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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there area fair few guys use inanimate objects such as sky remotes or deodorant cans to compare their cocks with.

Guys, if you had to pick something what would you use?

Ladies if you had to do the same with your breasts what would you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate wrappers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I would use purple spaniels ears.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A Thimble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tic tac !

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Cricket balls

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Miniature bottle of vodka people might think it's a full ltr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubi's hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you said inanimate, but how about using boobs to measure cocks and visa versa. Sounds a fun idea to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beach ball x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man's mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of bath buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man's mouth."

Some men have bigger mouths than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smarties... you can eat them after

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

A hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Galia melons

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Footballs

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I find using my body for size comparison works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need a scale to realise mine is perfectly average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kit Kat mini lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier "

Maybe the big love heart tins for boobs and the stick of sweets for cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man's mouth.

Some men have bigger mouths than others "

I was thinking of one particular man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier "

I like sucking a cock with a mouthful of JD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier

I like sucking a cock with a mouthful of JD."

a twister lollice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier

I like sucking a cock with a mouthful of JD."

Jam Dohnut???? Mmmmmmm sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grain of rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there area fair few guys use inanimate objects such as sky remotes or deodorant cans to compare their cocks with.

Guys, if you had to pick something what would you use?

Ladies if you had to do the same with your breasts what would you use? "

The full picture of my profile is a ladies mouth

That’s a great scare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubi's hand "
great answer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier "

I got a pringles tube. That's what made me start the thread

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Boa constrictor

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier

I got a pringles tube. That's what made me start the thread "

Original!!

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"Love heart sweets. One would say 'kiss me' one would say 'suck me'

Someone sent a pic of his cock next to a bottle of JD earlier

I got a pringles tube. That's what made me start the thread

Original!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite size cherry bakewells

Peach x

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Don’t fall for this one

Rubidoux is a showgirl at the circus

She is after new acts, to join her

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga gym balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cute face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread knife

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester

I'd use a tuna can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t fall for this one

Rubidoux is a showgirl at the circus

She is after new acts, to join her "

Hey satsun!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t fall for this one

Rubidoux is a showgirl at the circus

She is after new acts, to join her "

Sssshhhhhh! It's going so well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something from the other half’s dolls house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubi, you already know what's I'd use....your boobies!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A toothpick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swizzels

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Two honeydew melons.

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