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If you were allowed to give one swift kick to the nads of any one man....who would you choose?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Chris Coleman, just can't stand the man. No particular reason just a gut reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Osborne

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Is that not discremination, why stop at one

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Fergie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Oliver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy fucking Clarkson, I'd kick his bollocks and nail his bell end to his brow, can't think of a more irritating twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fergie lol "

Think he'd have swapped the result today for a full-on hoofing

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can't belive I am tge first to say,

my boss !!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"Fergie lol

Think he'd have swapped the result today for a full-on hoofing "

Yeah but he still wont admit Utd were crap today. Knobhead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy ****ing Kyle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think jeremy kyle is funny, he even looks a bit funny, i dont agree with everything he says though. I used to like kilroy.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Harry Hill.

I have something much better in mind for Jeremy Kyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean that its not allowed!!!!

oppssss

Cali

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be telling!

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

Russell Brand

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Russell Brand"
oh no im not having any of that.....he has something very sexual about him...so hes not allowed to be kicked in the nads

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think


"Jeremy fucking Clarkson, I'd kick his bollocks and nail his bell end to his brow, can't think of a more irritating twat."

+ 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie Oliver."

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By *opman69Man
over a year ago

Wrexham

Tony Blair just so long as I am allowed two kicks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Gaga lol!

Not really, just an excuse for a chuckle

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Tony Blair just so long as I am allowed two kicks!"
he can have Russells one

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Jeremy Kyle

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Jeremy Kyle

Yes...he would have it twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

george galloway, git!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i have someone in mind but not anyone famous or off here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon cowell, just 1 kick tho? Gok wan mario balotelli, any wife beater Peter mandleson you have started me now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"george galloway, git!!"
+1

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

The person that arranged to meet me next weekend and then dropped off the face of the earth after I booked and paid for hotel. . sigh..lesson learnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Mcrririck, the nose picking bogey eating stomach churning oaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Russell Brandoh no im not having any of that.....he has something very sexual about him"

Yeah, ..... he's a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The person that arranged to meet me next weekend and then dropped off the face of the earth after I booked and paid for hotel. . sigh..lesson learnt"

Kinell....

next time let them pay up front and then if you wanna go halves, do it when you meet..at least then you wont waste any money on assholes

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Russell Brandoh no im not having any of that.....he has something very sexual about him

Yeah, ..... he's a cunt "

Bad Language as well as chis n fips? Tut tut Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louis spence. So annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Russell Brandoh no im not having any of that.....he has something very sexual about him

Yeah, ..... he's a cunt Bad Language as well as chis n fips? Tut tut Jack "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could think of one a two but i aint saying lol xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I could think of one a two but i aint saying lol xx"
Let us know when u want to do it il get ya some stepladders hun

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Peter Hitchens...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

david cameron but would be soo hard to stop at 1 kick to the nads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few women who could do with one in the direction of the crutch too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedy Dave Cameron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedy Dave Cameron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could think of one a two but i aint saying lol xxLet us know when u want to do it il get ya some stepladders hun"

Arrh thank you darling but believe you me if i had ta jump that far id find a way lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary barlow or louis walsh?

Yeah..... I am watching x factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Brown - but I'd want a slow motion replay too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alex salmond ,prat,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alex salmond ,prat,"

He needs to be slapped round the head with a 20lb salmon. Feckin dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simon cowell for being a talentless fuckwit and a face ya wanna slap.sod kicking him though a bullit between the eyes would be more effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the gym manager

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My ex husband, but am i also allowed to slit his throat and leave him hanging upside down

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Russell Brandoh no im not having any of that.....he has something very sexual about him

Yeah, ..... he's a cunt "

PMSL, spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now guys, leave poor Jezza alone, he's a legend lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow a lot of tension in this thread !

Ill settle for the first banker who thought hed take it upon himself to screw our country over and treat himself to a new ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a few women who could do with one in the direction of the crutch too "

Yep one woman who ripped me off for some money years ago deserves a kick in the slats from me if I ever see her again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely kicking a woman in the crotch wouldnt have the same effect ? if im wrong im reading the g spot book upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"surely kicking a woman in the crotch wouldnt have the same effect ? if im wrong im reading the g spot book upside down "

I dunno .... but a kick in the slats still hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it really ? ive often wondered but its not really something you bring up over a candle dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry when I said a candle dinner I meant burning on the stake.....same thing he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now now guys, leave poor Jezza alone, he's a legend lol!!

"

agreed, I keep saying he should run the country

Cali x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now now guys, leave poor Jezza alone, he's a legend lol!!

agreed, I keep saying he should run the country

Cali x"

+1

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Simon Cowell for wrecking the music industry

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Simon Cowell for wrecking the music industry"

That happened long before Cowell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowell for being Simon Cowell

Im not jealous one bit !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Russell Brandoh no im not having any of that.....he has something very sexual about him...so hes not allowed to be kicked in the nads "

I think he might quite enjoy it

I'd love a night with sexy Russell yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dull answer, but my EX ...and his bint

bitter? moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy fucking Clarkson, I'd kick his bollocks and nail his bell end to his brow, can't think of a more irritating twat."

Arwwwww... am I allowed to shag him first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now now guys, leave poor Jezza alone, he's a legend lol!!

agreed, I keep saying he should run the country

Cali x"

He would deffo get it sorted out...no messing!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon Cowell for being Simon Cowell

Im not jealous one bit !! "

I want to shag him aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

estae agents car sales men solicitors and by then my foot would have dropped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Russell Brand....what a complete cock ! no offence above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and save the best one fro wayne rooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon Cowell for being Simon Cowell

Im not jealous one bit !!

I want to shag him aswell "

Id gladly be his "paid" bitch he he

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

lady gaga...

what do you means that isn't a bloke!!!

seriously though.. there isn't really one person i despise enough to take a nad shot...

oops.. tell a lie... wayne rooney!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GAGA NOOOOOOO !! shes the hottest thang on telly purely because shes weird much more interesting than the sugarbabes lol

wayne rooney ill que up for though

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Bruce Forsyth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bruce Forsyth"

Oh I say madam... Is one permitted to air ones displeasure towards a knight of the realm...?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Bruce Forsyth

Oh I say madam... Is one permitted to air ones displeasure towards a knight of the realm...?"

YES, he's a .....................

Pick your own word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes maaam thats what she put" Qe "well I hit him with a sword " !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

micheal owen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf Hitler as he's making his most famous live broadcast speech just at the point that he thrusts his salute so that he ends up bent over pointing at the floor, then turn to watch the mass military crowd copy and bend over in ignorant obedience to follow him.

I'd have to be invisible though to carry it off, I can talk my way into most parties but a 6'2" black man wouldn't have been able to sneak into that gathering!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Adolf Hitler as he's making his most famous live broadcast speech just at the point that he thrusts his salute so that he ends up bent over pointing at the floor, then turn to watch the mass military crowd copy and bend over in ignorant obedience to follow him.

I'd have to be invisible though to carry it off, I can talk my way into most parties but a 6'2" black man wouldn't have been able to sneak into that gathering!"

But a blonde haired blue eyed woman could do it for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would kick myself in the testicles, because you numpties would get it wrong

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I didn't know we were allowed to go back in time and be invisible... in that case...

Tim Wiese, June 27, 2010.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex Man u player Ronaldo.

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By *on101bristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol

George Bush Snr on the night he was planning to concieve George Bush Jnr! 2 for 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself.

I've never felt it before and kind of curious to find out.

That doesn't mean that i'm asking anyone else to do it to me ..... or that i've looking for fun involving pain to the balls

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton


"Russell Brand oh no im not having any of that.....he has something very sexual about him...so hes not allowed to be kicked in the nads "

kind of agree with you... but his something very sexual about him is his misses... Katy "latex" Perry... um lets kick him the nads Femme if only so we can play with Miss Perry while Russell is laid up with swollen nads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* stands well back

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I didn't know we were allowed to go back in time and be invisible... in that case...

Tim Wiese, June 27, 2010."

In that case, my Dad just before he was gonna conceive my sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its got to be Pigdick

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Chris Addison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy fucking Clarkson, I'd kick his bollocks and nail his bell end to his brow, can't think of a more irritating twat."

+1

S xx

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