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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand "

Only dogs does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand

Only dogs does that "

I'm a husky, aspiring to be a giant caucasian mountain shepherd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for? "

Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for? "

Can someone explain? Having a dolly moment here and not even opened the rose yet....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Where do you stand "

About 2 foot away from said lamppost, or else I get splashback.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Where do you stand"

Away from the lamp post.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont really understand what "lamp post" pissing is!

Can you explain? Im not sure if I do or not

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Gah, too slow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actively try to avoid it all costs, I'm undecided which is worse, people bragging how much better they are or who's had the most traumatic experience, I'm siding with the latter.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a Fab coded message ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today "

The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today

The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though. "

You've hid the shower pic, I need more concinving!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


""Where do you stand "

"

isn't the answer to this "downwind"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today

The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though. "

shocking...and I thought it was courtney thanking me for all the cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Can someone explain? Having a dolly moment here and not even opened the rose yet...."

more like buckfast

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Do you partake?"

Regularly


"Does it make you cringe?"

Not when we do it


"Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?"

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was about actually pissing on lamposts.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I dont really understand what "lamp post" pissing is!

Can you explain? Im not sure if I do or not "

I think it's when guys (usually) mark their territory by proclaiming that they're extra good at something when a woman posts that not many men can do it. For example an attractive and popular lady posts that men don't bother with foreplay, loads of men will then post that they are experts in foreplay and have a PhD in it.

No harm in it, we're always telling men to get themselves noticed

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


""Where do you stand "

isn't the answer to this "downwind".... "

I'd have thought upwind would be better, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont really understand what "lamp post" pissing is!

Can you explain? Im not sure if I do or not

I think it's when guys (usually) mark their territory by proclaiming that they're extra good at something when a woman posts that not many men can do it. For example an attractive and popular lady posts that men don't bother with foreplay, loads of men will then post that they are experts in foreplay and have a PhD in it.

No harm in it, we're always telling men to get themselves noticed "

I can pass a whole grapefruit

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "

Oh....guilty as charged then.

Still can't see how thats pissing on a lamp post

People do this with many different people from what I see...Ill go back bounce around on my web for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand "

I dont mind it so much but when a whole thread gets hijacked it becomes a tad nauseating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand

I dont mind it so much but when a whole thread gets hijacked it becomes a tad nauseating "

Nah those are the best ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I want a woman to let me stick my sperm cannon in her tuna taco than I have to mark my territory as well as white knight her.

It’s the only way isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was about actually pissing on lamposts. "

Me too

I thought there was some new kink I hadn't heard of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "

I think a lot on the forums have been guilty of this at one time or other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I want a woman to let me stick my sperm cannon in her tuna taco than I have to mark my territory as well as white knight her.

It’s the only way isn’t it?"

got it in one

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"If I want a woman to let me stick my sperm cannon in her tuna taco than I have to mark my territory as well as white knight her.

It’s the only way isn’t it?"
no go undercover! it's the snake theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand

I dont mind it so much but when a whole thread gets hijacked it becomes a tad nauseating

Nah those are the best ones "

Each to their own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havnt pissed up a lamppost in ages. Not sure I ever did, but if a good forum flirt is that, then I am out of practise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not and find people who actively do it to each other some what pathetic and juvenile, if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sexy with the right women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I havnt pissed up a lamppost in ages. Not sure I ever did, but if a good forum flirt is that, then I am out of practise "

I'll partake with you in some watersports if you like

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on.

It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely not and find people who actively do it to each other some what pathetic and juvenile, if I'm honest. "

Well said, absolutely disgusting.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very sexy with the right women. "

Sorry misread thought it read lamppost kissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on.

It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out "

So they were flirting with themselves? Self love taken to a whole new level

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I havnt pissed up a lamppost in ages. Not sure I ever did, but if a good forum flirt is that, then I am out of practise

I'll partake with you in some watersports if you like "

So this is lampposting hah

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet "

I'm bringing you wellies in June

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havnt pissed up a lamppost in ages. Not sure I ever did, but if a good forum flirt is that, then I am out of practise

I'll partake with you in some watersports if you like "

I'll get the tarpaulin

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on.

It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out

So they were flirting with themselves? Self love taken to a whole new level "

It was quite cringe.

I can’t remember the thread name otherwise I would bump it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today

The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though.

shocking...and I thought it was courtney thanking me for all the cock pics "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, got to love a bit of a flirt. X

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet

I'm bringing you wellies in June "

Don’t worry I’ll be plodding around Dartmoor so you are quite safe

Swing

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"

Where do you stand "

Next to the lamp post

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

"

It's have a drink time

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

It's have a drink time "

I'm already a couple of pints in, just need a lamp post now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

It's have a drink time

I'm already a couple of pints in, just need a lamp post now "

you'll have an empty pint soon..you know where to piss..

just dont forget its not beer/lager

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

It's have a drink time

I'm already a couple of pints in, just need a lamp post now "

Well don't lift your leg to high you may fall over

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

It's have a drink time "

Well it is Saturday

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

"

Ha ha! I totally agree

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"

Well don't lift your leg to high you may fall over "

That hasn't happened for a while. I've been working on my core strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost."

how high?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Nearest thing I get to competitive sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand "

I prefer a good dump on the doorstep

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?"

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder."

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter "

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats nothing when i was a kid id piss thru letterboxes on mischief night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has turned me off many a person on the forum in the past if I’m honest. I would have used it as a filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!"

hottie with the ladder,

upon a lampost she pished,

with the aid of her bladder,

its all I could have ever wished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Where do you stand "

isn't the answer to this "downwind".... "

upwind, - unless you have a certain kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp posts

I usually just hide behind a hedge

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!

hottie with the ladder,

upon a lampost she pished,

with the aid of her bladder,

its all I could have ever wished."

That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought lamppost pissing was marking your ‘territory’ publicly. So for example if two people are flirting on a thread, and someone who has met one of them comments making it very obvious that they have met that person and will do again.

Is that not right???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought lamppost pissing was marking your ‘territory’ publicly. So for example if two people are flirting on a thread, and someone who has met one of them comments making it very obvious that they have met that person and will do again.

Is that not right??? "

I guess both definition fit well in here

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"I always thought lamppost pissing was marking your ‘territory’ publicly. So for example if two people are flirting on a thread, and someone who has met one of them comments making it very obvious that they have met that person and will do again.

Is that not right??? "

That’s how we understand it

Swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!

hottie with the ladder,

upon a lampost she pished,

with the aid of her bladder,

its all I could have ever wished.

That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot."

she peed so high,

the light was doused out,

but like an angel in the sky,

without a doubt,

I was mesmerized by her glowing pie.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

...I find it cringeworthy to be honest, especially when it's a one way thing and just one person marking his/her "territory"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

...I find it cringeworthy to be honest, especially when it's a one way thing and just one person marking his/her "territory" "

I've heard that the club scene can be very much like this too, along with a certain clique; how pathetic can some people be?

Quite sad really.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!

hottie with the ladder,

upon a lampost she pished,

with the aid of her bladder,

its all I could have ever wished.

That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot.

she peed so high,

the light was doused out,

but like an angel in the sky,

without a doubt,

I was mesmerized by her glowing pie."

It's getting a bit deep now isn't it,if someone else shows interest in you I'm going to piss up your lamppost or is that my lamppost?! Who's lamppost do I piss up I'm confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple veris from the same person is classed as LPP? I see it as a sign that that person is actually meeting people more than once, which is a good thing in my book. One guy I've met displays many of my veris which recommend ladies to meet him if they're looking for a regular guy, am I lamp post pissing? I don't think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!

hottie with the ladder,

upon a lampost she pished,

with the aid of her bladder,

its all I could have ever wished.

That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot.

she peed so high,

the light was doused out,

but like an angel in the sky,

without a doubt,

I was mesmerized by her glowing pie.

It's getting a bit deep now isn't it,if someone else shows interest in you I'm going to piss up your lamppost or is that my lamppost?! Who's lamppost do I piss up I'm confused!"

lol..yeahh...act really aggressive n jealous

I dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple veris from the same person is classed as LPP? I see it as a sign that that person is actually meeting people more than once, which is a good thing in my book. One guy I've met displays many of my veris which recommend ladies to meet him if they're looking for a regular guy, am I lamp post pissing? I don't think so! "

I think its more about a weekly verify than multiple verifications to be honest lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!

hottie with the ladder,

upon a lampost she pished,

with the aid of her bladder,

its all I could have ever wished.

That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot.

she peed so high,

the light was doused out,

but like an angel in the sky,

without a doubt,

I was mesmerized by her glowing pie.

It's getting a bit deep now isn't it,if someone else shows interest in you I'm going to piss up your lamppost or is that my lamppost?! Who's lamppost do I piss up I'm confused!

lol..yeahh...act really aggressive n jealous

I dare ya "

Easy tiger chops,but I will fight til the death!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Don't do it on here or in real life...i think it's probably a sign of insecurity to be honest and it certainly isn't attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for? "

Oh no! Unlos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Oh no! Unlos "

Nooooo, I'm so sad now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No farewell thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No farewell thread!"

They did say they'll be leaving soon but wasn't expecting it this soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Oh no! Unlos "

maybe it was marc all along

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Oh no! Unlos "

I noticed on another thread. Anyone no why ???

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"No farewell thread!

They did say they'll be leaving soon but wasn't expecting it this soon "

What kind of crazy person leaves without a farewell thread with people complaining they're still here after two day's! I feel cheated,come back lady and do it properly!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Multiple veris from the same person is classed as LPP? I see it as a sign that that person is actually meeting people more than once, which is a good thing in my book. One guy I've met displays many of my veris which recommend ladies to meet him if they're looking for a regular guy, am I lamp post pissing? I don't think so! "

Multiple veris on their own don't, of course they don't, but when they're combined with some of the other factors they can - especially when they're written in a certain way that subliminally issues a hands off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple veris from the same person is classed as LPP? I see it as a sign that that person is actually meeting people more than once, which is a good thing in my book. One guy I've met displays many of my veris which recommend ladies to meet him if they're looking for a regular guy, am I lamp post pissing? I don't think so!

Multiple veris on their own don't, of course they don't, but when they're combined with some of the other factors they can - especially when they're written in a certain way that subliminally issues a hands off"

something like:

"treat her right or you'll have me to deal with"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Oh no! Unlos

Nooooo, I'm so sad now "

Me too and the cry face doesn’t seem to work anymore!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

It's all very complicated this pissing up a lamp post thingy.

Best not to meet anyone from the forums far less complications involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do it on here or in real life...i think it's probably a sign of insecurity to be honest and it certainly isn't attractive."

exactly this - & it's so cringey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

...I find it cringeworthy to be honest, especially when it's a one way thing and just one person marking his/her "territory" "

quite amusing at times though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to piss up someone's lamppost.

how high?

As high as it takes,I can get a ladder.

lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter

Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!"

Ah that's your roof problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Oh no! Unlos

Nooooo, I'm so sad now

Me too and the cry face doesn’t seem to work anymore! "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've been "warned off" a few times it's quite funny actually and sloppy seconds doesn't really appeal to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Oh no! Unlos

Nooooo, I'm so sad now

Me too and the cry face doesn’t seem to work anymore!

"

Oh I’d didn’t work for me! Wait I’ll try again.... :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even pooch doesn't wee wee on lampposts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?

Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today

The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though. "

Miss you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on.

It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out "

'They' were brilliant.

Mostly funny to watch. Sometimes a bit odd like when it's one sided stalkerish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It amuses me to watch, other than that I'm piss free. It doesn't affect my forum existence in any other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It amuses me to watch, other than that I'm piss free. It doesn't affect my forum existence in any other way. "

cause yer a harlottttttttttttttttttt slaaaaaaggggg

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Some makes me cringe

Some makes me wanna vom

Some makes me laugh

When I do it, I purposely make it stalkerish n cringey for the giggles, but I think it depends on the back n forth between the people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some makes me cringe

Some makes me wanna vom

Some makes me laugh

When I do it, I purposely make it stalkerish n cringey for the giggles, but I think it depends on the back n forth between the people."

I fucking love your pics..

though..the poor quality of the images can safely make me say i was never the type this thread talks about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It amuses me to watch, other than that I'm piss free. It doesn't affect my forum existence in any other way.

cause yer a harlottttttttttttttttttt slaaaaaaggggg "

Yep. No pissing here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It amuses me to watch, other than that I'm piss free. It doesn't affect my forum existence in any other way.

cause yer a harlottttttttttttttttttt slaaaaaaggggg

Yep. No pissing here! "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet "

This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet

This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that "

Oh hello

Yes I hosed your feet darling

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet

This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that

Oh hello

Yes I hosed your feet darling "

I prefer other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet

This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that

Oh hello

Yes I hosed your feet darling

I prefer other things "

I’m happy to make other areas moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I've pissed up a lamppost yet

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on.

It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out

So they were flirting with themselves? Self love taken to a whole new level "

I guess you could be forgiven for telling him to "go fuck himself"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you OP and want to spank your toes with my flaccid penis !

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

[Removed by poster at 01/04/18 22:33:23]

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet

This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that

Oh hello

Yes I hosed your feet darling

I prefer other things

I’m happy to make other areas moist "

Are we talking Jacksonnapping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Regularly

Does it make you cringe?

Not when we do it

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Hell yes

We love soaking each other’s feet

This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that

Oh hello

Yes I hosed your feet darling

I prefer other things

I’m happy to make other areas moist

Are we talking Jacksonnapping? "

Definitely and Jacksonsitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what vewy vewy stwange people you are,,wealy stwange

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"what vewy vewy stwange people you are,,wealy stwange "

Who me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what vewy vewy stwange people you are,,wealy stwange

Who me? "

I'm me,,your you

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"what vewy vewy stwange people you are,,wealy stwange

Who me?

I'm me,,your you "

Very stwange indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't notice it. Maybe because it doesn't bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't notice it. Maybe because it doesn't bother me. "

Nice tits on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's rather a good way to tell people to back off he/she is mine, look at us, we are fucking.

It's also rather a good way to dump your friends/previous lovers.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"It's rather a good way to tell people to back off he/she is mine, look at us, we are fucking.

It's also rather a good way to dump your friends/previous lovers. "

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I don't notice it. Maybe because it doesn't bother me.

Nice tits on you "

Nice beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!!

"

Well hello there!

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I do it at every opportunity, The fact some hate it only makes me want to do it more. Often those that complain about it are only jealous anyway and will be the first to do it given a chance.

M

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I do it at every opportunity, The fact some hate it only makes me want to do it more. Often those that complain about it are only jealous anyway and will be the first to do it given a chance.

M"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't notice it. Maybe because it doesn't bother me.

Nice tits on you "

All yours baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont really understand what "lamp post" pissing is!

Can you explain? Im not sure if I do or not "

It is as it says, pissing on a streetlight (lamppost), most men stopped well before becoming a teenager, then start again when they start drinking ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "

Hi handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss.

We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss.

We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing. "

I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

"

Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!!

I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!!

I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me! "

What about if it wasn’t reciprocal, how would you deal with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss.

We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing.

I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form "

Unless someone says fuck off he's mine, I wouldn't have a clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!!

I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me!

What about if it wasn’t reciprocal, how would you deal with that? "

Scream, creep!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!!

I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me!

What about if it wasn’t reciprocal, how would you deal with that? "

Just tell them to quit. I've only had one stalkerish fella and he gave up eventually.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins "

That's being agreeable, not marking territory.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss.

We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing.

I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form

Unless someone says fuck off he's mine, I wouldn't have a clue. "

Now that would be too straight forward

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest...

....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more..

Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!!

I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me!

What about if it wasn’t reciprocal, how would you deal with that?

Just tell them to quit. I've only had one stalkerish fella and he gave up eventually."

It baffles me why anyone would pursue someone that clearly isn’t interested. I’d be embarrassed

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss.

We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing.

I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form

Unless someone says fuck off he's mine, I wouldn't have a clue.

Now that would be too straight forward "

We need a thread of definitions, that would be helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

That's being agreeable, not marking territory. "

I agree with your pots quite often. I don't want to shag you though. Sorry.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher.

Or is that pissing UP the lampost.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. "

This was what I thought when I arrived on the forum, I was so confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher.

Or is that pissing UP the lampost.

"

I think that's squirting.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher.

Or is that pissing UP the lampost.

I think that's squirting."

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher.

Or is that pissing UP the lampost.

I think that's squirting."

See we need a definitions thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher.

Or is that pissing UP the lampost.

I think that's squirting.

See we need a definitions thread "

I can get myself into trouble without your encouragement.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher.

Or is that pissing UP the lampost.

I think that's squirting.

See we need a definitions thread

I can get myself into trouble without your encouragement. "

I’m an

I’ll have to persuade someone else

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

That's being agreeable, not marking territory. "

Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

That's being agreeable, not marking territory.

Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it"

Isn’t that white knighting? So many definitions and meanings

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

ahh..so that explains the peeling off paint work then..glad i decided not to wrap my legs around it as first intended for the photo..

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

That's being agreeable, not marking territory.

Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it

Isn’t that white knighting? So many definitions and meanings "

Nope; white knighting is when blokes rush to the forum rescue of a fair maiden who received a less than positive reply from some other geezer in here (hoping they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet)

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. "

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

That's being agreeable, not marking territory.

Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it

Isn’t that white knighting? So many definitions and meanings

Nope; white knighting is when blokes rush to the forum rescue of a fair maiden who received a less than positive reply from some other geezer in here (hoping they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet) "

This is a minefield, it’s a wonder anyone ever meets

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post) "

Is this the non reciprocal variety?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

Is this the non reciprocal variety? "

Yes; this is LPP, not watersports

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

Is this the non reciprocal variety?

Yes; this is LPP, not watersports "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

That's being agreeable, not marking territory.

I agree with your pots quite often. I don't want to shag you though. Sorry. "

Yes you do. You love my pots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post) "

How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins

That's being agreeable, not marking territory.

I agree with your pots quite often. I don't want to shag you though. Sorry.

Yes you do. You love my pots "

Oopsie. Hot casserole dish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

Is this the non reciprocal variety?

Yes; this is LPP, not watersports "

Like jet skis n stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand "

Next to the lamp post

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread. "

Oh, the clues are there lol The trouble is now, after this thread has been discussed, the ‘usual suspects’ will be a bit less active in the forums for a while, but do keep your eyes open in Lounge Chat

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread. "

Must say I've never noticed it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you partake?

Does it make you cringe?

Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?

Where do you stand

Next to the lamp post"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread.

Oh, the clues are there lol The trouble is now, after this thread has been discussed, the ‘usual suspects’ will be a bit less active in the forums for a while, but do keep your eyes open in Lounge Chat "

I need to keep an eye out for this behaviour on the Lounge Chat

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc.....

Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results.

Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)

How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread.

Must say I've never noticed it either. "

Oh there are one or two who are rather obvious - although I have to say they've been rather quiet lately - but when they're active the sense they sit there constantly green arrowing their particular lamp post so they can take a piss is strong!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

G'day

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