FabSwingers.com forum: What can you hear right now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can hear my neighbours dog pining as it's owners have gone out for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The news

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

BBC news.

And a ringing in my ears

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Bloody Adele

(I'm in a cab)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

silence.......................................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train tracks rattling underneath me

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Bloody Adele

(I'm in a cab)"

With Adele?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Bloody Adele

(I'm in a cab)

With Adele?"

Yeah. She's chattering away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a video call to an ex workmate - shes screaming and sat on her kitchen worktop as her hubbie is trying to catch a spider - so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicar of Dibley.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Bloody Adele

(I'm in a cab)

With Adele?

Yeah. She's chattering away"

Quick get her autograph

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Traffic driving by my flat and the door beeper in the shop underneath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tele.... the cat snoring and my rasping chest.... Manflu .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh local news

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

Mrs Complaining of a backache

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By *aptain BangalotMan
over a year ago

SW London

Can hear someone outside in the garden... can hear him taking out a knife...can hear him walking into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dog snoring"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of my finger typing this comment. So relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bathroom light humming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tv and the fan in the bathroom

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Something strange from the t.v..oh it's a voice

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By *aptain22Man
over a year ago

Manchester

The tinnitus in my ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voices..

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By *ilouise41Couple
over a year ago

leicester

My bloody dog barking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Adele

(I'm in a cab)"

Yes a Hackney cab!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking some bollox in a beer garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all.

I'm in bed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have tinnitus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gogglebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaky blinders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my living accommodation, The sound of happy drinkers in the pub

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Golf

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Peaky blinders"

Box set ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peaky blinders

Box set ?"

Netflix lol

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

My dishwasher

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Voices..i hear voices...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

My music..

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An owl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog and her two puppy daughters softly snoring

. Beautiful

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"My dog and her two puppy daughters softly snoring

. Beautiful

Aww

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"An owl"

Is it doing that damn phone number again?

28 20 28 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*comment like Bravo*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intro music for GOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*comment like Bravo*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An owl

Is it doing that damn phone number again?

28 20 28 20

Exactly! I think there's two of them, presumably a male and female swapping mobile numbers

too-wit too-woo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*comment like Bravo*

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over a year ago

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"An owl

Is it doing that damn phone number again?

28 20 28 20

Exactly! I think there's two of them, presumably a male and female swapping mobile numbers

too-wit too-woo"

Haha... Pretty cool though

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The River and an Owl

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"The River and an Owl"

Now that sounds a lot more pleasant and relaxing!

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Voices in my head

, Na bit of Coldplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence. In bed,alone. Sigh

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Jay sneezing.... Xx

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

The lesbian next door on the couch haha at least she got sum company tonight ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamster running round the wheel

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The sea and the clock ticking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My deep breathing...relaxing me for sleep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV and the clock ticking... Or is that my life ebbing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr D playing guitar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screaming.

I always go in fab when I’m pissed up and driving the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tinnitus, I can hear my own ears whaling at me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

the cat snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The car idling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have tinnitus, I can hear my own ears whaling at me "

Awful tinnutus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snooki on jersey shore

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Cheffy snoring gently beside me.... I love listening to him sleep, he's so peaceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr M snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My breathing nothing else

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Mr M snoring

Haha!!! TB is doing the same after we both had a night on the strong stuff!!! I however can’t sleep until I sober up

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A JRT snoring quietly.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A non stop ring......

A clock tiking

And a cat snoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Babestation soundtrack. I only tune in for the music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentle snoring from the other side of the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle snoring from the other side of the bed. "

Dude, your bed snores, gently.

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

"Gentle snoring from the other side of the bed. "
av you wore them out av ya haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music, celine dion - surprise surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog snoring n my music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Music, celine dion - surprise surprise

It was Cilla Black that sang, Surprise Surprise.

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

"Music, celine dion - surprise surprise

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think twice

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A dripping tap. Really need to fix it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dripping tap. Really need to fix it."

Would drive me insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owls in the woods as I'm dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloody birds doing the dawn chorus.

Wish they had a volume control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The down pipe from my guttering has fallen away... So it sounds like an endless torrent of water outside my bedroom window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bin lorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain splashing on the window. One of my favourite sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mrs in the kitchen cooking breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls...

It's funny though because I think I'm so used to hearing them I actually tune out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women screaming

Weight lifting commonwealth games

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

Complete silence.

Just white noise

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Kettle boiling

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Birds

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By *cotsman_and_herCouple
over a year ago

North Somerset

Our bedroom is in the attic, so I can hear the rain hitting the roof tiles. One of my favourite sounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vibrator

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Nothing, haven’t put my hearing aids in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Elephants running across the landing.

Oh no wait, that's the kids

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Mrs N in bed panting and sighing aka snoring.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

A Shih Tzu snoring on the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my alarm but trying to ignore it

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Telly

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Intro music for GOT.

Which episode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birdsong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commonwealth games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Wood pigeons and red kites!

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

"Wood pigeons and red kites!"
what noise does a kite make thought they just float in the wind haha

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

The noisey water fairies.... I’m trying to sleep for a change, we don’t wake you up when ur sleeping... grrrrr.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Wood pigeons and red kites!what noise does a kite make thought they just float in the wind haha"

I'm sure you are trying (and failing) to be funny, but a red kite is a bird.

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"I can hear my neighbours dog pining as it's owners have gone out for the evening

Nutters on LBC

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

The rain and a bird x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Machines running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clock ticking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vibrator

Doing some ground works?

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

"vibrator

Doing some ground works?"

nice way to start a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

My dogs walking on the floor downstairs and my girlfriend turning pages next to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bloody tinnitus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 10 year old olds running around the house since 7 after a sleep over

, noisy little monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds tweeting and the grumble of hot tub jets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 10 year old olds running around the house since 7 after a sleep over

, noisy little monkeys

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wow your brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids snoring a few cows in the field behind me and some birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spent 5 minutes hearing to the most enormous bee which popped in through the window for a brief visit/explore.

Gorgeous 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screaming.

I always go in fab when I’m pissed up and driving the bus.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

The talking box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog barking

My son kicking a football off the garage door which is driving me nuts

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Smoke alarm going off I burnt toast but at least they all work

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Rain...... Just constant rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birdsong, the honking of a goose, the rattling of a metal farm gate and someone sawing wood in the distance.

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

My neighbours arguing again they never stop. .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear rain and wood pigeons. It's quite pleasant.

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The birds ... tweeting and singing

My dog Toby snoring and my fridge freezer whirring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fan in the bathroom

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"The fan in the bathroom

Sorry didn't think you could here me in your bathroom. .. hehe. .xx

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear the TV and the incubator whirring and a chick cheeping in it.

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"6 10 year old olds running around the house since 7 after a sleep over

, noisy little monkeys

wow your brave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fan in the bathroom

Sorry didn't think you could here me in your bathroom. .. hehe. .xx"

Keep it down huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking lala land

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hear the TV and the incubator whirring and a chick cheeping in it. "

Aww I love that. Such an exciting time waiting for cocks to hatch

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"The fan in the bathroom

Sorry didn't think you could here me in your bathroom. .. hehe. .xx

Keep it down huh?"

I can't it keeps coming up. .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain, traffic & screams from the pleasure beach..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Aww I love that. Such an exciting time waiting for cocks to hatch

Slip of the tounge there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear jimi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Aww I love that. Such an exciting time waiting for cocks to hatch

Slip of the tounge there?? "

Ooops... damn phone! Obviously I write cocks more than chicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you what i can't hear; rain nor the sound of water dripping from saturated leaves, and for that i'm glad.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sky sports commentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peacocks! Even the rain doesnt stop them sqwarking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boom boom boom, but that's from my neighbours music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a plane flying over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr paterson giving a speech on human behaviour

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Laughter and chatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our dog snoring.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Just the telly. Next door kids and my birds asleep. No parties no fireworks.

Lovely peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A band doing a cover of Hanging on the Telephone at a local festival

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cars on the road and a snoring dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog dreaming, probably chasing bunnies bless her.

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

The dog farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geese and the hum of traffic.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The village owl and the River

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The river at the end of my drive. The window is open, it’s lovely

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Air con

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stereophonics playing in the living room whilst chilling on the decking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinnitus.....24/7, it really isnt nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend complaining about his hangover and trying to convince me to make him food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Ice cream man. Crickets, kids playing, the ding of knife and forks on plates, people chatting, wind chimes, birds singing and the creak of the garden swing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plane, birds, music, the odd car.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Music & people chatting at poolside

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Bloody lawnmowers!! It does my tree in. Every time there’s a hint of sunshine they’re all stood there reviving their lawnmowers up raring to go. It drones on all day. Noisy devils

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