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The Monopoly test

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So how can you deceive your best and worst sexual partner.

With or without houses/hotels?

And anyone have a Community Chest/Chance?

My best so far is Bond Street with 1 house

Worst is Whitechapel with 2 houses.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have failed the comprehension test.

Why are you deceiving sexual partners with Monopoly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick your willy (Piccadilly)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I have failed the comprehension test.

Why are you deceiving sexual partners with Monopoly?

"

And tonight's prize for the most random incomprehensible thread goes to...

The Scotty dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have failed the comprehension test.

Why are you deceiving sexual partners with Monopoly?

"

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"So how can you deceive your best and worst sexual partner.

With or without houses/hotels?

And anyone have a Community Chest/Chance?

My best so far is Bond Street with 1 house

Worst is Whitechapel with 2 houses."

Complete nonsense.

Go back to 'Go'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My brain is pickled to fuck here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200"

I'm slightly concerned about this? So which one of your sexual experiences are you saying should land you in jail? Your worst or your best?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have failed the comprehension test.

Why are you deceiving sexual partners with Monopoly?

And tonight's prize for the most random incomprehensible thread goes to...

The Scotty dog."

How about The Hatter, I'm sure there was a hat when I last played Monopoly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayfair with a hotel, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain is pickled to fuck here "

What's New?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?"

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while."

Fuck off

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off "

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please "

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits. "

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)"

My lips are sealed you big quim.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

My lips are sealed you big quim. "

Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

My lips are sealed you big quim.

Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots "

It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

My lips are sealed you big quim.

Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots

It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile. "

I have some in my bedroom

See, I'm a secret romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

My lips are sealed you big quim.

Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots

It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.

I have some in my bedroom

See, I'm a secret romantic "

Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't get it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

My lips are sealed you big quim.

Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots

It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.

I have some in my bedroom

See, I'm a secret romantic

Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers. "

Well don't give me a fake phone number and address then

Seriously, sending flowers to a florist was rather embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

My lips are sealed you big quim.

Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots

It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.

I have some in my bedroom

See, I'm a secret romantic

Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers.

Well don't give me a fake phone number and address then

Seriously, sending flowers to a florist was rather embarrassing "

Full of shit, I've heard it all now.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My brain is pickled to fuck here

What's New?

York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.

Fuck off

I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please

And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.

I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)

My lips are sealed you big quim.

Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots

It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.

I have some in my bedroom

See, I'm a secret romantic

Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers.

Well don't give me a fake phone number and address then

Seriously, sending flowers to a florist was rather embarrassing

Full of shit, I've heard it all now. "

Your right, I don't get embarrassed

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Is it just me or are there some truely bizzare unfathomable threads on here tonight?

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