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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just checked my condom collection (!) and discovered they were out of date end of March.Don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Obviously all meets are cancelled until further notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you recycle them as modelling balloons? x

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

This is why you should store them in the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloon animals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you even had a meet yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell. I never look at the expiry date.

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

I found a box the other day that has the use by date of 2019. I'm not sure how trustworthy they are as I found them in a storage box that I haven't put anything in for at least four years

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I had to check mine when I went on holiday, they are dated 2019.......

I didn't need them unfortunately, and I haven't had sex in over a year, so unsure if they will ever get used

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is why you should store them in the freezer."

Wouldn't the cold cause shrinkage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you even had a meet yet? "

Had a WHAT? lol . I can't inflict my expired penis protectors on the fair ladies of fab

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Best thing to do is buy a years supply (3) at a time. Then bin any unused ones at the end of each year.

Usually I then only find that each year I only waste about 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had to throw away any condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well used ones of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best thing to do is buy a years supply (3) at a time. Then bin any unused ones at the end of each year.

Usually I then only find that each year I only waste about 3."

Use 3 in a year? Show off!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Use cling film instead - no use by date

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester

I've heard a thin sock works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thing to do is buy a years supply (3) at a time. Then bin any unused ones at the end of each year.

Usually I then only find that each year I only waste about 3."

Player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use cling film instead - no use by date "

Tired that b4 bit things unravelled a bit to quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be buying new or is it just futile to do so or keep them as a memory?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you be buying new or is it just futile to do so or keep them as a memory? "

I doubt it! I'll donate them to a museum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco own brand are cheap

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Use cling film instead - no use by date

Tired that b4 bit things unravelled a bit to quickly "

Try a different position next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just checked my use by date was 1992

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just checked my condom collection (!) and discovered they were out of date end of March.Don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Obviously all meets are cancelled until further notice "

Surely, if you collect them, you weren't intending on using them! They'll be worth more one day, if they are unopened and unused, still in the original packaging

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

They'll be fine for a few more month's don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them free each time you go for a gum clinic screening... Which you should be doing at least every 3 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a large stash which I suspect will be nearing bin time.

Nuff said

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Posh wank

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Was it on here that I read about someone running out of condoms and using a carrier bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why you should store them in the freezer."

Women or condoms?

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By *onic2Man
over a year ago

Bromley


"Was it on here that I read about someone running out of condoms and using a carrier bag? "

Surely any kind of substitute would only be necessary once one that actually run out...

And I believe she was already using the paper bag on her head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just checked my condom collection (!) and discovered they were out of date end of March.Don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Obviously all meets are cancelled until further notice

Surely, if you collect them, you weren't intending on using them! They'll be worth more one day, if they are unopened and unused, still in the original packaging "

Wasn't intending on collecting them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get them free each time you go for a gum clinic screening... Which you should be doing at least every 3 months "

Not really a consideration for now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They'll be fine for a few more month's don't worry about it"

Months?? I've got a lifetimes worth lol

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