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 in the steam room every time I moved my bottom on the bench it made a noise poor people in there must have thought I’m trumping I ended up going quicker than I planned | |||
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"I accidentally flashed a riot van full off police while running across a road an entire breast escaped my top. They seemed to enjoy it, what made it more embarrassing was I had a guide dog puppy with me who I was training. "  I’m sure they’ve enjoyed the view | |||
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"I accidentally flashed a riot van full off police while running across a road an entire breast escaped my top. They seemed to enjoy it, what made it more embarrassing was I had a guide dog puppy with me who I was training. " You’re more than welcome to come and accidentally flash me anytime you like....    | |||
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"in the steam room every time I moved my bottom on the bench it made a noise poor people in there must have thought I’m trumping I ended up going quicker than I planned "It's happened to me loads of times, I get loads of dirty looks! I feel your pain | |||
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"in the steam room every time I moved my bottom on the bench it made a noise poor people in there must have thought I’m trumping I ended up going quicker than I planned
It's happened to me loads of times, I get loads of dirty looks!
I feel your pain " I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’ve been in there when it’s happened to others and it is funny just hope I don’t see those people again in the near future | |||
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Try my hardest I do, I’m getting better, but I fancy the pants off of his friends who has a joke with me and always tells me to push my bum out etc, I can’t cope with him being there! Luckily my mum goes and is just as unfit as me - but all my hubby’s friends fancy her! And they’re girlfriends fancy my dad! And then here I am, all dumpy | |||
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"Six weeks ago I started Zumba again. Found a really nice class I like and have gone along every week. I stick to the same area each week, 2nd row from front next to who seems the most 2nd popular lady of the class. Last week she looked at me during the Zumba class waving her hands giving it ‘hiiiii’, I was so pleased thinking ‘yes I’ve finally been accepted’, I beamed smiling back at her all the way through the track. Imagine my surprise in between tracks she then ran towards me then straight past me hugging the lady to my right. She had never made eye contact with me in the first place. How embarrassed was I? Very! " this is classic! | |||
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"I awoke one morning and saw a spider on my pillow so SCREAMED,,,"Aaaargh SPIDER!",hysterical,,till my girlfriend pointed out it was one of my false eyelashes " easy to mistake them , especially if you’ve just woken up | |||
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"I told my boss I was going to see Roger Rabbit when I meant Peter Rabbit!!! " | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream ." | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
"You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do! | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!" oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story | |||
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"What’s your most resent embarrassing moment? Mine was tonight in the steam room every time I moved my bottom on the bench it made a noise poor people in there must have thought I’m trumping I ended up going quicker than I planned "Hahaha classic “honest it’s not me” | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story "Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing " this is funny | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing
this is funny "I would just like to point out, this was a 1 time thing accident! It hadn't happened for 14 years, and I hope it doesn't happen for the next 14 at least | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing
this is funny
I would just like to point out, this was a 1 time thing accident! It hadn't happened for 14 years, and I hope it doesn't happen for the next 14 at least "This reminds me of mr we were on holiday and after a night out and one too many beers he thought he was in the bathroom when he was actually standing at the landing of the holiday apartment the result was a puddle at the bottom of the stairs he still denies it | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing
this is funny
I would just like to point out, this was a 1 time thing accident! It hadn't happened for 14 years, and I hope it doesn't happen for the next 14 at least "It’s those dreams where you are using the loo in your dream!! They’re dangerous dreams lol | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing
this is funny
I would just like to point out, this was a 1 time thing accident! It hadn't happened for 14 years, and I hope it doesn't happen for the next 14 at least
This reminds me of mr we were on holiday and after a night out and one too many beers he thought he was in the bathroom when he was actually standing at the landing of the holiday apartment the result was a puddle at the bottom of the stairs he still denies it "Haha, drinking at night is a bad idea! But since we're on fabs, we can call it unplanned watersports | |||
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"I told my boss I was going to see Roger Rabbit when I meant Peter Rabbit!!! "Better than saying you were going to see Rampant Rabbit ! | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing
this is funny
I would just like to point out, this was a 1 time thing accident! It hadn't happened for 14 years, and I hope it doesn't happen for the next 14 at least
This reminds me of mr we were on holiday and after a night out and one too many beers he thought he was in the bathroom when he was actually standing at the landing of the holiday apartment the result was a puddle at the bottom of the stairs he still denies it
Haha, drinking at night is a bad idea!
But since we're on fabs, we can call it unplanned watersports " self pleasuring water sports is there a word for that? | |||
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"During a legs bums and tums class I was at one summer, a lady broke wind rather loudly! Think I was more embarrassed for her! "Oh no! Poor woman | |||
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing
this is funny
I would just like to point out, this was a 1 time thing accident! It hadn't happened for 14 years, and I hope it doesn't happen for the next 14 at least
This reminds me of mr we were on holiday and after a night out and one too many beers he thought he was in the bathroom when he was actually standing at the landing of the holiday apartment the result was a puddle at the bottom of the stairs he still denies it
Haha, drinking at night is a bad idea!
But since we're on fabs, we can call it unplanned watersports
self pleasuring water sports is there a word for that? "Urinary Incontinence ? | |||
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"Every Monday at my boxing class - my dad teaches it, and my hubby and all his friends go. I’m so unfit
Try my hardest I do, I’m getting better, but I fancy the pants off of his friends who has a joke with me and always tells me to push my bum out etc, I can’t cope with him being there! Luckily my mum goes and is just as unfit as me - but all my hubby’s friends fancy her! And they’re girlfriends fancy my dad! And then here I am, all dumpy "And the embarrassing moment or bit ???? | |||
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"About 18 months ago I was in hospital and had to be put on a catheter as my kidneys weren’t working properly. A couple of nights later and I was fast asleep, having a lovely dream I was swimming in a nice, warm, lake... Then I woke up to find the bloody thing had dislodged from where it was supposed to be and I was pissing the bed! I pressed the button for the nurse and just my luck the fit one was on shift! Never been so embarrassed in my life..." I’m sure she’s seen it happen plenty of times. Did she get to fix it at least? | |||
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"About 18 months ago I was in hospital and had to be put on a catheter as my kidneys weren’t working properly. A couple of nights later and I was fast asleep, having a lovely dream I was swimming in a nice, warm, lake... Then I woke up to find the bloody thing had dislodged from where it was supposed to be and I was pissing the bed! I pressed the button for the nurse and just my luck the fit one was on shift! Never been so embarrassed in my life... I’m sure she’s seen it happen plenty of times. Did she get to fix it at least? "Yeah she fixed it, but I couldn’t really enjoy her hands on my cock when a) there’s a tube running from it to a bag of urine and b) she’s just cleaned me up from said urine Also, probably not the best idea to start getting hard while I had it in! | |||
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