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"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying. I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab. " I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here. Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today. | |||
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"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying. I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab. I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here. Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today." I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now! Can't wait for Christmas! | |||
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"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying. I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab. I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here. Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today. I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now! Can't wait for Christmas!" Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though.... Who ate too much candy over Easter? | |||
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"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying. I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab. I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here. Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today. I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now! Can't wait for Christmas! Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though.... Who ate too much candy over Easter? " I’m sure you’re sweet enough already without the extra candy. I’ve locked myself out of the house! | |||
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"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying. I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab. I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here. Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today. I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now! Can't wait for Christmas! Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though.... Who ate too much candy over Easter? " I had the odd chocolate or two. Are you american ? | |||
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"Everyone knows you are amazing! Goes without saying. I am definitely going out tonight. For a drink and a gab. I bet you don't. You say you will and then when night time comes it's all ..... but it's soooooo warm in here. Think i'll take a look at the broken toilet seat today. I'm actually sat on my toilet seat right now! Can't wait for Christmas! Christmas is my favourite time of year! I always end up losing my candy canes though.... Who ate too much candy over Easter? I’m sure you’re sweet enough already without the extra candy. I’ve locked myself out of the house!" I'm a locksmith I can oil up your holes and slip you back in X | |||
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"ooooooo a locksmith. Why do I have to kick my back door to turn the key ? I fancy fixing another light fitting today I am on a roll. " I have a light that needs fixing? Why not fix the whole of fab?? I sneezed this morning and realised I need to do more pelvic floors... | |||
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"ooooooo a locksmith. Why do I have to kick my back door to turn the key ? I fancy fixing another light fitting today I am on a roll. " I have a light that needs fixing? Why not fix the whole of fab?? I sneezed this morning and realised I need to do more pelvic floors... | |||
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"ooooooo a locksmith. Why do I have to kick my back door to turn the key ? I fancy fixing another light fitting today I am on a roll. " That reminds me I need toilet roll. Shag anyone? | |||
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"Too slow... quite " Story of my life. | |||
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"Sounds like a movie plot" That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though. Do chickens celebrate their first birthday? | |||
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"Sounds like a movie plot That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though. Do chickens celebrate their first birthday?" It depends on what side of the road they’re on. | |||
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"Sounds like a movie plot That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though. Do chickens celebrate their first birthday? It depends on what side of the road they’re on." They are on the Dark Side. | |||
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"Sounds like a movie plot That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though. Do chickens celebrate their first birthday? It depends on what side of the road they’re on. They are on the Dark Side. " They should be... On the sunny side of the street | |||
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"Sounds like a movie plot That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away though. Do chickens celebrate their first birthday? It depends on what side of the road they’re on. They are on the Dark Side. They should be... On the sunny side of the street " Eating sesame seeds. Why do we call it a cockpit? | |||
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"I love steak My back is aching today " Is that you hinting for a back massage more than happy to offer you one haha! | |||
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"I love steak My back is aching today Is that you hinting for a back massage more than happy to offer you one haha! " I’m a massage therapist if you need help | |||
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"I love steak My back is aching today Is that you hinting for a back massage more than happy to offer you one haha! I’m a massage therapist if you need help " Thank goodness! I’ve got terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. | |||
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