told her to put nothing smaller than her elbow in her ear...she didn’t understand what this meant

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Cotton buds are safe to use bud.

The key to it is to twist them in the direction the cotton is twisted on to the stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice. "

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Do you have a Karcher pressure washer? That'll shift it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a Karcher pressure washer? That'll shift it."

Hahaha my mate is using it at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out."

I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.

I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ? "

I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......

Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.

I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?

I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......

Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?"

Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a Chameleon to hand? Bud removal and ear clean at same time. Winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you got a Chameleon to hand? Bud removal and ear clean at same time. Winner winner chicken dinner

Until yesterday I had one but one of my friend needed in order to wash his cheesy bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence "

You buy this crap from amazon to save a quid and yet you claim to be fabulous...?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.

I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?

I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......

Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?

Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on"

Then you might orgasm when you fiddle around to get it out.

If you don't get it out soon it will hatch.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

When I was at medical school they told us the best way to clear a bit of cotton from the ear was to push it out with a cotton bud inserted through the contralateral ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ? "

Have you tried poking it out with another cotton bud?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence

You buy this crap from amazon to save a quid and yet you claim to be fabulous...?

Hahaha touché but my clothes cost me a fortune so have to save from somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Have you tried poking it out with another cotton bud?

Thank you Nikki ! Now I have two wad of cotton stucked in there !

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

You make

Me wee with laughter Mr. Bearded ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.

I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?

I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......

Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?

Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on

Then you might orgasm when you fiddle around to get it out.

If you don't get it out soon it will hatch. "

Even if I don't eat after midnight ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You make

Me wee with laughter Mr. Bearded ha ha ha "

For once I am not even joking

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Come here I'll give it a good suck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come here I'll give it a good suck. "

Anytime but would I be able to suck on your tities afterward ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried sneezing? The pressure in the ear will blow it out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.

I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.

I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction

The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.

I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?

I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......

Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?

Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on

Then you might orgasm when you fiddle around to get it out.

If you don't get it out soon it will hatch.

Even if I don't eat after midnight ? "

Nothing but slow sensual removal will stop the hatching.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Come here I'll give it a good suck.

Anytime but would I be able to suck on your tities afterward ? "

Heres me trying to help you out and this is how I'm treated?

Yes ok but don't tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a trustworthy friend and a pair of thin pointy tweezers such as you can buy for ingrowing hairs?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Get a pair of these and a Mummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCXhnnEtjk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a long shot but try a Chameleon, put a wax worm into the affected ear and hold Chameleon close to the area, with any luck Chameleon's tongue will catch wax worm and hopefully bring out the cotton bud too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You make

Me wee with laughter Mr. Bearded ha ha ha "

Really ? I don't think he'd fill the Echo Arena.

He's just a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of a long shot but try a Chameleon, put a wax worm into the affected ear and hold Chameleon close to the area, with any luck Chameleon's tongue will catch wax worm and hopefully bring out the cotton bud too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence "

That's where you went wrong then, you obviously don't have Chinese ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try sending in a trained fly if you happen to have one.

But then you might need to send in a spider to catch the fly. And then even a bird to catch the spider.

Actually scrub that. No telling where it might end.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's the second chameleon suggestion. Would attending the club have a similar effect?

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

Men are not supposed to stick things in many places but they persist. "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Warm water to soften it? (The cotton tip lol!)

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Never put cotton buds in the ear. It will push wax further in and cause it to become impacted. A very painful condition. I speak from experience. Recommend micro suction every couple of years. A simple out-patient process that can correct hearing and improve balance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite endeavours, poking in your ears with cotton buds.

Most pleasurable whilst taking a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not supposed to stick them in your ears, it says it on the package

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

Attach air line to other ear and blow it straight out.....simples

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You need to wank into a cup, wait exactly 44 mins for the contents of the cup to become extremely tacky and sticky. Pour into your ear, then insert a lolly pop stick and wait 2 mins then remove.

All contents of your ear will come out. Sorted.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Close your mouth. Pinch your nostrils, to close them and blow down your nose - as hard as you can for 4-6 minutes.

The problem will definitely go away if you do that!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

A real man removes cotton bud cotton from the ear with a blowtorch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ? "

Allow me to come and tongue it or of your ear. I've a long one.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

PLEASE tell us you've gone to your local walk-in centre for professional help!

Don't cheap out on plasticky personal care products from China! Buy the 50p paper stemmed ones from Sainsburys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you offered to lend her your elbow...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poke something longer into the other ear and push it out that way

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course

I smell a waxy rat

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course

I smell a waxy rat

I wouldn't fib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course

I smell a waxy rat

I wouldn't fib

Just read up on Beardeds condition and indeed you do need to be naked so you can insert the straw into his rectal passage, then blow hard into it, thus dislodging said rogue bud.

Sorry for doubting you

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course

I smell a waxy rat

I wouldn't fib

Just read up on Beardeds condition and indeed you do need to be naked so you can insert the straw into his rectal passage, then blow hard into it, thus dislodging said rogue bud.

Sorry for doubting you

Sounds excessive I was just going to have him jump up and down a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold your nose and blow.

*this is not the first time I’ve said this today

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hold your nose and blow hard - it'll pop right out!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hold your nose and blow.

*this is not the first time I’ve said this today "

Haha, snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course

I smell a waxy rat

I wouldn't fib

Just read up on Beardeds condition and indeed you do need to be naked so you can insert the straw into his rectal passage, then blow hard into it, thus dislodging said rogue bud.

Sorry for doubting you

Sounds excessive I was just going to have him jump up and down a bit

Oh. Then he'd need to see an eye specialist after dick slapping himself in the peepers

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Have a nice warm bath, like back so your ear is under the water... the cotton bud should swell a bit and make it easier to reach. You're welcome

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"You're not supposed to stick them in your ears, it says it on the package

1. Name a viable/sensible/real

use for cotton buds (definitely used to be called ear buds!) other than ear cleaning?

2. Since when have men bothered with instructions????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to wank into a cup, wait exactly 44 mins for the contents of the cup to become extremely tacky and sticky. Pour into your ear, then insert a lolly pop stick and wait 2 mins then remove.

All contents of your ear will come out. Sorted."

I really think this could work????

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?

Men are not supposed to stick things in many places but they persist. "

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"You need to wank into a cup, wait exactly 44 mins for the contents of the cup to become extremely tacky and sticky. Pour into your ear, then insert a lolly pop stick and wait 2 mins then remove.

All contents of your ear will come out. Sorted.

I really think this could work????"

Possibly. For me it'd be because my ear would be retching and would vomit it out

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Did you get it out yet? Have I missed that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get it out yet? Have I missed that?"

Yes my friend managed to get it out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Stop sticking things in places you shouldn’t

Glad it’s out

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Funniest thing on here all day!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Did you get it out yet? Have I missed that?

Yes my friend managed to get it out "

Beltin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not supposed to stick them in your ears, it says it on the package

1. Name a viable/sensible/real

use for cotton buds (definitely used to be called ear buds!) other than ear cleaning?

2. Since when have men bothered with instructions????"

1. Removing make up

2. Applying cream to a burn wound

3. Apying antiseptic ointment and other similar medications

Cotton buds/swabs are not supposed to be used to clean your ear canals. You can clean the outside of the ear canal with a finger and natural shape of the canal allows the water to clean the inside without having to do anything else.

If there's a build up of wax, there are other methods like earwax softener or visiting your doctor.

Ear buds make it worse if anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ? "

Hit up someone with a veri of “sucks better than a dyson”

That’ll do it

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ? "

we never understand thread like this, or ones that appear on FB, asking for advice when its clear you need medical assistance, or is it a 'chat with me' thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !

I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !

I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!

Any ENT specialist ?

we never understand thread like this, or ones that appear on FB, asking for advice when its clear you need medical assistance, or is it a 'chat with me' thread?"

I actually was looking for a wank, didn't you get the analogy ?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Did you get a wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get a wank?

Unfortunately no.

No one fell for it !

I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Did you get a wank?

Unfortunately no.

No one fell for it !

I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far "

I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get a wank?

Unfortunately no.

No one fell for it !

I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far

I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked

People seem to prefer vax nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you get a wank?

Unfortunately no.

No one fell for it !

I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far

I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked

People seem to prefer vax nowadays "

That's how I keep so clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get a wank?

Unfortunately no.

No one fell for it !

I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far

I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked

People seem to prefer vax nowadays

That's how I keep so clean

So I heard

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over a year ago

"Did you get a wank?

Unfortunately no.

No one fell for it !

I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far

I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked

People seem to prefer vax nowadays

That's how I keep so clean

So I heard

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