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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Things you can say both at the dinner table and in the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like more sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Pass the knife’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill your face

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Moist enough for you?

Fancy another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im grateful for what I'm about to receive.

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

That was delicious xx

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Can i have the bill please

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Can I have more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please sir.. can I have some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have the bill please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Does that taste funny to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoon"

That’s awfy demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi, don’t double dip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm so moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve missed some on your chin

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I need some stuffing please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t wait until my grandmother gets here and joins us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too fishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I lick the plate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soggy bottom but tastes good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's lovely to have you all join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg or breast.

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By *oi93Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

It's a little salty

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By *oi93Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"It's too fishy"

Oft that's rough haha thanks for the giggle there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me a sausage

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Open wide (feeding a child)

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Do you want a refill

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Oops, the cream dribbled down my finger

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

You’re supposed to suck that, not chew it

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

Just one more?

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

I love a good roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good roast "

Now there's a dinner time thought

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Can you taste cheese???.

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Thats gone right through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in one way out the other

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By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

cw9

I’m full !

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I love a good roast

Now there's a dinner time thought "

Particularly enjoy my roasts nice and meaty

But let's not forget the veg.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good roast

Now there's a dinner time thought

Particularly enjoy my roasts nice and meaty

But let's not forget the veg..... "

Your in luck, have a good joint of beef

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I love a good roast

Now there's a dinner time thought

Particularly enjoy my roasts nice and meaty

But let's not forget the veg.....

Your in luck, have a good joint of beef "

Mind if I tuck in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good roast

Now there's a dinner time thought

Particularly enjoy my roasts nice and meaty

But let's not forget the veg.....

Your in luck, have a good joint of beef

Mind if I tuck in? "

Feel free, don't get too greedy though it's quite filling

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle


"I love a good roast

Now there's a dinner time thought

Particularly enjoy my roasts nice and meaty

But let's not forget the veg.....

Your in luck, have a good joint of beef

Mind if I tuck in? "

you want any desert

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I love a good roast

Now there's a dinner time thought

Particularly enjoy my roasts nice and meaty

But let's not forget the veg.....

Your in luck, have a good joint of beef

Mind if I tuck in?

Feel free, don't get too greedy though it's quite filling "

Well that filled a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pie

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By *aptain BangalotMan
over a year ago

SW London

Don’t put chillies on that or you’ll regret it

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'll just have a little nibble....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops, you peed on the table

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle


"I'll just have a little nibble...."
get your own

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own"

Share please, let's not be greedy...

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own

Share please, let's not be greedy..."

There's plenty to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its gone a bit dry... do you still want to eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own

Share please, let's not be greedy..."

This Princess shares??

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Would you like my sausage?

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own

Share please, let's not be greedy...

This Princess shares?? "

Haha nope, I'm asking other people to! Royalty is exempt from sharing

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own

Share please, let's not be greedy...

This Princess shares?? "

tuck in everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own

Share please, let's not be greedy...

This Princess shares??

Haha nope, I'm asking other people to! Royalty is exempt from sharing "

Typical one rule for the aristocracy and one role for the subjects huh!

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By *cot611Man
over a year ago

carterton

God Damn!!! That spit roast was unreal... now what's for afters???

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own

Share please, let's not be greedy...

This Princess shares??

Haha nope, I'm asking other people to! Royalty is exempt from sharing

Typical one rule for the aristocracy and one role for the subjects huh!"

Well I like to have my cake and eat it

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

What a delightful spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just have a little nibble.... get your own

Share please, let's not be greedy...

This Princess shares??

Haha nope, I'm asking other people to! Royalty is exempt from sharing

Typical one rule for the aristocracy and one role for the subjects huh!

Well I like to have my cake and eat it "

That's the whole idea of cake. I bet you don't have Asda chocolate delight though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's so big, you've got to grin to get it in

Drizzled with jus?

Sliced or whole cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was lovely mum.

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Here comes the choo choo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was lovely mum."

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Them people over there are looking

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By *unning LinguistMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You'll never fit all of that in your mouth

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Whats your specials

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Don’t worry about it, everything goes straight in the dishwasher anyway.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

And, how about an extra 15% as a tip..

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

No! You can’t leave until EVERYONE has finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s for the three bird roast?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

It’s, er, spotted dick.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I’m going to have to undo a button..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick get something to clean the spillage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you dare spit that out x

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Please.. Start, you doing want it going cold...

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Now then, Anyone for seconds..?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

There’s no way that’s supposed to be for 6!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I don’t know why you’re always trying to pinch mine..

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Up for seconds / round 2

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Mmm creamy

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

Lets av a taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is very fishy LOL

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Liquor anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't rush it. You'll get indigestion.

Come and get it.

It's ready, first come first served.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Things you can say both at the dinner table and in the bedroom.

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This is lovely and moist!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Can I tempt you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm what's that taste...its really unusual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! Run out of glasses, now what can I drink my prosecco out of?...

Peach x (that's the answer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This tastes delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the table or on your lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a hair in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a hair in my mouth "

Bleurghhhh

Peach x

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By *ustkeith123Man
over a year ago

Bolton upon dearne

Anyone for seconds

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