FabSwingers.com forum: I'm not a circus act!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this a common problem for swingles?

I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride

Haha I can imagine a line up like they are at a deli counter with their tickets in hand

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By *heeky WigglesMan
over a year ago

Hayling

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

As a female you obviously get this more than I

But sometimes i get a message from a couple

But its like be here . At this time.and we are doing this

And I ..to their stunned surprise say No

You cant order me lime a chinese take away

And im not a performimg monkey

Its lime they think i would be so over joyed that i get a message or an offer that i would just be totally subserviant to there wishes with no idea's or desires of my own

Its as infuriating as it is unbelievable

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I always keep a big red nose,squirty flower and size 23" shoes at the ready for just such occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...

Like ive got nothing better to do than service other womens husbands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride

This does my head in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always keep a big red nose,squirty flower and size 23" shoes at the ready for just such occasions "

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

Back in the good old days you could have taken a couple of lions, until political correctness kicked in.

Back off Brussels!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride

Haha I can imagine a line up like they are at a deli counter with their tickets in hand

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Regularly get messages like that and then told I'm arsey when I say no thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Regularly get messages like that and then told I'm arsey when I say no thanks! "

I have been told I'm stubborn for not meeting someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single people are entertainment for couples. They want extra genitals and body parts for their pleasure.

It's why they don't cuddle.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying..."

Searching for ‘The Knicker Drawer’ on Trip Advisor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single people are entertainment for couples. They want extra genitals and body parts for their pleasure.

It's why they don't cuddle. "

It's not always couples it's single males and females. And the ones who say no kissing! I met a single guy off my old profile, we chatted for ages about likes and dislikes and a meet was planned, turned up to the meet all of a sudden he said no kissing or cuddling and he's not a fan of foreplay unless it's a bj so can we just get on with it as he has to leave in a hour

It didn't take me long to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be your ringmaster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...

Searching for ‘The Knicker Drawer’ on Trip Advisor..."

Watch it or I'll poke your eye out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be your ringmaster?

I suppose I need to Start recruiting more acts aswell I don't think just me will cut it so I may hire a load of swingles to go and "entertain" people that ask.

Possitions available:

1x juggler

1x fire breather person

1x trapeze artist

1x face painter

1x magician

Any other talents would be considered.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

Hotel room on the bed.

*picks an 8 of hearts out of her underwear*

“Is this your card?”

*whispers* “holy shit, this guy is really good”

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Role up ,role up,role up come see the winky wanky bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be your ringmaster?

I suppose I need to Start recruiting more acts aswell I don't think just me will cut it so I may hire a load of swingles to go and "entertain" people that ask.

Possitions available:

1x juggler

1x fire breather person

1x trapeze artist

1x face painter

1x magician

Any other talents would be considered.

Lion tamer here...

I’m great with cats, even better with pussys

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you pmfsl

like to be our entertainment this weekend".

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

Hotel room on the bed.

*picks an 8 of hearts out of her underwear*

“Is this your card?”

*whispers* “holy shit, this guy is really good”"

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you pmfsl

like to be our entertainment this weekend".

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

Hotel room on the bed.

*picks an 8 of hearts out of her underwear*

“Is this your card?”

*whispers* “holy shit, this guy is really good”"
lol

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...

Searching for ‘The Knicker Drawer’ on Trip Advisor...

Watch it or I'll poke your eye out

"
Found it. 3½ stars (not bad). The reviews all mention that the scenery is exceptional (with special mention to Thong Mountain and the boyshort fields) but that the local wild birdlife ‘kinkus avem’ is a little feisty...

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...

Like ive got nothing better to do than service other womens husbands

"
that's has got to be the best and funniest thing I've ever read on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be your ringmaster?

I suppose I need to Start recruiting more acts aswell I don't think just me will cut it so I may hire a load of swingles to go and "entertain" people that ask.

Possitions available:

1x juggler

1x fire breather person

1x trapeze artist

1x face painter

1x magician

Any other talents would be considered.

Ooh trapeze stick me down for that

I'm also good at making things disappear stick me down for magic to

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Regularly get messages like that and then told I'm arsey when I say no thanks!

I have been told I'm stubborn for not meeting someone

That's just rude..... I think some mistake swingers for a paid profession

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I do a musical flatulence act and a good line in pegs.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride

I just spat my drink everywhere after reading this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regularly get messages like that and then told I'm arsey when I say no thanks!

I have been told I'm stubborn for not meeting someone

That's just rude..... I think some mistake swingers for a paid profession "

I'm absolutely sure they do. But unpaid...

I've had first messages asking if I can round to theirs now. At 4am.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

Gosh I'm excited already cant wait to visit bath

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride

I've had this a few times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

I've had this a couple of times.

It's a polite no thanks from me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!"

Sounds the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m nowhere near bath but can you spin some plates while riding a unicycle

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride

Before I stand in line I'd line to know if there's a maximum ride height as I'm tall and I don't want to be turned away when it's my turn ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples that message me like I've won a prize are the worst. Congratulations, we've chosen you, lucky devil, to join us to have sex!

Eff off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m nowhere near bath but can you spin some plates while riding a unicycle

I'm like a Greek when it comes it plates but I can try plastic plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a couple message me saying "we'll come over and just get cracking if that's okay with you"

it was 5am at the time so I declined

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couples that message me like I've won a prize are the worst. Congratulations, we've chosen you, lucky devil, to join us to have sex!

Eff off

Why are you not getting in you car and driving the 300+ miles right now?????

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've a knife throwing act that entertains me.

This attitude is too commonplace, where people make it very clear that they see you as a piece of meat and little more. Their terse message is perhaps reflective of a quick porn search that they could have made instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a circus act

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Single horny men are an annoyance (currently in your area/staying in a hotel/wanna suck me now types) but find couples sense of entitlement worse

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I wind them up for a bit then say I'm tired and go to bed

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Is this a common problem for swingles?

I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Basically, no.

A cursory glance at my profile would show that I'm not in the least bit entertaining.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!

Sounds the same lol

Ah, one of those. I haven't had one in a while (filters are ace). They're even more special when 'she' asks if you can entertain him because it's his birthday. It makes me feel like a page in the Argos catalogue. I do occasionally respond just to see how they'll take it. Next time I shall pretend my name is Elizabeth Duke, which shall amuse me.

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By *owzat!Man
over a year ago

Chorley

"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!

Sounds the same lol

Haha Elizabeth Duke, that would be funny. I think we've had a couple of these messages on the couples profile, people are so odd on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Put me down for bearded lady. It's not much of an act but it's all I've got.

Filters and being hidden has saved me from the "Visiting your area, I have a nice hotel room" messages.

Their idea of nice and mine don't always tally but their concept of one part of London to another is amusing. It would be quicker for me to visit them when they're back home.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!

Sounds the same lol

Will you get returned because of that broken clasp?

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