FabSwingers.com forum: Ex ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

C'mon .... tell me.

We all get msgs saying .... Yeah I'm EX ARMY.....

I'm Ex POLICE .......

Why ?

I've never had one saying ... Yeah babe im ex Greggs Bakery........ 10 years.

I'm ex Cinema Projector .... 8 years.

Street sweeper for 15 years till I couldn't hold the brush anymore...

Why do forces bodies ~DO that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an ex schoolboy. And proud of it!

"C'mon .... tell me.

We all get msgs saying .... Yeah I'm EX ARMY.....

I'm Ex POLICE .......

Why ?

I've never had one saying ... Yeah babe im ex Greggs Bakery........ 10 years.

I'm ex Cinema Projector .... 8 years.

Street sweeper for 15 years till I couldn't hold the brush anymore...

Why do forces bodies ~DO that ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weve had loads of messages recently that have their job in the first line, why

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

@ greggs.

They think you are impressed enough to drop your drawers Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because a lot of people find uniformed men attractive

it's a cliche, but one that does get some credibility

i think there is a link between that and perceived masculinity / fitness etc

also, a number of people (but not all) who are ex-woteva find it hard to ever shake that out of their system and hold on to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna start going 'round telling everybody that I'm an Ex television engineer - doesn't quite have that 'something' does it ?

Or an Expert

Ex is something that has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm gonna start going 'round telling everybody that I'm an Ex television engineer - doesn't quite have that 'something' does it ?

Or an Expert

Ex is something that has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure

Great! I bagsy being Ex Hale

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

@ greggs.

They think you are impressed enough to drop your drawers Granny"

I'm never impressed by words without action

Never impressed by ex anything

Never impressed by braggers....

Never wear drawers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aslong as they arent full of shit and pretending to be squaddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as I don't get a mail from my EX husband.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

@ greggs.

They think you are impressed enough to drop your drawers Granny

I'm never impressed by words without action

Never impressed by ex anything

Never impressed by braggers....

Never wear drawers.....

We think the same

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"aslong as they arent full of shit and pretending to be squaddies"

or using incomplete sentences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind.. as currently serving or ex, I dont meet forces people...

So someone telling me that they are ex army helps me..

Cali x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I dont mind.. as currently serving or ex, I dont meet forces people...

So someone telling me that they are ex army helps me..

Cali x"

Gasp ....... that's just Forcesist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about ex pornstars? Is that flattering?

Lucky I am not an ex. Maybe to a few women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idk Gwanny..!..

Perhaps once released from their chosen servitude, they spontaneously develop ICD……. “Involuntary Compulsive Disclosure” ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gasp ....... that's just Forcesist!"

So I keep getting told.. lol but I make no exceptions..

cali

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Gasp ....... that's just Forcesist!

So I keep getting told.. lol but I make no exceptions..

cali"

Did you say Ex ception ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aslong as they arent full of shit and pretending to be squaddies

or using incomplete sentences"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gasp ....... that's just Forcesist!

So I keep getting told.. lol but I make no exceptions..

cali

Did you say Ex ception ?"

hahaha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C.V of an "EX"

Ex Athlete (did Gym at school)

Ex Professional dancer (got up and boogied at a David Essex concert)

Ex Nude Model ( photographed naked at nine months)

Ex Boxer (cuffed the old man a few times round the chops)

Ex Porn Star (was watched at a gangbang)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"C.V of an "EX"

Ex Athlete (did Gym at school)

Ex Professional dancer (got up and boogied at a David Essex concert)

Ex Nude Model ( photographed naked at nine months)

Ex Boxer (cuffed the old man a few times round the chops)

Ex Porn Star (was watched at a gangbang)

Ex Politician - Started telling the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tick two boxes there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... and Ex Forces (before you were born)

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Cos they institutionalsed they cant help it..Its being a type isnt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the line

"I am an ex-swinger! Will you take me out of retirement?"

tempt anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would the line

"I am an ex-swinger! Will you take me out of retirement?"

tempt anyone?"

Im an ex swinger too lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No different to men that boast in the first sentence how big a knob they are, erm I mean how big their knob is.

As Shania sang..."that don't impress me much!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an ex ex, I've been chucked a few times

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i'm an ex-pert...

. me nipples are down by me knees now.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im EXceptionally individual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as I don't get a mail from my EX husband.

Hahaha, mine winked me..... was laughin so much it took me awhile to block him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" i'm an ex-pert...

. me nipples are down by me knees now.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm XL, does that count?

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

No such thing as being an "Ex Policeman" I for one would take heed if someone told me that as "Once a cunt always a cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" i'm an ex-pert...

. me nipples are down by me knees now.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

They may be trying to tell you they once had something which they felt defined them as a person but now they just don’t know who they are or the point of their existence; hence clinging to the past, to evade the feeling of being worthless.

Or they may just think what they did in the past has a better chance of getting a shag than showing people who they are now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an ex toilet cleaner does that get me any extra brownie points

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

They have probably read peoples profiles asking for ex army etc as potential meets, and think that every woman is impressed by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as I don't get a mail from my EX husband.

same as me - only i got 2 exes of them!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

People actually ask for ex army ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually ex RAF but I'd never mention it on my profile or use it to impress.

The only I use it is when serving members mail me and say I'm in the Army/RAF/Navy etc like it's meant to impress me.

I grew up in the military, I joined it myself. Uniform doesn't impress me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non of them say

"I'm an ex bullshitter"

"I'm an ex inmate"

"I'm an ex tractor fan"

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