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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.

So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.

Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?

It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.

I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its those bank holidays ...

They mess with your mind

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Its those bank holidays ...

They mess with your mind"

They don't half. Stupidly busy at work and knackered. I was almost kanckered then but luckily spotted my boo boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All day Friday, I thought it was Saturday. Today, who knows.

I missed Bake Off though as I thought it was Monday

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"All day Friday, I thought it was Saturday. Today, who knows.

I missed Bake Off though as I thought it was Monday

I worked the day shift today which I normally do on a Wednesday which didn't help matters.

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Catch up TV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Catch up TV? "

I was a day early

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x"

Cheaper and better value than virgin

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.

So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.

Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?

It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.

I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am

It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's ok it was a repeat anyway - the one where the guy put the family heirloom dildo up for sale and it fetched two and sixpence!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x

Cheaper and better value than virgin "

Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.

Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?

It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.

I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am

It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.

Nope. I bow down to no machine (unless it's my wand on the blink - I'd pray to Gods of all religions and apologise wholeheartedly if that clit whizzer went bang)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch up TV?

I was a day early

What about when you’re dead excited to watch something, sit down, all comfy, and then realise it isn’t on because of football.

I hulk out!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs

Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

I felt like that when i swapped from virgin to sky x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's ok it was a repeat anyway - the one where the guy put the family heirloom dildo up for sale and it fetched two and sixpence!!

That's ok then. As long as the dildo still had my lady spunk on it it's cool.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.

Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?

It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.

I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am

It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.

Nope. I bow down to no machine (unless it's my wand on the blink - I'd pray to Gods of all religions and apologise wholeheartedly if that clit whizzer went bang)"

You know they all talk to each other now. Whatever device you used to type this thread is busy talking to the Sky box behind your back. They'll tell the wand to refuse to play, like Lysistrata.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

I felt like that when i swapped from virgin to sky x"

You? On Virgin? You'll be telling me the Pop's Catholic next!!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x

Cheaper and better value than virgin

Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free"

I don't even know what kodi is

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

Never had Sky, but this is what everyone who has seems to end up saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

Yes , I did too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got rid of my sky box ..

Replaced it with a set top recorder for a one off payment

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Catch up TV?

I was a day early

What about when you’re dead excited to watch something, sit down, all comfy, and then realise it isn’t on because of football.

I hulk out! "

I can't even talk about it

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

Just pay a friend or family member £10 a month and use one of their sky go slots! Get all the main channels and costs so much less!

I felt like that when i swapped from virgin to sky x"

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.

Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?

It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.

I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am

It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.

Nope. I bow down to no machine (unless it's my wand on the blink - I'd pray to Gods of all religions and apologise wholeheartedly if that clit whizzer went bang)

You know they all talk to each other now. Whatever device you used to type this thread is busy talking to the Sky box behind your back. They'll tell the wand to refuse to play, like Lysistrata.

That's me fucked. I may as well move house and get all new electrical gear.

I'm doomed from here til eternity

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sod's Law. If anything is going to go wrong or on the blink, it will be on a Bank Holiday weekend or the day before / after that weekend.

As for SKY, a lot of the Hotel trade gave up on that showing them in their properties years ago when SKY got greedy & increased their prices to astronomical levels!

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

It's pretty good!

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

It's pretty good!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

I felt like that when i swapped from virgin to sky x

You? On Virgin? You'll be telling me the Pop's Catholic next!!

No, but the snap and crackle are Hindu

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

So the general consensus is sky is wank.

I've only another 16 months of my contract to go.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

Just pay a friend or family member £10 a month and use one of their sky go slots! Get all the main channels and costs so much less!

I just got an Amazon firestick for watching anything on catchup,normal channels through the Sky box. I have my ex's password for Netflix.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

Just pay a friend or family member £10 a month and use one of their sky go slots! Get all the main channels and costs so much less!

I just got an Amazon firestick for watching anything on catchup,normal channels through the Sky box. I have my ex's password for Netflix.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs

Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner."

Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs

Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.

Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need

I only like a few programmes and they're always on history or discovery etc

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Greater punishment required, surely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During school holidays I don't know which day of the week it is.

The Good Friday messed with my head and though Sunday was Monday. Today I thought was Wednesday.

I'm that idiot who goes around asking what day it is all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x

Cheaper and better value than virgin

Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free"

Nothing like leeching off others as thats all kodi is!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"During school holidays I don't know which day of the week it is.

The Good Friday messed with my head and though Sunday was Monday. Today I thought was Wednesday.

I'm that idiot who goes around asking what day it is all the time. "

See, today should have been Wednesday! I'm not the only one.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Freesat for the win

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs

Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.

Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need

I only like a few programmes and they're always on history or discovery etc "

Yeah, there's not much on that I'm particularly interested in. Music is more my bag, but the neighbours don't take too kindly to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x

Cheaper and better value than virgin

Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free

I don't even know what kodi is

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it's great, if your internet service provider don't block it, you can watch all sorts of TV and movies for free, I use it in my flat all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs

Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.

Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need

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lucky so and so, I have sky and BT sport in the pub, at least Dick Turpin wore a mask when he robbed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im happy paying for sky

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Im happy paying for sky

I was happy paying for Virgin, but they don't have a cable on this side of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs

Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.

Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need

I only like a few programmes and they're always on history or discovery etc "

My favourite programmes were on Discovery - but then I realised that the best programmes were usually 5 or 6 year-old sell ons from the BBC, despite them being chopped to pieces to suit commercial TV.

I then saw the light.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive got plustv. Amazon. Netflix. And something else i cant remember the name of thats enough for me

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.

Yes , I did too.

+1 here. The offers to rejoin keep coming thick & fast, but I keep thinking of the savings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow, techno fear, it’s happening again...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.

Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?

It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.

I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am

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Don't throw the Sky Remote away . Be caring and give it to some poor guy so he can use it on his profile pic

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.

Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?

It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.

I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am

It's at times like this that I ask myself... what would Basil Fawlty do?

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