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"Hee hee  "tickles eenie again | |||
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"Hee hee tickles eenie again" Noooooooo stop it, I'm mega ticklish | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start "Just turned over  | |||
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"Where’s grumpy gone? "Here's ffs | |||
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"Where’s grumpy gone? "whose grumpy | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over "Aw it's shite | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
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Fecking geordies sound awful "What is it? | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?"first dates | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates"Oh.... | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh.... "That fecking told you | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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What is it?first dates
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
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So what's it about then?....
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
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So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs "Tut...can't remember that far back! | |||
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back! "I think _oddy conked out watching it  | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it "Must have been boring then | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain "Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!). | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then "Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up! | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain
Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!)."Haha...of course not I did like that program though! | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up! "She's probably getting my supper  | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper " | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain
Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!).
Haha...of course not I did like that program though!"TBH, I never saw it@ | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there "What first date? | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper "I do like a cat's bum | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain
Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!).
Haha...of course not I did like that program though!
TBH, I never saw it@"It was a good drama, difficult to follow at first | |||
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What first date? "yes my sami | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper
I do like a cat's bum "his lordship had got a habit of wriggling his under me head when im asleep so i use his as a pillow | |||
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What first date? yes my sami"Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person? | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper
I do like a cat's bum his lordship had got a habit of wriggling his under me head when im asleep so i use his as a pillow"Ah, lovely Bert | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? yes my sami
Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person? "Kind and caring, with a liking for cats called Bert | |||
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What first date? "Voddy first date? Ffs | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs "Yep, missed me comma out | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? yes my sami
Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person?
Kind and caring, with a liking for cats called Bert "es chasing his tail | |||
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What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs "Meaning what??? | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what??? "Meaning her first date was many years ago | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? yes my sami
Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person?
Kind and caring, with a liking for cats called Bert es chasing his tail"Aah.....bless.... | |||
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What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago "How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. | |||
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Meaning her first date was many years ago "fecking cheek | |||
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What first date?
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Meaning her first date was many years ago "Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly? Or am I utterly confused??  | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. "Your not tripping me up on age that way | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. "maybe we should fill in a form for mistress too | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly?
Or am I utterly confused?? "yes we are fannygolightly is trying to confuddle you | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me.
Your not tripping me up on age that way "fab age male age or female age | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly?
Or am I utterly confused?? "This thread is confusing and innuendo. ..but one thing it is not is poking fun ate each other for cheap laughs....I would not say anything that was hurtful. We just have friendly banter. | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly?
Or am I utterly confused?? yes we are fannygolightly is trying to confuddle you"Phew! I thought it was me going doolally! | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. maybe we should fill in a form for mistress too "Only if the restaurant is in the north east....I'm not travelling hundreds of miles for fish and chips and a latte | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me.
Your not tripping me up on age that way fab age male age or female age"Passport age | |||
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"Righto folks, I have to leave you all. Signal issues again with pages taking ages to load. If you care to hang on till 6am, great signals and responses return. Might not be online tomorrow night; full hotel incl residential conference of 20 delegates so may be a tad busy on my shift. Everyone behave now... I. " Na night! | |||
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"Here in Cambridgeshire too "Seems like spring has arrived at last | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering " Morning _oddy. ...them birds are proper fecking gobshites ffs | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering " Wonder who bought their phones for them... 
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) "its good to talk | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk " | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol"And, 'ologies' | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
And, 'ologies' "press button a to connect then button b to talk | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol"Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" "translated to heres a discount mistress | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress "**waves and twirls for _oddy** | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**"I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**"Knitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where you been hiding have missed you xxx snuggles and pours glitter everywhere | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome "mind the wet floor | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**"Welcome to our little piece of madness | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor"Wozn't me! | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome "Ohhh that's so pretty | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Knitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where you been hiding have missed you xxx snuggles and pours glitter everywhere "Oh Voddy that's why I love you, you always have glitter | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness "Why thank you kindly | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness
Why thank you kindly "You're very welcome | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor"Shit get the signs out _oddy | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor
Shit get the signs out _oddy "Got a portable one...I'll put it out..... | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness "Oi speak for yourself | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness
Oi speak for yourself"It's a good madness! | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome
Ohhh that's so pretty "Oh it’s can be sometimes | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor
Shit get the signs out _oddy
Got a portable one...I'll put it out..... "I posted some to _oddy to pass on to you | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness
Oi speak for yourself
It's a good madness! "Your right...all granny's nutters are here | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again "Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! "was ya playino ya ukulele | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too"Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... | |||
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Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses"Ah, ok....No I did'ne..... | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ah, ok....No I did'ne..... "you want some pate on tuc biccies with ya coffee | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ah, ok....No I did'ne..... you want some pate on tuc biccies with ya coffee"Ooh yes please, Voddy, haven't had tuc biscuits for yonks, usually have the Tesco lookalike cheddars | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses"Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs "passes MD a steaming latte and a pkt of custard creams | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs passes MD a steaming latte and a pkt of custard creams "Aw cheers _oddy...but I'll pass on the latte I'm on dandelion and burdock this time of the night | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs "Can't stand that bloke! | |||
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs
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I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs
Can't stand that bloke!
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I'll try.... "Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain! | |||
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I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!"cant you shut the bar | |||
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I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!"Knobs! | |||
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I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!
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I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!
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Morning sami...I've just woke up..haven't even had my first latte
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Giz it ere
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I hope you have azera in
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Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around "Oh I'm very good at that! | |||
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I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that! "Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler | |||
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I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler "Turn arouuuuund!... | |||
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Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
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Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
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Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
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Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
Haha!...love it!...
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
Haha!...love it!...
I bet you say that to all the mistress's
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Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
Haha!...love it!...
I bet you say that to all the mistress's
No just you......
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Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
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Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
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Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes That was art garfunkel sang that
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Giz it ere
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In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes That was art garfunkel sang that
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