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"been up since 4.30 "Slept in today til 7.00 but you won't see any regulars here until 11.00 at least | |||
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"been up since 4.30
Slept in today til 7.00 but you won't see any regulars here until 11.00 at least
i’ve lost track on who the regulars are lately"A lot of new faces now...but you should see _oddy and _amiss here.. but not on a morning  | |||
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"been up since 4.30
Slept in today til 7.00 but you won't see any regulars here until 11.00 at least
i’ve lost track on who the regulars are lately
A lot of new faces now...but you should see _oddy and _amiss here.. but not on a morning"having been on this site over 10 years now, some real gems have come and gone, the newer forum users don’t stick around so long anymore. | |||
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"been up since 4.30
Slept in today til 7.00 but you won't see any regulars here until 11.00 at least
i’ve lost track on who the regulars are lately
A lot of new faces now...but you should see _oddy and _amiss here.. but not on a morning
having been on this site over 10 years now, some real gems have come and gone, the newer forum users don’t stick around so long anymore."Or they keep changing Thier fecking names to confuse me | |||
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"I've not been to sleep yet. " I've had a good 8 hours  | |||
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"been up since 4.30
Slept in today til 7.00 but you won't see any regulars here until 11.00 at least
i’ve lost track on who the regulars are lately
A lot of new faces now...but you should see _oddy and _amiss here.. but not on a morning
having been on this site over 10 years now, some real gems have come and gone, the newer forum users don’t stick around so long anymore.
Or they keep changing Thier fecking names to confuse me"i only remember avatars these days | |||
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"been up since 4.30
Slept in today til 7.00 but you won't see any regulars here until 11.00 at least
i’ve lost track on who the regulars are lately
A lot of new faces now...but you should see _oddy and _amiss here.. but not on a morning
having been on this site over 10 years now, some real gems have come and gone, the newer forum users don’t stick around so long anymore.
Or they keep changing Thier fecking names to confuse me
i only remember avatars these days"Well have a latte on me  | |||
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"I've not been to sleep yet. I've had a good 8 hours "I started feeling tired at 7 but if I fall asleep now I'll not wake up till 6. | |||
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"I've not been to sleep yet. I've had a good 8 hours
I started feeling tired at 7 but if I fall asleep now I'll not wake up till 6."Yeah that's the bugger of it....try and get out and about then have a early night tonight  | |||
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"Morning, just woke up "Well you beat two other lazy feckers
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"morning ive been up since 8.30 just not been online latte please mistress "Yeah ill believe you
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Slept in today til 7.00 but you won't see any regulars here until 11.00 at least
i’ve lost track on who the regulars are lately" | |||
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"Ok Mistress, just checking in! Been to see my Mum this morning, she's planted in the cemetery, she died 2years today. Hope everyone is well. "Aw {{{hugs}}} sami xx Fecking _oddys coffee has gone cold ffs | |||
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"Ok Mistress, just checking in! Been to see my Mum this morning, she's planted in the cemetery, she died 2years today. Hope everyone is well.
Aw {{{hugs}}} sami xx
Fecking _oddys coffee has gone cold ffs "Ah, thanks Mistress
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"Ok Mistress, just checking in! Been to see my Mum this morning, she's planted in the cemetery, she died 2years today. Hope everyone is well.
Aw {{{hugs}}} sami xx
Fecking _oddys coffee has gone cold ffs
Ah, thanks Mistress
Yeah, where's that gal gone? "Did she ever come I think she turned back over in bed  | |||
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"Ok Mistress, just checking in! Been to see my Mum this morning, she's planted in the cemetery, she died 2years today. Hope everyone is well.
Aw {{{hugs}}} sami xx
Fecking _oddys coffee has gone cold ffs
Ah, thanks Mistress
Yeah, where's that gal gone?
Did she ever come I think she turned back over in bed "I think she must have done, or she's working hard | |||
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"Ok Mistress, just checking in! Been to see my Mum this morning, she's planted in the cemetery, she died 2years today. Hope everyone is well.
Aw {{{hugs}}} sami xx
Fecking _oddys coffee has gone cold ffs
Ah, thanks Mistress
Yeah, where's that gal gone?
Did she ever come I think she turned back over in bed
I think she must have done, or she's working hard "Not sure about that as she has been | |||
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"Ok Mistress, just checking in! Been to see my Mum this morning, she's planted in the cemetery, she died 2years today. Hope everyone is well.
Aw {{{hugs}}} sami xx
Fecking _oddys coffee has gone cold ffs "oi i drank mine that was samis | |||
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"Ok Mistress, just checking in! Been to see my Mum this morning, she's planted in the cemetery, she died 2years today. Hope everyone is well.
Aw {{{hugs}}} sami xx
Fecking _oddys coffee has gone cold ffs oi i drank mine that was samis"Never said thank you ...fecker  | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.”" Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries "think it was dash sat next to her | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.”" Haha | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries "That could be, but the other way around, I always seem to get sat next to the worst weirdo on the whole plane! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her"I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! "what like me and Mistress | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress "Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together "yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs "She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together "Yeah I think your right it would be
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs "I'd be fecked with my silkies on | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together
Yeah I think your right it would be
Only thing is the feckers charge a fortune to sit together ffs"Haha, they do actually! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out! "Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
I'd be fecked with my silkies on "Might have to wear your Y's for the journey | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass "You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
I'd be fecked with my silkies on
Might have to wear your Y's for the journey "Threw them away....I've got silky and leopard skin boxers now | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together
Yeah I think your right it would be
Only thing is the feckers charge a fortune to sit together ffs"easy we say we're ur carers | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! "Bugger did they have to put one of them wet floor standing out | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! "not the frozen aisle again | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together
Yeah I think your right it would be
Only thing is the feckers charge a fortune to sit together ffseasy we say we're ur carers "More like fecking security | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
I'd be fecked with my silkies on
Might have to wear your Y's for the journey
Threw them away....I've got silky and leopard skin boxers now "Ooh, nice! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up!
Bugger did they have to put one of them wet floor standing out "Yeah, I often wondered what they were for | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again "Yep!...  | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together
Yeah I think your right it would be
Only thing is the feckers charge a fortune to sit together ffseasy we say we're ur carers
More like fecking security " | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up!
Bugger did they have to put one of them wet floor standing out
Yeah, I often wondered what they were for "You need to carry a portable one with you  | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... "ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available "Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up!
Bugger did they have to put one of them wet floor standing out
Yeah, I often wondered what they were for
You need to carry a portable one with you "Yeah they've given me my own personal one now, with my name on it...... | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available "I know, I know, | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available
Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans "Oh god! Hadn't better go in there then! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available
Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans "daughter has a special card so they can't refuse her using theres | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available
Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans daughter has a special card so they can't refuse her using theres"Ah that's good....maybe she could come shopping with me! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available
Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans daughter has a special card so they can't refuse her using theres
Ah that's good....maybe she could come shopping with me! "can you afford her | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available
Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans daughter has a special card so they can't refuse her using theres
Ah that's good....maybe she could come shopping with me! can you afford her "Ooh, maybe not! | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available
Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans daughter has a special card so they can't refuse her using theres
Ah that's good....maybe she could come shopping with me! can you afford her
Ooh, maybe not! "just get her a kfc n a fizzy should keep her happy | |||
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"There was a religious woman Samis who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samis pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Samis answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Samis said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. Samis calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.” Haha Was that on a flight to granny canaries think it was dash sat next to her
I would never be so lucky, always get the odd people next to me, they seem to migrate to me! what like me and Mistress
Haha!.....No, it would be a blast with us three on a plane together yeah Mistress storming the cockpit to complain bout the coffee and food and praying they don't strip serech at customs
She would have every right to complain about coffee and food, it is awful! . We could sit her in the window seat and not let her out!
Yeah we need you to be near the aisle pissy ass
You're right there. Had to have a wee in Tescos today, staff weren't very happy, made me mop it up! not the frozen aisle again
Yep!... ffs sami how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't the done thing next time have a wee in morrisons other supermarkets are available
Hey them aldi and lidl ones have no bogs...tight feckers them germans daughter has a special card so they can't refuse her using theres
Ah that's good....maybe she could come shopping with me! can you afford her
Ooh, maybe not! just get her a kfc n a fizzy should keep her happy"No problem | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver." you on a protest need Mistress to help with it she gets things sorted fast | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread "Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know! | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!"Gosh not great with this rain | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here " Did it come? | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Wots that about then? "passes sami her chippy supper and 1 for hubby so hes not left out | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come?" You been out on the town? | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come?" passes mistress hers | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!
Gosh not great with this rain "and it's coming down next to a fusebox. | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Wots that about then? passes sami her chippy supper and 1 for hubby so hes not left out"Ooh lovely, thank you ...now we have a slight problem......teef.....oop...too late...he's got em | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town? "yeah next village to chippy there and back in half hour trains were behaving | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!"All you can do is keep trying to get someone out....it's not easy but there got to be more then one roofer near you. Don't give up these things are here to try us....you'll get it sorted if you work it | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!
Gosh not great with this rain
and it's coming down next to a fusebox. "Oh bugger | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Wots that about then? passes sami her chippy supper and 1 for hubby so hes not left out
Ooh lovely, thank you ...now we have a slight problem......teef.....oop...too late...he's got em "one have top half other have bottom set | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town? yeah next village to chippy there and back in half hour trains were behaving"Haha | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!
All you can do is keep trying to get someone out....it's not easy but there got to be more then one roofer near you.
Don't give up these things are here to try us....you'll get it sorted if you work it "get mistress to sort em | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come?passes mistress hers" Cheers _oddy | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Wots that about then? passes sami her chippy supper and 1 for hubby so hes not left out
Ooh lovely, thank you ...now we have a slight problem......teef.....oop...too late...he's got em one have top half other have bottom set "Wish I wuz as brainy as you... | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean? "Where's you bin all evening? | |||
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"sami can you knit" No but I do a bit of touch tapestry | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening? "where you wheely bin | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry "damm i love doing tapastry | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry damm i love doing tapastry"Wot you want knitting then?.. | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening? "Ironing silkies shirts and jeans  | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
where you wheely bin "Wheely ironing silkies shirts and jeans | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans "Bloody hell, that's a big pile | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!
All you can do is keep trying to get someone out....it's not easy but there got to be more then one roofer near you.
Don't give up these things are here to try us....you'll get it sorted if you work it "There are but it's getting the buggers to come out to you,you should see my crossed off list. | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry damm i love doing tapastry
Wot you want knitting then?.."booties | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!
All you can do is keep trying to get someone out....it's not easy but there got to be more then one roofer near you.
Don't give up these things are here to try us....you'll get it sorted if you work it get mistress to sort em "I wish someone would it's doing my nut in | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile "I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry damm i love doing tapastry
Wot you want knitting then?..booties"Oh yes....for whom... | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does "Me...I do | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry damm i love doing tapastry
Wot you want knitting then?..booties
Oh yes....for whom... "daughters freind having her 1st | |||
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"Evenin' all. How's everyone?" eyup trubles arrived | |||
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"Evenin' all. How's everyone?" Evenin'Iain,good, how's you. Have you been working Bank holiday? | |||
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"I give up with this roof palaver. What's happened this time? Pm if it's not for thread
Well I've managed to get a grand total of one person out uptonow,he can't really say where the water is coming through. It may be the chimney pot at the back of the house,which I had someone sort a few year's ago or it may not. So who the hell know!
All you can do is keep trying to get someone out....it's not easy but there got to be more then one roofer near you.
Don't give up these things are here to try us....you'll get it sorted if you work it
There are but it's getting the buggers to come out to you,you should see my crossed off list."There has been a advert on telly for a nationwide company who do all house repairs...they will use subcontractors but they won't charge for a estimate. I'm not saying they will find the leak but they are worth a try. I'll keep a eye out for the advert | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry damm i love doing tapastry
Wot you want knitting then?..booties
Oh yes....for whom... daughters freind having her 1st"Aaw, how lovely Just buy some out the pound shop for 50p | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do "Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs | |||
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"Evenin' all. How's everyone?" Ok here mate but ignites having a bit of a mare of it. | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs "Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry damm i love doing tapastry
Wot you want knitting then?..booties
Oh yes....for whom... daughters freind having her 1st
Aaw, how lovely Just buy some out the pound shop for 50p "More like two quid in the pound shops now | |||
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"Evenin' all. How's everyone? Evenin'Iain,good, how's you. Have you been working Bank holiday? "I worked thru to Sunday morning then off all Sunday & Monday, back tonight for 5 nights. Shouldn't be too busy tonight! Fingers crossed! | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic "Silkies are | |||
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"sami can you knit No but I do a bit of touch tapestry damm i love doing tapastry
Wot you want knitting then?..booties
Oh yes....for whom... daughters freind having her 1st
Aaw, how lovely Just buy some out the pound shop for 50p
More like two quid in the pound shops now "Yeah | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic "I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day. | |||
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"Evenin' all. How's everyone? Evenin'Iain,good, how's you. Have you been working Bank holiday?
I worked thru to Sunday morning then off all Sunday & Monday, back tonight for 5 nights.
Shouldn't be too busy tonight! Fingers crossed!"Ooh let's hope not | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
Silkies are " | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic "i love ironing | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day."That's why you look so dapper | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic i love ironing"Do you? | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day."Aye but you'd be fecked with two sets of clothes to iron | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day.
Aye but you'd be fecked with two sets of clothes to iron "Doesn't matter how many clothes to keep fresh and ready! Sorry for late responses. Got a tad busy in the Bar. | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day.
Aye but you'd be fecked with two sets of clothes to iron
Doesn't matter how many clothes to keep fresh and ready!
Sorry for late responses. Got a tad busy in the Bar."No problem...a little tip. If you haven't got one invest in a steam generator....now they are feraputic | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day.
Aye but you'd be fecked with two sets of clothes to iron
Doesn't matter how many clothes to keep fresh and ready!
Sorry for late responses. Got a tad busy in the Bar.
No problem...a little tip. If you haven't got one invest in a steam generator....now they are feraputic ". Right I'm conking now so love ya and leave ya...see ya the morrow! xxx | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day.
Aye but you'd be fecked with two sets of clothes to iron
Doesn't matter how many clothes to keep fresh and ready!
Sorry for late responses. Got a tad busy in the Bar.
No problem...a little tip. If you haven't got one invest in a steam generator....now they are feraputic "I do know the therapeutic value of the product but I have to be careful about generating any steam in my room as it can (and has) set off fire alarms! | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day.
Aye but you'd be fecked with two sets of clothes to iron
Doesn't matter how many clothes to keep fresh and ready!
Sorry for late responses. Got a tad busy in the Bar.
No problem...a little tip. If you haven't got one invest in a steam generator....now they are feraputic
. Right I'm conking now so love ya and leave ya...see ya the morrow! xxx"Won't be far behind sami...sleep well xx | |||
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"ruddy chippy supper will be cold by time they get here Did it come? You been out on the town?
What you mean?
Where's you bin all evening?
Ironing silkies shirts and jeans
Bloody hell, that's a big pile
I don't iron the boxers..I mean who the feck does
Me...I do
Bugger the ex never ironed my Y Fronts ffs
Hmm...I iron everything, it's very feraputic
I iron everything too especially shirts. Inside and outside sides too. 10 minutes a shirt. Iron hankies, u/wear, even ties. Trousers pressed every day.
Aye but you'd be fecked with two sets of clothes to iron
Doesn't matter how many clothes to keep fresh and ready!
Sorry for late responses. Got a tad busy in the Bar.
No problem...a little tip. If you haven't got one invest in a steam generator....now they are feraputic
. Right I'm conking now so love ya and leave ya...see ya the morrow! xxx
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It's after nine and only on second latte...you want a instant?
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Hey me too!
It's after nine and only on second latte...you want a instant?
Ooh, yes please
There you go I got some nescafe original in especially for you
Oh thank you Mistress, that's my favourite....you got any biccies?
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Hey me too!
It's after nine and only on second latte...you want a instant?
Ooh, yes please
There you go I got some nescafe original in especially for you
Oh thank you Mistress, that's my favourite....you got any biccies?
Digestives as its far to early in the day for custard creams
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It's after nine and only on second latte...you want a instant?
Ooh, yes please
There you go I got some nescafe original in especially for you
Oh thank you Mistress, that's my favourite....you got any biccies?
Digestives as its far to early in the day for custard creams
Haha, you're right! Digestives are good, I can dunk them!
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I don't like to moan though (Smiley face). I hope you're well!
Yes, I've had those times, bless you, hope things get sorted soon and yes, I'm not too bad, thank you. Xx"Not too bad doesn't sound hugely great so hope you are! | |||
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It's after nine and only on second latte...you want a instant?
Ooh, yes please
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Oh thank you Mistress, that's my favourite....you got any biccies?
Digestives as its far to early in the day for custard creams
Haha, you're right! Digestives are good, I can dunk them!
Enjoy It's sudoko time for me now
Ooh will do, enjoy your sudoku! "Done one the other was a hard fecker...I had to give up on it...don't want piles | |||
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Yes, I've had those times, bless you, hope things get sorted soon and yes, I'm not too bad, thank you. Xx
Not too bad doesn't sound hugely great so hope you are!"I'm going to hospital later this month for a biopsy on my stomach, just want to get it over with | |||
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So I had a sudden impulse to do something constructive this afternoon, so I stuck some 80's music on and emulsioned the kitchen hmm maybe nesting instinct you sure you ain't booked into the Lindo wing"Not sure how I would explain that one to hubby!... No it's needed doing, so I got on with it. I like decorating, it's the preparation and clearing up afterwards, I don't like! | |||
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So I had a sudden impulse to do something constructive this afternoon, so I stuck some 80's music on and emulsioned the kitchen
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