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By *ornylittlesub OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't have said you where fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they? "

No! No! No! Look at those sexy curves.

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

x


"Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they? "

I just block the clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think yourself lucky op. I had you're not that fat for an ugly bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they? "

Fucking hell you're about a million miles from fat, did you tell them to visit specsavers?

I do frequently get that though which is probably true in my case

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By *ornylittlesub OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Think yourself lucky op. I had you're not that fat for an ugly bird "

lol...srry i should't laugh, you might be serious.....on here you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they? "

And you should have told him to take out his white stick more often x you are stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one woman say to a guy I was meeting. ‘She looks okay for an older woman’!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think yourself lucky op. I had you're not that fat for an ugly bird

lol...srry i should't laugh, you might be serious.....on here you never know. "

Nah I'm joking

But I did get one from a guy who based his whole message about how much he loved the larger ladies as there's more to hold on to... Cheers then

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The most common one I get is age related.

"you can't be/don't look 47" or words to that effect

Yeah like I'm going to lie about my age & make myself older than I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely wouldn't say you were a fat lass, curves in all the right places yes, but not fat, I wouldn't kick you out of my bed xx

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I had 'your photos are getting better' yesterday. Th...thanks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My backhanded compliment nice boobs how much did they cost x!! All real here just grew my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they? "
No way you are fat.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

They usually mention how 'I don't look too bad for an older woman'

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By *ornylittlesub OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"I had one woman say to a guy I was meeting. ‘She looks okay for an older woman’!

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This kind of thing. They actually DO think they are complimenting you..i don't think there is any malice intended, but you do have to think...Really? WTF.

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By *ornylittlesub OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"I definitely wouldn't say you were a fat lass, curves in all the right places yes, but not fat, I wouldn't kick you out of my bed xx"

Why thank you. But you do know that ALMOST qualifies.."I wouldn't kick you out my bed". lolol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I always like the surprised 'oh, you're quite pretty for someone as old as you' type backhanders. And that they don't care I'm podgy because the side effect is big pillowy boobs.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Not quite a back handed compliment but wins typo of the day - “ I’d love to see my mum dripping from your pussy”!! He was most embarrassed lol

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they? "

Do you contact guys first? That's an awful reply! I just say no thanks, no need to be abusive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They usually mention how 'I don't look too bad for an older woman' "

Yes I get that, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had. Nice body for a short guy a few times

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Not sure it counts but there's that one that we all get "wow, you're too hot to be on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few today.."your not bad looking for a fat burd"...Why, thanks!(NOT what i responded with btw lol) was one of them....Who has had theses, and what were they? "

Why though?. Just why??

A woman in every sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I definitely wouldn't say you were a fat lass, curves in all the right places yes, but not fat, I wouldn't kick you out of my bed xx

Why thank you. But you do know that ALMOST qualifies.."I wouldn't kick you out my bed". lolol "
had to inject a bit of humour, seriously, I love your figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think yourself lucky op. I had you're not that fat for an ugly bird "

I just get you're an ugly fat bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had more than one man say "Isn't your skin soft".

What, for an old woman you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was called a senior gent lol . Does that mean I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think yourself lucky op. I had you're not that fat for an ugly bird

I just get you're an ugly fat bird "

Yeah...I mostly get that in fairness... ah... that was a happy day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think yourself lucky op. I had you're not that fat for an ugly bird

I just get you're an ugly fat bird

Yeah...I mostly get that in fairness... ah... that was a happy day "

I like being someone's "big bitch"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Someone said to my face after meeting me that they thought i was going to be a stupid woman but i wasnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was called a senior gent lol . Does that mean I'm old "

Really? Your only middle aged

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

When we had vag pic up one guy complimented Mrs Ns vagina but then said he'd ask for a meet but doubt he'd touch the sides. Cheeky so n so. Blocked us too.

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By *irimusMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Your genitals are satisfactory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After bravely popping up a face pic (first and last time) - “Now I’ve seen your face, I understand why you got your tits done”. Still makes me chortle years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After bravely popping up a face pic (first and last time) - “Now I’ve seen your face, I understand why you got your tits done”. Still makes me chortle years later. "

Amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the “oh you’re actually quite cute”, as though because I’m fat, I’d be a howler...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After bravely popping up a face pic (first and last time) - “Now I’ve seen your face, I understand why you got your tits done”. Still makes me chortle years later. "

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

In the last week I’ve been called a fat slag and a chubby, over the hill, slag

Guess they were a little sore I said no, thanks!

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By *ornylittlesub OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"In the last week I’ve been called a fat slag and a chubby, over the hill, slag

Guess they were a little sore I said no, thanks! "

These i get all the time...usually, like you say, after a "no thanks"....but not sure they are back handed compliments though lol....just down right abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are people so bothered about height... were all the same height horizontal

Plus it means I can get away without wearing heels if I meet someone the same height as me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You’re hot...for a girl with short hair’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘You’re hot...for a girl with short hair’ "

I like your hair! It's one of the reasons why I think you're hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘You’re hot...for a girl with short hair’

I like your hair! It's one of the reasons why I think you're hot "

Aw thank you

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Meet now, you look hot enough, I'm desperate to cum and been let down.

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill


"In the last week I’ve been called a fat slag and a chubby, over the hill, slag

Guess they were a little sore I said no, thanks!

These i get all the time...usually, like you say, after a "no thanks"....but not sure they are back handed compliments though lol....just down right abuse. "

I wasn’t either of those things until I said no, in fact “the blonde looks hot” until then, I don’t find them offensive, I just think; phew! Lucky escape

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"‘You’re hot...for a girl with short hair’ "

You're just hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had " love your physique and I like a fair fight in bed " - I replied with " well at least im sturdy enough to still be alive when you get off "

To be fair, he was a professional comedian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good grief people are so rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had “you’re not the worst looking guy I’ve been with”...

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Well, I've just fabbed away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I've just fabbed away! "

If you weren't straight I'd do your shithole my mate

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well, I've just fabbed away!

If you weren't straight I'd do your shithole my mate"

I'd like to see that you romantic devil you!

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth


"Well, I've just fabbed away!

If you weren't straight I'd do your shithole my mate"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You're to nice !

Errr hello I can be a dirty old man

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