FabSwingers.com forum: Evil genie

By *heeky Wiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Hayling

I did this once before amd it went well ...

So you post a wish

The next person is the evil genie they grant the wish but spoils it then posts their own wish

Example

I wish to win the lottery.

Next person (playing evil genie)

Granted

You win the lottery but on this day 53 million people all choose the same numbers amd everyone just wins a pound .

I wish to be a famous actor etc

So first wish.

I wish i could fly a helicoptor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha played this on another site

Granted

You fly a helicoptor but being new you crash into a hill side

I wish to be a world class musician

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Granted You are now a world class musician in the Dung-phone.

A wind instrument made entirely of dried cow dung.

I wish I owned a big house with it's own pool.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granted You are now a world class musician in the Dung-phone.

A wind instrument made entirely of dried cow dung.

I wish I owned a big house with it's own pool.

Granted. You own a Big House with it's Own Pool.

Unfortunately , Big House is the name of the local pub and you are the pool attendant.

I want tits like machine guns.

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By *heeky Wiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Hayling

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

haha .......

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By *heeky Wiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Hayling

Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver "

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack. "

Granted

However your machine gun toys go off accidently and the ricochet pops your balloon arse cheeks.

I wish I had a famous film star

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Was a famous film star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack. "

Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.

I wish I had an x-ray eye

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh Faux pas......

Granted.

You are a famous film star but were so far up your own arse that you got two wishes and had yourself.

Im so kind.

I wish that there was affordable housing for all.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.

Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.

I wish I had an x-ray eye"

YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.

I wish there were more public toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.

Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.

I wish I had an x-ray eye

YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.

I wish there were more public toilets

Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman

I wish I could play saxophone

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.

Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.

I wish I had an x-ray eye

YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.

I wish there were more public toilets

Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman

I wish I could play saxophone

Granted.

But you can only play it naked.

I wish i was rubidouxs saxophone teacher.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.

Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.

I wish I had an x-ray eye

YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.

I wish there were more public toilets

Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman

I wish I could play saxophone

Granted.

But you can only play it naked.

I wish i was rubidouxs saxophone teacher.

Granted but she always brings her Granny.

I wish I had cheese n onion crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted

You have tits like a machine gun

They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go

I want to be an F1 raci g driver

You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.

I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.

Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.

I wish I had an x-ray eye

YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.

I wish there were more public toilets

Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman

I wish I could play saxophone

Granted.

But you can only play it naked.

I wish i was rubidouxs saxophone teacher.

Granted but she always brings her Granny.

I wish I had cheese n onion crisps "

Granted but you have a head cold and you can't taste properly.

I wish someone would give me a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted

A hairy Turkish 18 stone woman wrestler masseur will be with you shortly

I wish I had breasts like classybabe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted

A hairy Turkish 18 stone woman wrestler masseur will be with you shortly

I wish I had breasts like classybabe"

Granted but they're on your back.

I wish I had a 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted 6 cans of 2% lager in your fridge

Wish my new boobs were on my front chest exactly where they should be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted 6 cans of 2% lager in your fridge

Wish my new boobs were on my front chest exactly where they should be lol"

Granted new boobs on chest/ottoman

Wish I was rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi rich cranium

Or Dick head

Wish this post would allow my wishes come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi rich cranium

Or Dick head

Wish this post would allow my wishes come true"

Granted, all your wishes come true but, everything you wish for... everyone else contributing to this thread gets as well.

I wish I had a time machine like the Dr but with chrome trim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi rich cranium

Or Dick head

Wish this post would allow my wishes come true

Granted, all your wishes come true but, everything you wish for... everyone else contributing to this thread gets as well.

I wish I had a time machine like the Dr but with chrome trim."

Granted. You get the time machine but it makes a constant noise like a car alarm.

I wish I had a pet dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a pet dog. "

Granted you have your pet dog. But instead of barking he makes the noise of nails on a blackboard.

I wish I had a big ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted

Here’s my beagle with an attitude, barks and barks and barks and barks from 6am everyday until he’s fed

Was going to wish someone would take my beagle away

Looks like I don’t need to now!!!

Anyway wish my car was a Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a pet dog.

Granted you have your pet dog. But instead of barking he makes the noise of nails on a blackboard.

I wish I had a big ice cream"

You have a massive ice cream

A friend shouts over to you

You turn round too quick and it falls on the floor befor you even get one lick

I wish we could meet everyone on our hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you meet everyone on your hotlist

unfortunately, you have all met in the waiting room of a hospital and can do nothing about it.

I wish the side effects from these anti-depressants would fuck off

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By *heeky Wiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Hayling

"you meet everyone on your hotlist

unfortunately, you have all met in the waiting room of a hospital and can do nothing about it.

I wish the side effects from these anti-depressants would fuck off"

Ok.The side effects of the anti depressants go

Feeling much better you go out for a walk and get hit by a truck

I wish i could had a better paid job

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