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By *xxmale76xxx OP   Man
over a year ago

inverness

when your at work, and your working late. some one else comes in to start, and the first thing they ask is- are you still here? well yes clearly i still am, if you can ask me that!

if your crying or screaming in pain the first question you get asked is- are you ok?

any other questions like this that make you laugh?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you're eating a delicous meal - someone says ...... You enjoying that ?

All your stuff is on the table and your bag is on the chair they say ....

Are you sitting here ?

You are staring at the telly ... You watching that?

you spit sommat out .......Don't you like it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nose is bleeding..do you want a tissue?

You come in looking like a drowned rat....is it raining?

You scream 'Ouch' whilst being fucked up the arse, without warning lol and your asked deeper or stop? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that good for you? When you've just gushed all over a guys face.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you go anywhere nice on your holiday??? No I picked the worst place you could imagine....

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

when ur in bestest undies ,drapped seductively on the bed and teasing your clit and ur asked if ur horney .....

please feel free to substitute...

bestest undies to y -frounts

drapped seductivley for splayed

and

teasing clit to wanking furiously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when ur in bestest undies ,drapped seductively on the bed and teasing your clit and ur asked if ur horney .....

please feel free to substitute...

bestest undies to y -frounts

drapped seductivley for splayed

and

teasing clit to wanking furiously "

"You going to stare at it or put it back in the sunshine hole?"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When your glass is empty - "Do you want another one" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your eyes are red and watering, snot trailing from your nose, you're coughing up a lung and can hardly talk and you're asked, "do you have a cold?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parents to children Do you want a smack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On returning from Anywhere-

'You back already?'

No, I am a figment of your imagination..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at a very heavily pregnant woman and saying you not had the baby yet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at a very heavily pregnant woman and saying you not had the baby yet then "

Or......seeing a woman you haven't seen for ages who looks heavily pregnant and asking "When is the happy event?" only to be met with an icy glare and asked "What are you talking about?".

Yes I've done that.

I work in a hospital and its amazing how many times I'll be pushing a patient on a trolley and someone they know will walk by and ask " Hi,are you alright?" R

XX

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By *xxmale76xxx OP   Man
over a year ago

inverness

ha ha ha!!! to all of the above!!!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

to your kids

"dont come running to me when you fall of that and break your leg"

bike skateboard swing etc.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Looking at a very heavily pregnant woman and saying you not had the baby yet then "

I did that once. She had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive told you a million times not to exaggerate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at a very heavily pregnant woman and saying you not had the baby yet then

I did that once. She had! "

oops

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