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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knew I shouldn't have eaten a choc bar now sitting here all hot and bothered as its a trigger for my hyperhydrosis.

What do you do on a regular basis but know you shouldn't because of the effect it has

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Have sex, it makes me want more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have sex, it makes me want more

trust you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

So the answer is then?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

So the answer is then?? xx

I would rather give up sex than choc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

Even the purple ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking, I hate that I smoke... try to give up every year but always seem to end up back on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Fall in Love

2. Trust People

3. Wind up the locals down the pub

4. Chase badgers

5. Send ridiculous text messages at 3am

6. Drink coffee before I go to bed

7. Pontificate

8. Arrogantly write on the forums

9. Stare at the same 9 profiles everyday

10. Sit here and make up useless lists in the hope that my vacuous and empty life is a figment of an overactive imagination and believe that my comments have a profound impact on the lives of the people that read them. Justifying my undying yearn to be accepted in a "community" ANY "community", even if its one made up of sex maniac's who have become equally devoid of emotion as myself, but kid themselves that they are having "fun" to add meaning to their own life full of dissapointments

11. Forget to take my meds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoking, I hate that I smoke... try to give up every year but always seem to end up back on it

I just gave up giving up and so far ive managed ta stick to it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pauly you are a silly boy you shouldn't need to be reminded to take your meds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

Even the purple ones

That's what I just had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

Even the purple ones

That's what I just had

Purple people eater xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

Even the purple ones

That's what I just had

Purple people eater xx

It was a 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater ... Showing my age now cheers soapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hyperhydrosis.

Do whatter now xx

Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off

Even the purple ones

That's what I just had

Purple people eater xx

It was a 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater ... Showing my age now cheers soapy

Aye me grandad told me about that record xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink milk. It gripes my stomach, makes me pass the most toxic smelling wind and acts like a laxative. Yet every now and then I'll make myself a banana and vanilla milkshake, knowing it's going to cause my digestive track problems.

I have milk, a fruit bowl of bananas and vanilla...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whatever soapy

just remember what I said about age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12. Continue to spit bile and rant, because I am having a hard job getting over myself

13. Let people make me believe I am beautiful for just a second before they turn around and say "Paul, I dont really know how to say this, but...."

14. Ignore all attempts to silence me as I continue to smash apart what are, in reality, the already broken ruins of my life

15. Fail consitently to find someone to reignite the dulled embers of a fallen heart, instead relying on the "lighter fuel" of sex, to make it burn brightly and hot for but a moment (make up your own jokes) before diminishing and settling back to the hardened stone that it is

16. Revewal far too much of my personal life on forums populated by people that really couldnt give a rats current bun, about me

17. Pretend to be a single woman (other profile) and then back ou of meets to balance up the "we hate single men" threads

18. Pretend to be a couple (yet another profile) and back out of meets to ensure that everyone catches the shit as its being flung around

19. Write far too many lists on a forum for peeople who still dont understand how television works (ooh magic squarey box type thing, me love)

20. Forget where I put my meds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever soapy

just remember what I said about age

Yeah ya said ya were older than me xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drink milk. It gripes my stomach, makes me pass the most toxic smelling wind and acts like a laxative. Yet every now and then I'll make myself a banana and vanilla milkshake, knowing it's going to cause my digestive track problems.

I have milk, a fruit bowl of bananas and vanilla...

Step away from them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever soapy

just remember what I said about age

Yeah ya said ya were older than me xx

you bugger that's not what I meant Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pauly come here I will sort your meds out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21. Continue to find meaning in what is a world devoid of meaning

22. Drink far too much, then get mardy and come on the forums and make pointless lists which are by now (if not with the very first one) pissing you all off

23. Pray for death to release me from this prison some call life

24. Laugh with irony at the threads posted every 5 days, including but not limited too, "length or girth", "arse or tits", "all single men are bastards", "I hate time wasters", "Is my profile excellent", "When was the last time you floated in a spunk bubble"

25. Forget my own name in the vain hope that I can claim citizenship in a country that has more sun than rain

26. put myself down (thus denying the opportunity to the forum members)

27. Wake up in a hedge with a traffic cone, a can of condensed milk (always carnation for some reason), three pheasant feathers, and a foxes glacier mint stuck to my forehead

28. Find cat vomit in my shoe, when I dont actually own a cat

29. Avoid my community "outreach" worker, as the fucker keeps sedating me

30. Shove my meds up my arse, when they are in fact not supposetries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex, it makes me want more

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It has the same effect on me for some reason

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over a year ago

LOL@ Pauly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Fall in Love

2. Trust People

3. Wind up the locals down the pub

4. Chase badgers

5. Send ridiculous text messages at 3am

6. Drink coffee before I go to bed

7. Pontificate

8. Arrogantly write on the forums

9. Stare at the same 9 profiles everyday

11. Forget to take my meds"

*Hugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL@ Pauly

I am having;

A) an emotional crisis

B) a Very bad day

C) A moment of clarity in what is, in the most part, a life cloudy with pointless dreams and ambitions, 99% of which are unachieveable, because of the beyond ridiculous nature of life itself, which seems to run along the lines of "struggling? Why not struggle some more? Buy new "your life's fucked up" now in 330ml cans". Not tha I would expect any of you to take a blind bit of notice, you are all too bust fapping or fabbing, or time wasting, or genuflecting to te gods/goddess of the forum in the hope that they will "lol" an approval at you

And you LOL at me? I despair.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What do you do on a regular basis but know you shouldn't because of the effect it has

Ask people to pull my finger.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Knew I shouldn't have eaten a choc bar now sitting here all hot and bothered as its a trigger for my hyperhydrosis.

What do you do on a regular basis but know you shouldn't because of the effect it has

bread...not regular but at least once a week i am tempted...and suffer for it the next day

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"LOL@ Pauly

I am having;

A) an emotional crisis

B) a Very bad day

And you LOL at me? I despair....."

Why the feck do you live so far away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL@ Pauly

I am having;

A) an emotional crisis

B) a Very bad day

And you LOL at me? I despair.....

Why the feck do you live so far away!"

Because I am on the run from a drug addled, self induced, coma like childhood, that saw me running "errands" for gentlemen who brought new meaning to the word "intimidating", whilst been haranged by ladies of negotiable virtue (but never more than a monkey mate).

Because the gods have seen fit to cast me into the farthest reaches of this hallowed isle, in the hope that my madness goes unnoticed, because of my love of strawberries and my absolute refusal to watch television unless I am on it.

Because 3 days ago, I watched a group of people dressed in spandex perform what can only be described as "abortion (with added ice-pick)", or in there words, a midsummer nights dream, and i cried, not out of pleasure or joy, but the sheer lunancy of these mind numbingly trite middle class muppets, trying to recapture a youth that in actual fact, they never bloody had

Because at some point along the way I got lost, and nobody bothered enough to come find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in lust with Pauly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in lust with Pauly x"

Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in lust with Pauly x

Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on"

hows the head this morning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in lust with Pauly x

Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on

hows the head this morning ? "

Its ok, a couples profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in lust with Pauly x

Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on

hows the head this morning ?

Its ok, a couples profile?

Had it ages

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