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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress and Friends and a pyjama party in our silky pj's #94

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Okay...birthday cake coming up..a bit stale now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest "

How old is it?....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?.... "
ewwwww its got silver threads in it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?.... ewwwww its got silver threads in it"

Tut...is that off the silver pj's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?.... "

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?....

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's "

Ok....beggars can't be choosers....I'll 'ave it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?....

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's

Ok....beggars can't be choosers....I'll 'ave it.. "

It's lovely ...quality street with honeycomb

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?....

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's

Ok....beggars can't be choosers....I'll 'ave it..

It's lovely ...quality street with honeycomb "

Ooh...runs off to nick the teef!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?....

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's

Ok....beggars can't be choosers....I'll 'ave it..

It's lovely ...quality street with honeycomb

Ooh...runs off to nick the teef!... "

What's the weather like there sami?

It's fecking shite here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?....

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's

Ok....beggars can't be choosers....I'll 'ave it..

It's lovely ...quality street with honeycomb

Ooh...runs off to nick the teef!...

What's the weather like there sami?

It's fecking shite here "

Yep shite here too...think it's set in for the weekend..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?....

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's

Ok....beggars can't be choosers....I'll 'ave it..

It's lovely ...quality street with honeycomb

Ooh...runs off to nick the teef!...

What's the weather like there sami?

It's fecking shite here

Yep shite here too...think it's set in for the weekend.. "

Yep that car boot sale field will be waterlogged now....I can't see that happening on Monday as it will feck the field up

Nipping off to shops for a bit..I'll catch you later xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well here's some leftover chocolate I've just peeled off me chest

How old is it?....

Just last night's. ...and I've peeled some off the silky's

Ok....beggars can't be choosers....I'll 'ave it..

It's lovely ...quality street with honeycomb

Ooh...runs off to nick the teef!...

What's the weather like there sami?

It's fecking shite here

Yep shite here too...think it's set in for the weekend..

Yep that car boot sale field will be waterlogged now....I can't see that happening on Monday as it will feck the field up

Nipping off to shops for a bit..I'll catch you later xx"

Typical bank holiday weekend! Catcha later!xxx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Having a blast from the past and watching Smokey and then bandit 1-3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a blast from the past and watching Smokey and then bandit 1-3 "

With what his name in it...Porno Tash?

And good evening matey

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

im watching 20 moments that rocked the 80s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching 20 moments that rocked the 80s"

On one of them Freeview channels I can't get it suppose

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"im watching 20 moments that rocked the 80s

On one of them Freeview channels I can't get it suppose "
channel 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching 20 moments that rocked the 80s

On one of them Freeview channels I can't get it suppose channel 5"

I'll give it a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching 20 moments that rocked the 80s

On one of them Freeview channels I can't get it suppose channel 5

I'll give it a look "

They are on about instant fecking coffee

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Having a blast from the past and watching Smokey and then bandit 1-3

With what his name in it...Porno Tash?

And good evening matey "

Burt Reynolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a blast from the past and watching Smokey and then bandit 1-3

With what his name in it...Porno Tash?

And good evening matey

Burt Reynolds "

Thats the fecker

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Having a blast from the past and watching Smokey and then bandit 1-3

With what his name in it...Porno Tash?

And good evening matey

Burt Reynolds

Thats the fecker "
thought you meant seeside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a blast from the past and watching Smokey and then bandit 1-3

With what his name in it...Porno Tash?

And good evening matey

Burt Reynolds

Thats the fecker thought you meant seeside "

Similar tash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday . "

Greedy bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger "

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories "

And better protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein "

Good for skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

"

Not good for eyes or hair ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()"

A big carrot is good for the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes "

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy . "

It must be the nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose"

I miss willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy "

The whale? He's free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy

The whale? He's free "

I love free willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy

The whale? He's free

I love free willy "

Change of subject....put channel 5 on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy

The whale? He's free

I love free willy

Change of subject....put channel 5 on "

Im in bed took tv out as it kept flashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy

The whale? He's free

I love free willy

Change of subject....put channel 5 on

Im in bed took tv out as it kept flashing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy

The whale? He's free

I love free willy

Change of subject....put channel 5 on

Im in bed took tv out as it kept flashing

"

Was like sleeping in a disco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy

The whale? He's free

I love free willy

Change of subject....put channel 5 on

Im in bed took tv out as it kept flashing

Was like sleeping in a disco "

Aw ffs you meant the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/03/18 23:01:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate the mini eggs i found .i think gym tuesday .

Greedy bugger

Im not eating anymore chocolate will stick with cock as its less calories

And better protein

Good for skin

Not good for eyes or hair ()

A big carrot is good for the eyes

Thats a snowmans nose or willy .

It must be the nose

I miss willy

The whale? He's free

I love free willy

Change of subject....put channel 5 on

Im in bed took tv out as it kept flashing

Was like sleeping in a disco

Aw ffs you meant the telly "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening All.

Everyone behaving? Well, apart from Voddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All.

Everyone behaving? Well, apart from Voddy! "

Is _oddy being naughty

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

im always a angel

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

Everyone behaving? Well, apart from Voddy!

Is _oddy being naughty "

She's normally up to something. Setting off smoke alarms! But we do love her!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ive got a wet pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im always a angel"

i am as well but halo sometimes slips

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"im always a angel

i am as well but halo sometimes slips "
thats coz urve lost weight

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"ive got a wet pussy"

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im always a angel

i am as well but halo sometimes slips thats coz urve lost weight "

Won't with all the eggs i have ate .

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! "
the little sods been out in the rain

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain "

Again, no comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain "

Bert? I know I can never remember names

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sorry folks, I'll have to go. Really struggling with phone signal tonight.

It gets this way at times from nearest transmitter plus 1ft thick stone walls in office don't help either.

Have a good night!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names "
welldone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone "

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished buying new PJ's online deep purple with lace around the sleeves and leg bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished buying new PJ's online deep purple with lace around the sleeves and leg bottom "

Should have got the 3 piece ones off eBay and you'd have 93 quid left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished buying new PJ's online deep purple with lace around the sleeves and leg bottom

Should have got the 3 piece ones off eBay and you'd have 93 quid left"
out off my £100 I got a new satin blouse a Ann summers maids dress. A lovely yellow 50s dress and my PJ's.i only have about£30 left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished buying new PJ's online deep purple with lace around the sleeves and leg bottom

Should have got the 3 piece ones off eBay and you'd have 93 quid left out off my £100 I got a new satin blouse a Ann summers maids dress. A lovely yellow 50s dress and my PJ's.i only have about£30 left "

Charity shop tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished buying new PJ's online deep purple with lace around the sleeves and leg bottom

Should have got the 3 piece ones off eBay and you'd have 93 quid left out off my £100 I got a new satin blouse a Ann summers maids dress. A lovely yellow 50s dress and my PJ's.i only have about£30 left

Charity shop tomorrow "
truthfully thinking of a pint and a fry lol.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just finished buying new PJ's online deep purple with lace around the sleeves and leg bottom

Should have got the 3 piece ones off eBay and you'd have 93 quid left out off my £100 I got a new satin blouse a Ann summers maids dress. A lovely yellow 50s dress and my PJ's.i only have about£30 left

Charity shop tomorrow truthfully thinking of a pint and a fry lol."
sounds good to me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ? "
yes please petal and purrs from bert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ? yes please petal and purrs from bert "

That bert will lick all the white stuff off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ? yes please petal and purrs from bert

That bert will lick all the white stuff off "
no he wont he dont like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ? yes please petal and purrs from bert

That bert will lick all the white stuff off no he wont he dont like coffee"

Must be the only thing the fecker doesn't like

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ? yes please petal and purrs from bert

That bert will lick all the white stuff off no he wont he dont like coffee

Must be the only thing the fecker doesn't like "
coleslaw and beetroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ? yes please petal and purrs from bert

That bert will lick all the white stuff off no he wont he dont like coffee

Must be the only thing the fecker doesn't like coleslaw and beetroot"

Your spoiling the little bugger

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Happy Easter all!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Happy Easter all! "
hoppy hols sami xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive got a wet pussy

There's an answer to that, but I'm a Gentleman! the little sods been out in the rain

Bert? I know I can never remember names welldone

Feck I got it right then conked.

Latte anyone ? yes please petal and purrs from bert

That bert will lick all the white stuff off no he wont he dont like coffee

Must be the only thing the fecker doesn't like coleslaw and beetroot

Your spoiling the little bugger "
nah he dont like them

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Happy Easter all! hoppy hols sami xx"

You too, Voddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appy easter to all but especially you two

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two "

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today? "

Tesco is shut

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today? "
shes already been out in her bunny suit saw her on the news

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut "
mine aint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut mine aint"

Extras are....just the little express's open

And spill on the bunny suit

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut "

Tut....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today? shes already been out in her bunny suit saw her on the news "

Haha

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over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut.... "

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now "

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair "

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours"

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too! "

Aw god all that ammonia

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia "

It was Nigel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel.... "

I thought he'd pissed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I've got to piss off now

Enjoy the rest of easter day and catch ya laterz xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off "

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I've got to piss off now

Enjoy the rest of easter day and catch ya laterz xx"

Catcha later, have a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back "

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke"

Haha . Laterz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke

Haha . Laterz "

Hey its not too bad when you finally get out...it's a very mild day.

Just looks fecking awful

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke

Haha . Laterz

Hey its not too bad when you finally get out...it's a very mild day.

Just looks fecking awful "

Yes, it just looks dark and gloomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke

Haha . Laterz

Hey its not too bad when you finally get out...it's a very mild day.

Just looks fecking awful

Yes, it just looks dark and gloomy "

Well daughter sorted....off to fix a tap now..

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke

Haha . Laterz

Hey its not too bad when you finally get out...it's a very mild day.

Just looks fecking awful

Yes, it just looks dark and gloomy

Well daughter sorted....off to fix a tap now.."

You a bizzy bee!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke

Haha . Laterz

Hey its not too bad when you finally get out...it's a very mild day.

Just looks fecking awful

Yes, it just looks dark and gloomy

Well daughter sorted....off to fix a tap now..

You a bizzy bee! "
bizzy bunny

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Appy easter to all but especially you two

Ah, happy Easter to you Mistress xx. You going out today?

Tesco is shut

Tut....

Done all my ironing though

A piece of piss now

Well done! Just done housework and washed hair

Oh you've done a lot in two hours

Yeah cleaned the swimming pool out too!

Aw god all that ammonia

It was Nigel....

I thought he'd pissed off

No he's back again....with some bloke with long hair and a beard and wearing a long frock, on his back

Right im off this time....but that sounds like that ace bloke

Haha . Laterz

Hey its not too bad when you finally get out...it's a very mild day.

Just looks fecking awful

Yes, it just looks dark and gloomy

Well daughter sorted....off to fix a tap now..

You a bizzy bee! bizzy bunny"

Bizzy Easter bunny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good easter evening

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good easter evening "
Hoppy evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good easter evening Hoppy evening "

I said 20 odd posts back....fecking spill will you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

well didnt think much of the gen game only decent thing was basil brush now watching itv3 larry grayson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well didnt think much of the gen game only decent thing was basil brush now watching itv3 larry grayson"

Feck that...guy Martin the last flight of the vulcan bomber on more 4

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"well didnt think much of the gen game only decent thing was basil brush now watching itv3 larry grayson

Feck that...guy Martin the last flight of the vulcan bomber on more 4 "

Hubby likes guy martin He's now watching some WW1 thing , he's recorded. He's also recorded the dambusters which he's seen 154 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well didnt think much of the gen game only decent thing was basil brush now watching itv3 larry grayson

Feck that...guy Martin the last flight of the vulcan bomber on more 4

Hubby likes guy martin He's now watching some WW1 thing , he's recorded. He's also recorded the dambusters which he's seen 154 times "

But it's good

I like watching that guy Martin. ..he's such a happy fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lovelies xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"well didnt think much of the gen game only decent thing was basil brush now watching itv3 larry grayson

Feck that...guy Martin the last flight of the vulcan bomber on more 4

Hubby likes guy martin He's now watching some WW1 thing , he's recorded. He's also recorded the dambusters which he's seen 154 times

But it's good

I like watching that guy Martin. ..he's such a happy fecker "

Yeah I actually like all that stuff too

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies xx"

Evening gorgeous, how are you?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

waltzs in with hot chocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lovelies xx

Evening gorgeous, how are you? "

Getting there thanks x

How has your easter been? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"waltzs in with hot chocs "

Baileys in mine please xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"waltzs in with hot chocs

Baileys in mine please xx "
too late it has brandy in it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in a really long dark pink satin nightie watching zombie's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"waltzs in with hot chocs

Baileys in mine please xx too late it has brandy in it already"

Ohhh LaBumba, used to love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am in a really long dark pink satin nightie watching zombie's lol"

I'm in shorts pj's watching the Green Mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning to you all...are we optimistic for a nice day?

Are we shite

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies xx

Evening gorgeous, how are you?

Getting there thanks x

How has your easter been? X"

Quiet and wet!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning to you all...are we optimistic for a nice day?

Are we shite "

Not here! You is up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Samiss and Mistress... All good in my little corner of Fab

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Samiss and Mistress... All good in my little corner of Fab "

That's good to hear Eenie, how's your family now?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning ladies yucky weather here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back into nightie going back to bed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter, so he tried to impress her first date. “Do you like to screw?” he asks.

“Huh?!” replied the surprised young man.

“My daughter, she loves to screw and she’s very good at it. You and she should go screw” carefully explained the father.

Now very interested, the boy replied, “Yes, sir!”

Minutes later, the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left. After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, “Damn it Daddy! Get it right, it’s the TWIST!”

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Hiya folks,

Hope you're all taking it easy on this bank holiday Monday washout.

Stay away from the garden centres and DIY stores

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies yucky weather here"

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hiya folks,

Hope you're all taking it easy on this bank holiday Monday washout.

Stay away from the garden centres and DIY stores"

Hey Paul, yes best to avoid those places today!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Done all my housework and now just put clean pjs on - is that wrong?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Done all my housework and now just put clean pjs on - is that wrong?"

The housework is, but the pjs is so right!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Done all my housework and now just put clean pjs on - is that wrong?"
could you please refrain from swearing pjs are cool

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning ladies yucky weather here

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here "
sammmiiiiiiiiiiiii passes a instant

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Done all my housework and now just put clean pjs on - is that wrong?could you please refrain from swearing pjs are cool "

Oops sorry

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Done all my housework and now just put clean pjs on - is that wrong?could you please refrain from swearing pjs are cool

Oops sorry "
ile let you off since ive stood on the pier and ate a pie plus my best mate lives there

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies yucky weather here

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here sammmiiiiiiiiiiiii passes a instant"

Who lovely Voddy.....cake?.....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies yucky weather here

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here sammmiiiiiiiiiiiii passes a instant

Who lovely Voddy.....cake?..... "

That should be ooh not who!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Done all my housework and now just put clean pjs on - is that wrong?could you please refrain from swearing pjs are cool

Oops sorry ile let you off since ive stood on the pier and ate a pie plus my best mate lives there"

Mmmmmm pies - and thanks for letting me off - won't mention the H word again though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning ladies yucky weather here

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here sammmiiiiiiiiiiiii passes a instant

Who lovely Voddy.....cake?.....

That should be ooh not who! "

you trying to confuddle me mmmmm cake yes please

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies yucky weather here

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here sammmiiiiiiiiiiiii passes a instant

Who lovely Voddy.....cake?.....

That should be ooh not who!

you trying to confuddle me mmmmm cake yes please "

I know...sorry..passes piece of carrot cake

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning ladies yucky weather here

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here sammmiiiiiiiiiiiii passes a instant

Who lovely Voddy.....cake?.....

That should be ooh not who!

you trying to confuddle me mmmmm cake yes please

I know...sorry..passes piece of carrot cake "
errrr sami should it have big chunks of carrot in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fecking auto carrot off this thread ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Samiss and Mistress... All good in my little corner of Fab

That's good to hear Eenie, how's your family now? "

Same I'm afraid

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Fecking auto carrot off this thread ffs "
eh wot say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fecking auto carrot off this thread ffs eh wot say"

I'm carrying fecking pyjamas to other threads ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies yucky weather here

Afternoon Voddy, yes same here sammmiiiiiiiiiiiii passes a instant

Who lovely Voddy.....cake?.....

That should be ooh not who!

you trying to confuddle me mmmmm cake yes please

I know...sorry..passes piece of carrot cake errrr sami should it have big chunks of carrot in it"

Well they were the ones that Nigel turned his nose up at...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Samiss and Mistress... All good in my little corner of Fab

That's good to hear Eenie, how's your family now?

Same I'm afraid "

Ah sorry to hear that.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Fecking auto carrot off this thread ffs eh wot say

I'm carrying fecking pyjamas to other threads ffs "

Oi!...not mine I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fecking auto carrot off this thread ffs eh wot say

I'm carrying fecking pyjamas to other threads ffs

Oi!...not mine I hope! "

Nah yours are washed and ironed

When I was into wearing nighties I couldn't type fecking good night without it auto carrotting to fecking good nightie ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Fecking auto carrot off this thread ffs eh wot say

I'm carrying fecking pyjamas to other threads ffs

Oi!...not mine I hope!

Nah yours are washed and ironed

When I was into wearing nighties I couldn't type fecking good night without it auto carrotting to fecking good nightie ffs "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he "

Nah...nice to see him about though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though! "

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji "

Tut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut... "

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag "

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 02/04/18 19:12:32]

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice.. "

Wrong emoji...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

Wrong emoji... "

Feck 3 posts for a fecking emoji. ..ffs you trying to fill the thread

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

Wrong emoji...

Feck 3 posts for a fecking emoji. ..ffs you trying to fill the thread "

Haha, no...Just getting my knick....Oh wait, I don't wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

Wrong emoji...

Feck 3 posts for a fecking emoji. ..ffs you trying to fill the thread

Haha, no...Just getting my knick....Oh wait, I don't wear them "

You can fecking start to if your putting my newly washed and ironed silkies on

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

Wrong emoji...

Feck 3 posts for a fecking emoji. ..ffs you trying to fill the thread

Haha, no...Just getting my knick....Oh wait, I don't wear them

You can fecking start to if your putting my newly washed and ironed silkies on "

I'll ave to borrow some of yours then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

Wrong emoji...

Feck 3 posts for a fecking emoji. ..ffs you trying to fill the thread

Haha, no...Just getting my knick....Oh wait, I don't wear them

You can fecking start to if your putting my newly washed and ironed silkies on

I'll ave to borrow some of yours then... "

I'll give you the cotton pair I don't wear

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

Wrong emoji...

Feck 3 posts for a fecking emoji. ..ffs you trying to fill the thread

Haha, no...Just getting my knick....Oh wait, I don't wear them

You can fecking start to if your putting my newly washed and ironed silkies on

I'll ave to borrow some of yours then...

I'll give you the cotton pair I don't wear "

They're not y fronts...are they?...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Off for a while, catcha laterxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Tut...

What yer doing for tea sami? .. and don't say a fecking tetley tea bag

We've been naughty and had a maccy dee..been to see me dad and couldn't be bothered to cook anything . Bet you're having something nice..

Wrong emoji...

Feck 3 posts for a fecking emoji. ..ffs you trying to fill the thread

Haha, no...Just getting my knick....Oh wait, I don't wear them

You can fecking start to if your putting my newly washed and ironed silkies on

I'll ave to borrow some of yours then...

I'll give you the cotton pair I don't wear

They're not y fronts...are they?... "

Nah proper knickers....they just do feck all for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off for a while, catcha laterxx"

Laters sami xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

what's wiv the eyes?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji "

Sorry

Been on a downer today but went for some professional help and feeling a bit better now

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Sorry

Been on a downer today but went for some professional help and feeling a bit better now "

Good to hear mate


"

"

That didn't last long ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Sorry

Been on a downer today but went for some professional help and feeling a bit better now

Good to hear mate

That didn't last long ffs "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi that Paul doesn't hang about long does he

Nah...nice to see him about though!

Yeah he's not a bad stick even his over use of this emoji

Sorry

Been on a downer today but went for some professional help and feeling a bit better now "

Sending you big {{Hugs}}..Paul xxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bet the others have conked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done all my housework and now just put clean pjs on - is that wrong?"
just ashame you so far away lol am looking for someone to clean for

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