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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Respond to what the person above says ...... then add something or change track ....

I just changed a light fitting. I'm amazing.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab. "

I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here.

Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab.

I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here.

Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today."

I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now!

Can't wait for Christmas!

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab.

I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here.

Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today.

I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now!

Can't wait for Christmas!"

Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though....

Who ate too much candy over Easter?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab.

I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here.

Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today.

I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now!

Can't wait for Christmas!

Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though....

Who ate too much candy over Easter? "

I’m sure you’re sweet enough already without the extra candy.

I’ve locked myself out of the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab.

I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here.

Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today.

I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now!

Can't wait for Christmas!

Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though....

Who ate too much candy over Easter? "

i’ve been very good and not had anything chocolate, might crack an egg open later today, who’s looking forward to their summer hols?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab.

I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here.

Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today.

I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now!

Can't wait for Christmas!

Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though....

Who ate too much candy over Easter? "

I had the odd chocolate or two.

Are you american ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/04/18 10:45:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying.

I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab.

I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here.

Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today.

I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now!

Can't wait for Christmas!

Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though....

Who ate too much candy over Easter? I’m sure you’re sweet enough already without the extra candy.

I’ve locked myself out of the house!"

I'm a locksmith I can oil up your holes and slip you back in

X

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ooooooo a locksmith.

Why do I have to kick my back door to turn the key ?

I fancy fixing another light fitting today I am on a roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooo a locksmith.

Why do I have to kick my back door to turn the key ?

I fancy fixing another light fitting today I am on a roll. "

I have a light that needs fixing? Why not fix the whole of fab??

I sneezed this morning and realised I need to do more pelvic floors...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooo a locksmith.

Why do I have to kick my back door to turn the key ?

I fancy fixing another light fitting today I am on a roll. "

I have a light that needs fixing? Why not fix the whole of fab??

I sneezed this morning and realised I need to do more pelvic floors...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"ooooooo a locksmith.

Why do I have to kick my back door to turn the key ?

I fancy fixing another light fitting today I am on a roll. "

That reminds me I need toilet roll.

Shag anyone?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Too slow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too slow..."

quite

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

I sneezed this morning and realised I need to do more pelvic floors.

New knickers required as these ones are a little damp now.

I love watching people work in the rain from my nice warm crane cab.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Too slow...

quite "

Story of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a movie plot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a movie plot"

That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though.

Do chickens celebrate their first birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"Sounds like a movie plot

That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though.

Do chickens celebrate their first birthday?"

It depends on what side of the road they’re on.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sounds like a movie plot

That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though.

Do chickens celebrate their first birthday?

It depends on what side of the road they’re on."

They are on the Dark Side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a movie plot

That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though.

Do chickens celebrate their first birthday?

It depends on what side of the road they’re on.

They are on the Dark Side. "

They should be...

On the sunny side of the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a movie plot

That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though.

Do chickens celebrate their first birthday?

It depends on what side of the road they’re on.

They are on the Dark Side.

They should be...

On the sunny side of the street "

Eating sesame seeds.

Why do we call it a cockpit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz it's where all the dicks hang out

I cooked a steak in my sous vide last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love steak

My back is aching today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love steak

My back is aching today "

Is that you hinting for a back massage more than happy to offer you one haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I’m on my second wank if he say already, young toy here

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I love steak

My back is aching today

Is that you hinting for a back massage more than happy to offer you one haha! "

I’m a massage therapist if you need help

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"I love steak

My back is aching today

Is that you hinting for a back massage more than happy to offer you one haha!

I’m a massage therapist if you need help "

Thank goodness! I’ve got terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

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