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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in my wholesalers this morning, and a box of mini, 99 size flakes just fell into my trolly, with such a selfless act I obviously couldn't return them to the shelf, so anyone want to come and help look after 144 flakes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Couldn't you pop them in the top of a pint of Guinness. Great idea if you ask me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Stick em on the bar. Better than piss stained peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell them to women and when flakes fall on there cleavage offer too lick them clean .

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I'll bring ice-cream x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sell them to women and when flakes fall on there cleavage offer too lick them clean . "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes wish i owned a pub .id put sprinklers on and wet everyone and offer to dry clothes .be wet and wild

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I was in my wholesalers this morning, and a box of mini, 99 size flakes just fell into my trolly, with such a selfless act I obviously couldn't return them to the shelf, so anyone want to come and help look after 144 flakes"

I can do a good impression of the Flake lady in the bath.....fact!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !!"
I take it you like Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sometimes wish i owned a pub .id put sprinklers on and wet everyone and offer to dry clothes .be wet and wild "
want a job

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness"
Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love a flake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit "
seeing as we serve, according to my customers, the best and cheapest Guinness in town, you are more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I love a flake "
you can have mine anytime

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit seeing as we serve, according to my customers, the best and cheapest Guinness in town, you are more than welcome"
Do you do the Shamrock mottiff thingy lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit seeing as we serve, according to my customers, the best and cheapest Guinness in town, you are more than welcome Do you do the Shamrock mottiff thingy lol ??"
meh, we are a boozer, not a poncy trendy place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes wish i owned a pub .id put sprinklers on and wet everyone and offer to dry clothes .be wet and wild want a job"

You after busty barmaid ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit seeing as we serve, according to my customers, the best and cheapest Guinness in town, you are more than welcome Do you do the Shamrock mottiff thingy lol ?? meh, we are a boozer, not a poncy trendy place lol "
Haha fair enough. But do you pour it for the recommended 119.5 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit seeing as we serve, according to my customers, the best and cheapest Guinness in town, you are more than welcome Do you do the Shamrock mottiff thingy lol ?? meh, we are a boozer, not a poncy trendy place lol Haha fair enough. But do you pour it for the recommended 119.5 seconds "
is the pope Catholic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit seeing as we serve, according to my customers, the best and cheapest Guinness in town, you are more than welcome Do you do the Shamrock mottiff thingy lol ?? meh, we are a boozer, not a poncy trendy place lol Haha fair enough. But do you pour it for the recommended 119.5 seconds is the pope Catholic"
Them I'm on my way

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or put a load of them in a big bowl and whoever guesses the correct amount of flakes in the bowl wins the lot . And a free pint of Guinness !! I take it you like Guinness Love it . I'll expect a free pint if I ever visit seeing as we serve, according to my customers, the best and cheapest Guinness in town, you are more than welcome Do you do the Shamrock mottiff thingy lol ?? meh, we are a boozer, not a poncy trendy place lol Haha fair enough. But do you pour it for the recommended 119.5 seconds is the pope Catholic Them I'm on my way "
* Then ffs

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