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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Recently come across a porn video of ‘pussy slapping’ in which the female squirted from it is this possible or just another unrealistic porn thing?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

"

Yes because everything in porn films are true

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

Yes because everything in porn films are true "

Then we are all agreed. It's true.

Unless you doubt it's true.

Do you doubt it's true ?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here."

Hanging on by the skin of my falsies

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Recently come across a porn video of ‘pussy slapping’ in which the female squirted from it is this possible or just another unrealistic porn thing?"

Almost anything is possible, whether it's likely is another matter.

I reckon you're right when you say it's an unrealistic porn thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

Yes because everything in porn films are true

Then we are all agreed. It's true.

Unless you doubt it's true.

Do you doubt it's true ?"

No no I was just wondering if everyone shared my opinion that porn is 100% truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

"

1 million percent true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone slaps my pussies I'll slap them..... grrrrr.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

Yes because everything in porn films are true

Then we are all agreed. It's true.

Unless you doubt it's true.

Do you doubt it's true ?

No no I was just wondering if everyone shared my opinion that porn is 100% truth "

Well I certainly do.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

1 million percent true. "

You can't have 1 million per cent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

Yes because everything in porn films are true

Then we are all agreed. It's true.

Unless you doubt it's true.

Do you doubt it's true ?

No no I was just wondering if everyone shared my opinion that porn is 100% truth

Well I certainly do. "

I’m glad you share my opinion on this matter thank you for the support

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.

1 million percent true. "

I thought as much

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here."

It is good to see you back Ricky.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky. "

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky.

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though. "

Got to watch them pesky plumbers also the TV repair men are rascals

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky.

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.

Got to watch them pesky plumbers also the TV repair men are rascals "

They're the worst. Shag your missus and leave you with only Freeview!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky.

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.

Got to watch them pesky plumbers also the TV repair men are rascals

They're the worst. Shag your missus and leave you with only Freeview!!!"

It wouldn’t be so bad if the freeview signal was decent

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky.

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though. "

Random. Was that in code ?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky.

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.

Random. Was that in code ?"

Hehehe. No Granny. Just reinforcing the preposition that everything that happens in porn movies is true

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky.

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.

Random. Was that in code ?

Hehehe. No Granny. Just reinforcing the preposition that everything that happens in porn movies is true "

Ding ! I'm there now. I was thinking i'd given you a blow job but couldn't remember working as a plumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad we cleared up that it is true thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are hilarious x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I actually need a plumber just hope he doesn’t try to slip one in me

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Phoning the RSPCA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phoning the RSPCA"

I’ve tried that they told me because it was a porno it was allowed because it’s accurate and safe

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.

It is good to see you back Ricky.

Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.

Random. Was that in code ?

Hehehe. No Granny. Just reinforcing the preposition that everything that happens in porn movies is true

Ding ! I'm there now. I was thinking i'd given you a blow job but couldn't remember working as a plumber "

You are as incorrigible as ever Granny. And you do makes I laugh You would remember my Hotpoint 7kg front loader with the lightly soiled setting. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only slap the pussy three times with my cock before entering...

A real gentleman always knock !

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I enjoy pussy slapping but not a squirter so can't advise! Does turn me on immensely though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I enjoy pussy slapping but not a squirter so can't advise! Does turn me on immensely though "

We were convinced everyone who enjoys pussy slapping must squirt too because it happened in porn

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