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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I ruled the world, bruschetta would be calorie free and in every store you enter, vegan icecream would actually taste better than regular icecream and grown individuals wouldn’t have to hide there swinging lifestyle.

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban Vegan Icecream & vaping... Make it illegal to incorrectly use 'their' and 'there'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh,,i dunno,,id be dizzy with excitement

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"If I ruled the world, bruschetta would be calorie free and in every store you enter, vegan icecream would actually taste better than regular icecream and grown individuals wouldn’t have to hide there swinging lifestyle.

What would you do?"

If I ruled the world Vegan everything would be the norm ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I ruled the world, bruschetta would be calorie free and in every store you enter, vegan icecream would actually taste better than regular icecream and grown individuals wouldn’t have to hide there swinging lifestyle.

What would you do?

If I ruled the world Vegan everything would be the norm ??

"

Whoa now calm down, vegan everything!? let’s ease that one in there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ban Vegan Icecream & vaping... Make it illegal to incorrectly use 'their' and 'there'."

You don’t want to give the cows there milk back?

Sorry couldn’t help myself

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd have a forcefield around me and my home so that I am immune from my hellish neighbours. Just them. The others are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ban Vegan Icecream & vaping... Make it illegal to incorrectly use 'their' and 'there'.

You don’t want to give the cows there milk back?

Sorry couldn’t help myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, what is a vegans opinion of "swallowing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of interest, what is a vegans opinion of "swallowing""

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have a forcefield around me and my home so that I am immune from my hellish neighbours. Just them. The others are lovely.

"

Just put a feral weasel in their bedroom window lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make every man, woman and child practice golf every Saturday for 2 hours, so when the Alien invasion comes, we can bore them to death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rename countrys after got countrys

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Rename countrys after got countrys"

Eh?

I would make people who can't post intelligible stuff on the forums after a few beers go and have a good long hard look at themselves to think about what they've done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As opposed to 1984 where there is a 2 minute hate I would introduce a 2 minute love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make not indicating on roundabouts punishable by public flogging

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"As opposed to 1984 where there is a 2 minute hate I would introduce a 2 minute love"

Didn't John Lennon try that a few years back?

Love, peace and bananas to everyone

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Every day would be the first day of spring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make everyone wake to a Disney sine so they wake up happy and smiling haha I know it will drive us crazy in end but then we will be a different type happy haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would make every man, woman and child practice golf every Saturday for 2 hours, so when the Alien invasion comes, we can bore them to death!"

I ahh, i actually like gulf

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm glad you asked OP.

I would construct a giant flying castle and assemble an army of flying monkeys.

My subjects would adore me despite my harsh, nay brutal regime. I would outlaw wasps and also annex France.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I ruled the world, bruschetta would be calorie free and in every store you enter, vegan icecream would actually taste better than regular icecream and grown individuals wouldn’t have to hide there swinging lifestyle.

What would you do?

If I ruled the world Vegan everything would be the norm ??

"
.

I've got some vegan leather shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm glad you asked OP.

I would construct a giant flying castle and assemble an army of flying monkeys.

My subjects would adore me despite my harsh, nay brutal regime. I would outlaw wasps and also annex France."

Title of book 2 would be “The return of the wasp king” I do like French cuisine so annex asap please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day would be the first day of spring."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would construct giant indoor watersports centres so that people could surf and SUP safely all year round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon naps for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would construct giant indoor watersports centres so that people could surf and SUP safely all year round!"

I’m sure eye candy life guards weren’t part of this decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ruled the world, imagine that

I'd free all my sons, I love 'em love 'em baby

Black diamonds and pearls

Could it be, if you could be mine we'd both shine

If I ruled the world

Still livin' for today, in these last days and times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd appoint a deputy ruler and delegate it all to them. Then change the bits I didn't like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women and men would have equal desire to have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would construct giant indoor watersports centres so that people could surf and SUP safely all year round!

I’m sure eye candy life guards weren’t part of this decision "

Actually not at all, the bad weather's just been driving me crazy not being able to get out on the water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually i DO RULE THE WORLD

aint ya ever wondered why its soooooo FUCKED UP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make all the men wear high heels every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make all the men wear high heels every day "

no,no,no,,i like men to be men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make all the men wear high heels every day

no,no,no,,i like men to be men "

But am a bitch

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Women and men would have equal desire to have sex"

Then nothing would get done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women and men would have equal desire to have sex

Then nothing would get done

"

Probably only the essentials but we would all be very happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make it the law that people had to speak and listen..

Not just speak.

Talking at people or bragging would be punishable by voice box removal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd make it the law that people had to speak and listen..

Not just speak.

Talking at people or bragging would be punishable by voice box removal.

"

Might end up being a pretty silent world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd make it the law that people had to speak and listen..

Not just speak.

Talking at people or bragging would be punishable by voice box removal.

Might end up being a pretty silent world"

Hurrah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd make it the law that people had to speak and listen..

Not just speak.

Talking at people or bragging would be punishable by voice box removal.

Might end up being a pretty silent world"

its ok,,id teach the world to sing,,,in perfect harmony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day would be the first day of spring."

Every heart would have a new song to sing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day would be the first day of spring.

Every heart would have a new song to sing! "

And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day would be the first day of spring.

Every heart would have a new song to sing!

And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring.

"

oh ffs,,,press the button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day would be the first day of spring.

Every heart would have a new song to sing!

And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring.

"

Everyone united under God and King (ie me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine that..."

you have nice breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread, cheese and wine wouldn't be fattening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id make everyone take dance lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have a forcefield around me and my home so that I am immune from my hellish neighbours. Just them. The others are lovely.

"
why not just ban them from the country

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm glad you asked OP.

I would construct a giant flying castle and assemble an army of flying monkeys.

My subjects would adore me despite my harsh, nay brutal regime. I would outlaw wasps and also annex France."

Belgians have their uses too as well ya know. We all need lager and chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every day would be the first day of spring.

Every heart would have a new song to sing!

And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring.

"

Oh, what a beautiful Mornin'

Oh, what a beautiful day.

I've got a beautiful feelin'

Everything's goin' my way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id make everyone take dance lessons "

Tango, on my list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd make it the law that people had to speak and listen..

Not just speak.

Talking at people or bragging would be punishable by voice box removal.

"

O what a world it would be if we really understood what others meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine that...

you have nice breasts "

So do you babe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would make every single man who clicks on us to read the profile!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"We would make every single man who clicks on us to read the profile!"

The short version or the long version?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ruled the world. I would have everybody striving to be the best they can be.

Currency would not be required.

Poverty would be gone.

All people from all races would join together for a common purpose.

Religion converging in to one faith. Faith in humanity.

All this to ready ourselves for the Vulcans to pop down and say hi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day would be the first day of spring.

Every heart would have a new song to sing!

And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring.

Oh, what a beautiful Mornin'

Oh, what a beautiful day.

I've got a beautiful feelin'

Everything's goin' my way.

"

Tony Bennett must have been pissed singing that version

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