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"Whoops.. " Heheh. Its only because i was looking forward to 666 | |||
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"Whoops.. " This is becoming and habit of yours  | |||
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"Whoops.. Heheh. Its only because i was looking forward to 666" The number of the beast. | |||
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"Whoops.. This is becoming and habit of yours "It's a habit I'm trying to kick | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP "I'm used to it now. | |||
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"Whoops.. Heheh. Its only because i was looking forward to 666" It will soon be here | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now."No one should be used to it. What do you have planed instead? You are more than welcome to join me for ready player one today.
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"Whoops.. Heheh. Its only because i was looking forward to 666 It will soon be here" Sounds ominous. | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now."Still doesn't make it any easier to deal with x | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now."Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
No one should be used to it. What do you have planed instead?
You are more than welcome to join me for ready player one today.
"Nothing yet. Just a lazy day. Alright you're on lol | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Still doesn't make it any easier to deal with x "I know, ah well lol x | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like "Eh? | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
No one should be used to it. What do you have planed instead?
You are more than welcome to join me for ready player one today.
Nothing yet. Just a lazy day.
Alright you're on lol "Yay movie buddy. Lets go. Im game. | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
No one should be used to it. What do you have planed instead?
You are more than welcome to join me for ready player one today.
Nothing yet. Just a lazy day.
Alright you're on lol
Yay movie buddy. Lets go. Im game. "See you in a few hours? Could've asked when I was in Essex lol | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx" Want.. | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
No one should be used to it. What do you have planed instead?
You are more than welcome to join me for ready player one today.
Nothing yet. Just a lazy day.
Alright you're on lol
Yay movie buddy. Lets go. Im game.
See you in a few hours? Could've asked when I was in Essex lol"Lol shame i know. But who knew.  | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx"  not fair | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
No one should be used to it. What do you have planed instead?
You are more than welcome to join me for ready player one today.
Nothing yet. Just a lazy day.
Alright you're on lol
Yay movie buddy. Lets go. Im game.
See you in a few hours? Could've asked when I was in Essex lol
Lol shame i know. But who knew. "You do now sugartits x | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx Want.." It was delicious x | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx not fair "What's not fair xx | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx Want.. It was delicious x" Better eat a bigger meal than that before tonight. Nothing worse than being distracted by hunger. | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx Want.. It was delicious x Better eat a bigger meal than that before tonight. Nothing worse than being distracted by hunger. "But what if she’s got and hunger for cock? | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx Want.. It was delicious x Better eat a bigger meal than that before tonight. Nothing worse than being distracted by hunger. "What's tonight xd | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx not fair
What's not fair xx"I want bacon, only got hot cross buns in  | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English " Ooo good idea. Stealing it. | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English Ooo good idea. Stealing it. " Yep I’m full of good ideas like that | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English " I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? | |||
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"Well that bacon sarnie was nice xx not fair
What's not fair xx
I want bacon, only got hot cross buns in "I still have bacon xxd | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? " Not such thing when it comes to a full English | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English " My kinda woman | |||
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"Morning "Morning | |||
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"Morning
Morning "Just gonna have a quick scroll and catch up! | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English My kinda woman "I once ate two in a day, my dad did a lush one for us all at breakfast on holiday once and I enjoyed it that much I had one for lunch while we were out that day | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English My kinda woman
I once ate two in a day, my dad did a lush one for us all at breakfast on holiday once and I enjoyed it that much I had one for lunch while we were out that day "A friend an I had a two day long BBQ in the early 00's it was epic | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English My kinda woman
I once ate two in a day, my dad did a lush one for us all at breakfast on holiday once and I enjoyed it that much I had one for lunch while we were out that day "I'm really hungry now | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English My kinda woman
I once ate two in a day, my dad did a lush one for us all at breakfast on holiday once and I enjoyed it that much I had one for lunch while we were out that day
I'm really hungry now "Same  | |||
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"Trying hard not to mention that there seems to be a lot of ladies on here who sound to love English sausage "The meatier the better x | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English My kinda woman
I once ate two in a day, my dad did a lush one for us all at breakfast on holiday once and I enjoyed it that much I had one for lunch while we were out that day
I'm really hungry now "I still have bacon and there's jumbo sausages in the freezer xx | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English My kinda woman
I once ate two in a day, my dad did a lush one for us all at breakfast on holiday once and I enjoyed it that much I had one for lunch while we were out that day
I'm really hungry now
I still have bacon and there's jumbo sausages in the freezer xx"Yours would be jumbo
Morning btw | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home "Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out | |||
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"Might go local cafe and treat myself to a full English I had one at work on Thursday as I was feeling a little bit delicate. Now I really want another but I think two in three days is a little excessive? Not such thing when it comes to a full English My kinda woman
I once ate two in a day, my dad did a lush one for us all at breakfast on holiday once and I enjoyed it that much I had one for lunch while we were out that day
I'm really hungry now
I still have bacon and there's jumbo sausages in the freezer xx
Yours would be jumbo
Morning btw "Well I blame the hubby and hi xx | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home
Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out "BBW & M BBQ Sausage fest 2018 | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like
Eh?"m We’d like to meet you? To make up for your let down? Lol | |||
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"I do apologise for lowering the tone of sausage talk "Theres always one! Nice change for it not to be me  | |||
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"I do like a bit of sausage." I had sausage yesterday with homemade chips and beans xx | |||
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"I do apologise for lowering the tone of sausage talk
Theres always one!
Nice change for it not to be me "Give it time. Youll be back to your old ways. | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like
Eh?m
We’d like to meet you? To make up for your let down?
Lol"Oh lol. Do excuse me, I'm flattered but I'm not looking for a fuck, it was a social lol. | |||
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"I haven’t had a burger for years, the kids are on to me to make some of my own x " I make my own fried chicken burgers they are my comfort food. | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home
Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out "I’m already organising one social for us It’s never enough for you bloody men is it? | |||
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"I do apologise for lowering the tone of sausage talk
Theres always one!
Nice change for it not to be me
Give it time. Youll be back to your old ways. "Zackly! Slaves just making my second coffee....will be back on form straight after | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home
Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out
I’m already organising one social for us
It’s never enough for you bloody men is it? "Tbf one sausage is never enough for us either! | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like
Eh?m
We’d like to meet you? To make up for your let down?
Lol
Oh lol. Do excuse me, I'm flattered but I'm not looking for a fuck, it was a social lol."Social would be fine, we’re on the hunt for a bi lady for C to get comfy with and learn how to play with a woman ha. But if that’s not for you don’t worry x | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home
Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out
I’m already organising one social for us
It’s never enough for you bloody men is it? " sorry curvy, we are really appreciative that you are already arranging the social for us. I wasn't suggesting that you should do this one too x | |||
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"I had a burger from a diner yesterday, it was so tasty I wanted to shove it up my cunt but I know id get frowned upon by the other customers." Holy trinity of randomness batman. I wasnt ready to read that. I actually just chked on my hot choc. | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home
Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out
I’m already organising one social for us
It’s never enough for you bloody men is it?
sorry curvy, we are really appreciative that you are already arranging the social for us. I wasn't suggesting that you should do this one too x"But if you ever need a chef and decide to do a bbq im avalible. | |||
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"I had a burger from a diner yesterday, it was so tasty I wanted to shove it up my cunt but I know id get frowned upon by the other customers." | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home
Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out
I’m already organising one social for us
It’s never enough for you bloody men is it?
sorry curvy, we are really appreciative that you are already arranging the social for us. I wasn't suggesting that you should do this one too x"I know I’m only busting your chops | |||
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"I had a burger from a diner yesterday, it was so tasty I wanted to shove it up my cunt but I know id get frowned upon by the other customers. Holy trinity of randomness batman. I wasnt ready to read that. I actually just chked on my hot choc. "Muwahaha | |||
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"Don’t start on bbq season my friends are already putting in orders for my homemade burgers I do cheese melt beef ones, pork and cider ones and minted lamb ones If I dare turn up to a bbq without them they’d send me home
Mmmm, I think we need a BBW&M BBQ social meet sorting out
I’m already organising one social for us
It’s never enough for you bloody men is it?
sorry curvy, we are really appreciative that you are already arranging the social for us. I wasn't suggesting that you should do this one too x
I know I’m only busting your chops "Consider them busted | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like
Eh?m
We’d like to meet you? To make up for your let down?
Lol
Oh lol. Do excuse me, I'm flattered but I'm not looking for a fuck, it was a social lol.
Social would be fine, we’re on the hunt for a bi lady for C to get comfy with and learn how to play with a woman ha. But if that’s not for you don’t worry x"Thank you, I'm flattered but looking for friends with benefits so I can fuck them until the cows come home and make me walk like John Wayne. Not ready for 3somes yet. | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like
Eh?m
We’d like to meet you? To make up for your let down?
Lol
Oh lol. Do excuse me, I'm flattered but I'm not looking for a fuck, it was a social lol.
Social would be fine, we’re on the hunt for a bi lady for C to get comfy with and learn how to play with a woman ha. But if that’s not for you don’t worry x
Thank you, I'm flattered but looking for friends with benefits so I can fuck them until the cows come home and make me walk like John Wayne. Not ready for 3somes yet. "Can’t blame you for that haha! No problem x | |||
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"Sorry to hear about your let down OP
I'm used to it now.
Rediculous. We’d love to make up for it for you. Just what we like
Eh?m
We’d like to meet you? To make up for your let down?
Lol
Oh lol. Do excuse me, I'm flattered but I'm not looking for a fuck, it was a social lol.
Social would be fine, we’re on the hunt for a bi lady for C to get comfy with and learn how to play with a woman ha. But if that’s not for you don’t worry x
Thank you, I'm flattered but looking for friends with benefits so I can fuck them until the cows come home and make me walk like John Wayne. Not ready for 3somes yet.
Can’t blame you for that haha! No problem x"Lol thanks x | |||
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"Jesus saturday is bringing out the filth. "Its good isn't it xx | |||
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"Jesus saturday is bringing out the filth.
Its good isn't it xx"I dont quite know what to do with myself. Its been a while since ive let the freak flag fly.
Guess i meed some "me" time. Brb.
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? " Morning | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning "Morning blue, how's you mate? | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? " Morning, pervert! | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning, pervert!" I say there madame, one is not perverted. | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate? "I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though | |||
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"Jesus saturday is bringing out the filth.
Its good isn't it xx
I dont quite know what to do with myself. Its been a while since ive let the freak flag fly.
Guess i meed some "me" time. Brb.
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? " Morning telex x | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning, pervert! I say there madame, one is not perverted. " If that is the case, one shall block the non perverse right now as one has no need for thee | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate?
I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though "Whats happening at 5.30? | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning, pervert! I say there madame, one is not perverted. If that is the case, one shall block the non perverse right now as one has no need for thee "Please Don't, I am truly sorry, it won't happen again, I promise. I'll change you'll see. | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate?
I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though
Whats happening at 5.30?"Football, Manchester Derby | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning, pervert! I say there madame, one is not perverted. If that is the case, one shall block the non perverse right now as one has no need for thee
Please Don't, I am truly sorry, it won't happen again, I promise. I'll change you'll see. "Alright then
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning, pervert! I say there madame, one is not perverted. If that is the case, one shall block the non perverse right now as one has no need for thee
Please Don't, I am truly sorry, it won't happen again, I promise. I'll change you'll see.
Alright then
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate?
I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though
Whats happening at 5.30?
Football, Manchester Derby"Oh no! Football is banned on this thread.....the mere mention of the word results in immediate deactivation of your account! | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning, pervert! I say there madame, one is not perverted. If that is the case, one shall block the non perverse right now as one has no need for thee
Please Don't, I am truly sorry, it won't happen again, I promise. I'll change you'll see.
Alright then
Thank you, you won't regret it I promise. You complete me as a man. " sounds like someone needs a cage! | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate?
I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though
Whats happening at 5.30?
Football, Manchester Derby
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"Jesus saturday is bringing out the filth.
Its good isn't it xx
I dont quite know what to do with myself. Its been a while since ive let the freak flag fly.
Guess i meed some "me" time. Brb.
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate?
I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though
Whats happening at 5.30?
Football, Manchester Derby
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Still seems to be working "We've got Liverpool derby, fuckin red cunts. Come on the blues. | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate?
I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though
Whats happening at 5.30?
Football, Manchester Derby
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? " Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning, pervert! I say there madame, one is not perverted. If that is the case, one shall block the non perverse right now as one has no need for thee
Please Don't, I am truly sorry, it won't happen again, I promise. I'll change you'll see.
Alright then
Thank you, you won't regret it I promise. You complete me as a man.
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Morning
Morning blue, how's you mate?
I'm good thanks, not sure how I'll be feeling after 5.30 though
Whats happening at 5.30?
Football, Manchester Derby
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx" You're still a filthy fucker though. | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx You're still a filthy fucker though. " How would you know xx | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx You're still a filthy fucker though. How would you know xx" Blue told me. | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx You're still a filthy fucker though. How would you know xx Blue told me. "Must have me confused with someone else xx | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx You're still a filthy fucker though. How would you know xx Blue told me.
Must have me confused with someone else xx"Sorry Kat I'm just being silly. I'm in a mischevious mood today. X | |||
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx You're still a filthy fucker though. How would you know xx Blue told me.
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx You're still a filthy fucker though. How would you know xx Blue told me.
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"Morning you filthy fuckers, what's going on? Oiiiii I'll have you know I'm shower fresh and ready to eat xx You're still a filthy fucker though. How would you know xx Blue told me.
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Ive heard stories kat.
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Ive heard stories kat.
Really I'm an xx
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"Yous are all full of shit. I wouldn't trust any of yeh with a warm loaf.
Can I sniff your warm loaf please? "Such a tart nets you really are x | |||
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"Yous are all full of shit. I wouldn't trust any of yeh with a warm loaf. "You are the worst of the worst then worse still x | |||
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"Do I dare dye my hair a purpley red? " You only live oncex | |||
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"Lots of lying buggers on here this morning
I prefer to be on all 4s actually xx
With your bunny tail, up in the air I hope? x"You don't really want my bunny tail x | |||
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Who you support blue? Or is that a silly question?
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"I'm fuckin bored and supposed to be going out with lads to watch match but really can't be arsed. Someone tell me something good please. Well 5 weeks today you’ll be in the company of a few of us mad lot. What more could you want x "Is it only 5 weeks? Are you bringing your other half Angie or leaving him at home so you can be naughty xx | |||
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"I'm fuckin bored and supposed to be going out with lads to watch match but really can't be arsed. Someone tell me something good please. Well 5 weeks today you’ll be in the company of a few of us mad lot. What more could you want x
I feel sorry for yous. You're gonna have to put up with me for the day. X"Lol, you’ll be thinking that after meeting me x | |||
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"I'm fuckin bored and supposed to be going out with lads to watch match but really can't be arsed. Someone tell me something good please. Well 5 weeks today you’ll be in the company of a few of us mad lot. What more could you want x
Is it only 5 weeks? Are you bringing your other half Angie or leaving him at home so you can be naughty xx"Me naughty, not sure these young men are interested in an old woman lol. I don’t know should hopefully find out what shift he’s on soon x | |||
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Who you support blue? Or is that a silly question?
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"I'm fuckin bored and supposed to be going out with lads to watch match but really can't be arsed. Someone tell me something good please. Well 5 weeks today you’ll be in the company of a few of us mad lot. What more could you want x
Is it only 5 weeks? Are you bringing your other half Angie or leaving him at home so you can be naughty xx
Me naughty, not sure these young men are interested in an old woman lol. I don’t know should hopefully find out what shift he’s on soon x "I'm sure your very in demand Angie and hopefully he can make it xx | |||
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"I'm fuckin bored and supposed to be going out with lads to watch match but really can't be arsed. Someone tell me something good please. Well 5 weeks today you’ll be in the company of a few of us mad lot. What more could you want x
Is it only 5 weeks? Are you bringing your other half Angie or leaving him at home so you can be naughty xxI intend to be very naughty"Good for you x | |||
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"Just picked up a few more raffle prizes in the Ann summers sale too I’m getting very excited! " Ohhh that sounds fun xx | |||
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"Just picked up a few more raffle prizes in the Ann summers sale too I’m getting very excited! Ohhh that sounds fun xx" Oh lots of fun surprises in store | |||
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"I'm fuckin bored and supposed to be going out with lads to watch match but really can't be arsed. Someone tell me something good please. Well 5 weeks today you’ll be in the company of a few of us mad lot. What more could you want x
Is it only 5 weeks? Are you bringing your other half Angie or leaving him at home so you can be naughty xx
Me naughty, not sure these young men are interested in an old woman lol. I don’t know should hopefully find out what shift he’s on soon x
I'm sure your very in demand Angie and hopefully he can make it xx"Hmm, we will see x | |||
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"Just picked up a few more raffle prizes in the Ann summers sale too I’m getting very excited! Ohhh that sounds fun xx Oh lots of fun surprises in store "I don't like surprises | |||
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"Just picked up a few more raffle prizes in the Ann summers sale too I’m getting very excited! Ohhh that sounds fun xx Oh lots of fun surprises in store
I don't like surprises
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"I'm fuckin bored and supposed to be going out with lads to watch match but really can't be arsed. Someone tell me something good please. Well 5 weeks today you’ll be in the company of a few of us mad lot. What more could you want x
Is it only 5 weeks? Are you bringing your other half Angie or leaving him at home so you can be naughty xx
Me naughty, not sure these young men are interested in an old woman lol. I don’t know should hopefully find out what shift he’s on soon x
I'm sure your very in demand Angie and hopefully he can make it xx
Hmm, we will see x "I'm jealous of you all x x | |||
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"Just picked up a few more raffle prizes in the Ann summers sale too I’m getting very excited! Ohhh that sounds fun xx Oh lots of fun surprises in store
I don't like surprises
You’ll like these x
I'm going to need some convincing "Oh I’m sure you will join in and enjoy each one x | |||
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Is it only 5 weeks? Are you bringing your other half Angie or leaving him at home so you can be naughty xx
Me naughty, not sure these young men are interested in an old woman lol. I don’t know should hopefully find out what shift he’s on soon x
I'm sure your very in demand Angie and hopefully he can make it xx
Hmm, we will see x
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