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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester

Men.. I don't know if its just me, but the shaving of a scrotum seems to be a fucking irritating job. Do you mean do anything to reduce the risk of slicing my scrotum every time? I'm bloody careful and kind of stretch the skin (how graphic..) to make it more smooth to prevent slices being removed, but I always end up with at least some nips. Have any of you tried hair removal cream of any description or have any other tips please?

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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester


"Men.. I don't know if its just me, but the shaving of a scrotum seems to be a fucking irritating job. Do you mean do anything to reduce the risk of slicing my scrotum every time? I'm bloody careful and kind of stretch the skin (how graphic..) to make it more smooth to prevent slices being removed, but I always end up with at least some nips. Have any of you tried hair removal cream of any description or have any other tips please? "

Men*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a man. But I have epilated a ball bag once...

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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester


"I'm not a man. But I have epilated a ball bag once... "

Lol that sounds horrific

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

I find it easier if I don't use a cutthroat razor.

Mind you, the bits of toilet tissue dabbed on the nicks isn't the best look.

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I'm not a man. But I have epilated a ball bag once... "

Even for you, I would not allow someone to epilate my scrotum. It would be a final destination moment.

What I will say, Venus razors. They get through bollock hair like nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless your ball sack looks like the topographical map of utah had sex with Freddy Krueger's face and you used your great grandfather's uncle Benjens rusty razor it should be a smooth sailing.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Casually following

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it after a week and it's itchier than a fuckin iitchy thing on itch day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet hair removal cream

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I use good razors and take a gradual approach. NEVER use one of those electric razor. They're guaranteed to chew your happysack to pieces.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm not a man. But I have epilated a ball bag once...

Even for you, I would not allow someone to epilate my scrotum. It would be a final destination moment.

What I will say, Venus razors. They get through bollock hair like nothing else."

Which is funny, because girls mainly prefer a guys razor as they’re a much better shave! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use good razors and take a gradual approach. NEVER use one of those electric razor. They're guaranteed to chew your happysack to pieces."

I use electric razor no problem so far

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

cc hotel


"Men.. I don't know if its just me, but the shaving of a scrotum seems to be a fucking irritating job. Do you mean do anything to reduce the risk of slicing my scrotum every time? I'm bloody careful and kind of stretch the skin (how graphic..) to make it more smooth to prevent slices being removed, but I always end up with at least some nips. Have any of you tried hair removal cream of any description or have any other tips please?

Men*"

veet....easy to use just don't leave it on too long.

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I'm not a man. But I have epilated a ball bag once...

Even for you, I would not allow someone to epilate my scrotum. It would be a final destination moment.

What I will say, Venus razors. They get through bollock hair like nothing else.

Which is funny, because girls mainly prefer a guys razor as they’re a much better shave! x"

Women's razors are far better. Although it's not the best look having a pink razor in my bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet hair removal cream"

You double-hard bastard! Ive heard thats like naplam on the old custard factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it after a week and it's itchier than a fuckin iitchy thing on itch day. "

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I think I may be the only one who likes a bit of hair

Just a good soaping is good for me!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I think I may be the only one who likes a bit of hair

Just a good soaping is good for me! "

I know you had taste the first time we spoke

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I think I may be the only one who likes a bit of hair

Just a good soaping is good for me!

I know you had taste the first time we spoke "

Knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet hair removal cream

You double-hard bastard! Ive heard thats like naplam on the old custard factory. "

Have to make sure you don't leave it on too long. It's fine if washed off it in, if not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve tried very and it burnt like hell but was smooth as a babies bum.

I now use a standard safety razor and it does the job with no cuts at all, it doesn’t last as long as veet though but only takes 15 mins in the shower so not a problem.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"Men.. I don't know if its just me, but the shaving of a scrotum seems to be a fucking irritating job. Do you mean do anything to reduce the risk of slicing my scrotum every time? I'm bloody careful and kind of stretch the skin (how graphic..) to make it more smooth to prevent slices being removed, but I always end up with at least some nips. Have any of you tried hair removal cream of any description or have any other tips please? "

Are you using a cheap dispoable razor or somethign decent? Never have any probs with a Gillette Fusion and the gel

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

1 new razor

2 shave gel

3 stretch ballbag like a bats wing 4 be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wax them now

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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester

Thanks guys. Those that have tried veet, did you use the sensitive skin version and how long did you leave it on? Thanks. I read on amazon reviews of some people getting blisters from the burn so it had put me off.. As you'd expect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a man. But I have epilated a ball bag once... "

Did he enjoy it?

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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester


"I wax them now "

I tried that and followed instructions precisely but it left a sticky residue that wouldn't even come off in the bath. What brand do you use please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a man. But I have epilated a ball bag once... "

tried this once... never again...

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I think I may be the only one who likes a bit of hair

Just a good soaping is good for me!

I know you had taste the first time we spoke

Knew "

taste I dont mind....crusty chewy bits, however...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 new razor

2 shave gel

3 stretch ballbag like a bats wing 4 be careful "

I prefer to use a razor that is a couple of shaves old.. just my preference

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I wax them now

I tried that and followed instructions precisely but it left a sticky residue that wouldn't even come off in the bath. What brand do you use please? "

wax residue comes off with baby oil

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Never have any problems with the stretch and smooth method in the shower but then I don't get overly hairy there anyway.

Just don't make the mistake I once made and try with a beard trimmer - which gathers up loose skin and cuts it to kingdom come!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks guys. Those that have tried veet, did you use the sensitive skin version and how long did you leave it on? Thanks. I read on amazon reviews of some people getting blisters from the burn so it had put me off.. As you'd expect. "

There are 2 types of Veet. Standard for legs and armpits. Then Veet Bikini. should be less burny i presume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a nasty encounter with some clippers when doing a pre shave trim a few weeks ago...left with a v shaped little scar on the seam bit and it bled for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a regular Wilkinsons razor,never had a problem with cuts.Just take your time and be sure to stretch the skin so it's nice and smooth,and keep the blade clean and hair-free with a rinse after every stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wax them now

I tried that and followed instructions precisely but it left a sticky residue that wouldn't even come off in the bath. What brand do you use please? "

Use oil mate it comes off straight away

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Magic Powder, with Aloe Vera works great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just done mine in the shower, smothered them with hair conditioner, then just shaved with a throw away razor, no risk at all

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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester

Thanks people very helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to use bic single use razor (orange handle) and had it down to an art but it would grow back fairly quickly and very prickly!

Decided to try hair removal cream, decided to trim with electric beard trimmer without the guard to thin out before using the cream.... needless to say he was chewed up and spat out by the thing

Have another attempt once healed up nicely and it worked wonders, grew back a lot softer. Used to use veet, tried nair as I use that on my legs and it burnt him though so stuck with veet which gave good results

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere


"Never have any problems with the stretch and smooth method in the shower but then I don't get overly hairy there anyway.

Just don't make the mistake I once made and try with a beard trimmer - which gathers up loose skin and cuts it to kingdom come!! "

I did that too. Really not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did enjoy it Yes!

Not as much as I did though. I ended up removing every bit of hair from the neck to the upper thighs... very therapeutic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn it off.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Straight edge razor with soap and glory here. I've only ever cut them once or twice when I was rushing or not stretching them to my knees.

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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester


"Straight edge razor with soap and glory here. I've only ever cut them once or twice when I was rushing or not stretching them to my knees. "

Well you definitely have a very clean shave lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used an electric razor once, never again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He did enjoy it Yes!

Not as much as I did though. I ended up removing every bit of hair from the neck to the upper thighs... very therapeutic! "

I'm game if you are lol xx

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Straight edge razor with soap and glory here. I've only ever cut them once or twice when I was rushing or not stretching them to my knees.

Well you definitely have a very clean shave lol!! "

Have to admit, I'm a little rusty at it now.

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By *ipplebarnyMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

Might be bit weird last time I used a nasal hair clipper keeping skin tight I was quite pleased with result (I don’t use as nasal clipper any more)

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By *heeky WigglesMan
over a year ago

Hayling


"Straight edge razor with soap and glory here. I've only ever cut them once or twice when I was rushing or not stretching them to my knees. "

I do actually shave with a cuthroat

My face that is

Defo not down there ..the idea is terrifying lol

I can definately recomend against Veet too

That was a mistake i wont make again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your butler to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is making me laugh "

You aren't the only one. Got me sniggering to myself.

We are mean aren't we.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I hate it after a week and it's itchier than a fuckin iitchy thing on itch day. "

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Don't leave the hair removal cream on too long or you'll burn your bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. I don't know if its just me, but the shaving of a scrotum seems to be a fucking irritating job. Do you mean do anything to reduce the risk of slicing my scrotum every time? I'm bloody careful and kind of stretch the skin (how graphic..) to make it more smooth to prevent slices being removed, but I always end up with at least some nips. Have any of you tried hair removal cream of any description or have any other tips please? "

Sorry I can't help, after my latest attempt Hitler has got more balls than me now

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I just use the electric clippers, with No.3 guard on, for my balls and pubic bone area, then smooth shave the base of my cock. I'm not the hairiest of blokes to be honest, and there's not a big contrast between my hair colour and skin tone, so I look fairly bald all over. With the No.3 clipper blade, I find my balls never get that itchy feeling, and it's easy to maintain

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You don't have to have hairless balls guys - that pre-pubescent look isn't needed. Just keep yourself trimmed overall, if you want lighter coverage.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Thanks guys, I’m crying laughing but you sound like a load of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is genuinely making me feel faint

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"This thread is genuinely making me feel faint "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks guys, I’m crying laughing but you sound like a load of woman "

How very rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER MIND

The Bollocks

HERE'S

MIKKI MARASCHINO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished doing mine. Love that silky-smooth and strokably-soft feeling.

I always use a good, sharp fresh twin-blade, on dry skin. Never have any problems with cuts.

Don't need to buy expensive razors - BIC are fine, 10 for a quid, in Tesco - but NOT the nasty ones from pound shops.

I concur with the "don't use electric" comment. Bastards will chew up your scrote, in a heartbeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't have to have hairless balls guys - that pre-pubescent look isn't needed. Just keep yourself trimmed overall, if you want lighter coverage. "

Get scissors down there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is making me laugh

You aren't the only one. Got me sniggering to myself.

We are mean aren't we. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is making me laugh

You aren't the only one. Got me sniggering to myself.

We are mean aren't we.

"

I have cut my nuts some many times shaving that they looks like a pair of hassle back potatoes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I like someone to shave me flange for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like someone to shave me flange for me "

Stand back boys this is a big job, stand back boys this is a big job.

We're did that echo come from

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I like someone to shave me flange for me

Stand back boys this is a big job, stand back boys this is a big job.

We're did that echo come from "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like someone to shave me flange for me

Stand back boys this is a big job, stand back boys this is a big job.

We're did that echo come from

"

But such a lovely echo xx

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

Google the amazon veet review, it’s hilarious

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By *urSurveySays OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Chichester


"Google the amazon veet review, it’s hilarious "

I saw them on amazon that's why I'm here

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Thanks guys, I’m crying laughing but you sound like a load of woman "

One woman I met from here said to me; "You'd better have your cock and balls shaved, or at least neatly trimmed, 'cos I ain't going looking for gorillas in the mist"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet hair removal cream

You double-hard bastard! Ive heard thats like naplam on the old custard factory. "

Who told you that? Veet works well. Use the Aloa Vera one. Never had any issues that you suggest above. Only thing I'd say is it also remove the hair from the inside of your thighs if your sac presses against it while waiting for it to work. 5 mins is usually about good time.

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"Thanks guys, I’m crying laughing but you sound like a load of woman

One woman I met from here said to me; "You'd better have your cock and balls shaved, or at least neatly trimmed, 'cos I ain't going looking for gorillas in the mist" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google the amazon veet review, it’s hilarious "

They are Pure quality

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