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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sex toys!

So I've been to many Ann Summers parties and sat with a vibrator on the end of my nose (ladies will get this!), gently tapping my thighs with a crop, but I really want to know is this toy going to work for me? Tears of frustration have trickled down my cheeks when the world's most powerful vibrator does nothing more than to cause my teeth to grit!

So I had a brainwave, a toy testing evening where friends bring all their different toys to be tested on each other so we can make an informed decision before buying!

Obviously gin and prosecco would feature and a lot of laughs, like a naughty Ann Summers! What do you think girls?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any excuse eh, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll hold the jackets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I admit I'd be in my element testing toys with a group of fab friends...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would gladly supply the booze and serve

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sex toys!

So I had a brainwave, a toy testing evening where friends bring all their different toys to be tested on each other so we can make an informed decision before buying!

Obviously gin and prosecco would feature and a lot of laughs, like a naughty Ann Summers! What do you think girls?

Peach x"

All in the name of research eh?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x"

I don't think it's so much of a question of whether us guys would be comfortable there (as whether the ladies in attendance would be happy with it - assuming they weren't Fabsters)

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent idea! I’ve got one in my drawer right now that promised the world and left me cold, frustrated and £50+ lighter for the (lack of) pleasure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would gladly supply the booze and serve"

Presuming there's a private room....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent idea! I’ve got one in my drawer right now that promised the world and left me cold, frustrated and £50+ lighter for the (lack of) pleasure!"

A poor vibrator leaves us frustrated in so many ways! I thought really hard about this whilst battering my clitoris with one that promised me the world lol

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex toys!

So I had a brainwave, a toy testing evening where friends bring all their different toys to be tested on each other so we can make an informed decision before buying!

Obviously gin and prosecco would feature and a lot of laughs, like a naughty Ann Summers! What do you think girls?

Peach x

All in the name of research eh?

Absolutely Sting!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

I don't think it's so much of a question of whether us guys would be comfortable there (as whether the ladies in attendance would be happy with it - assuming they weren't Fabsters)

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would gladly supply the booze and serve

Presuming there's a private room....

Peach x"
would even switch off the CCTV lol

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

I don't think it's so much of a question of whether us guys would be comfortable there (as whether the ladies in attendance would be happy with it - assuming they weren't Fabsters)

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x"

I'd have given you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

I don't think it's so much of a question of whether us guys would be comfortable there (as whether the ladies in attendance would be happy with it - assuming they weren't Fabsters)

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x

I'd have given you one

And a job...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

I don't think it's so much of a question of whether us guys would be comfortable there (as whether the ladies in attendance would be happy with it - assuming they weren't Fabsters)

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I want a job!!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

I don't think it's so much of a question of whether us guys would be comfortable there (as whether the ladies in attendance would be happy with it - assuming they weren't Fabsters)

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x

I'd have given you one

And a job...

Peach x"

Ooooohhh matron!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You can apply to love-honey to be a toy tester... I believe that they expect you to review a toy that you have bought from them first. If you are chosen though, they send you toys to review and you get to keep them FOR FREE!

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

I don't think it's so much of a question of whether us guys would be comfortable there (as whether the ladies in attendance would be happy with it - assuming they weren't Fabsters)

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x

I'd have given you one

And a job...

Peach x

Ooooohhh matron!!

Gotta love carry on humour!

'you know, I was once a weak man..'

'...once a week is enough for any man...'

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can apply to love-honey to be a toy tester... I believe that they expect you to review a toy that you have bought from them first. If you are chosen though, they send you toys to review and you get to keep them FOR FREE!

Cal

*logs onto LH account...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I admit I'd be in my element testing toys with a group of fab friends...

Peach x"

I love trying my toys on others: the surprise on their faces.

Great idea

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

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I feel your pain Peach.

I've bought a few 'let downs' over the years.

Luckily, I now get to test things out before my GBF stocks items in his shop...

More than happy to attend your little soiree though xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel your pain Peach.

I've bought a few 'let downs' over the years.

Luckily, I now get to test things out before my GBF stocks items in his shop...

More than happy to attend your little soiree though xx "

Do you think we could borrow a certain male fabbers toys? He's got half the love honey stock lol

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a great idea, I’ve not found one yet that does what’s promised. X

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x

I'd have given you one

And a job...

Peach x

Ooooohhh matron!!

Gotta love carry on humour!

'you know, I was once a weak man..'

'...once a week is enough for any man...'

Peach x

No nurse...I said prick his boil!!

Yeah I know not Carry On but saucy seaside postcards are just as good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x

I'd have given you one

And a job...

Peach x

Ooooohhh matron!!

Gotta love carry on humour!

'you know, I was once a weak man..'

'...once a week is enough for any man...'

Peach x

No nurse...I said prick his boil!!

Yeah I know not Carry On but saucy seaside postcards are just as good

Mrs Slowcombe you are late?"

"yes Captain Peacock. It was raining and I had to dry my dear old pussy in front of the fire!"

Peach x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I seem to remember from the documentary about it that Lovehoney staff are allowed to take things home to try so long as they promise to provide a review

I've applied for many jobs there...

Peach x

I'd have given you one

And a job...

Peach x

Ooooohhh matron!!

Gotta love carry on humour!

'you know, I was once a weak man..'

'...once a week is enough for any man...'

Peach x

No nurse...I said prick his boil!!

Yeah I know not Carry On but saucy seaside postcards are just as good

Mrs Slowcombe you are late?"

"yes Captain Peacock. It was raining and I had to dry my dear old pussy in front of the fire!"

Peach x"

This needs a whole new thread...

...in the meantime back to the vibrating knitting circle!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I feel your pain Peach.

I've bought a few 'let downs' over the years.

Luckily, I now get to test things out before my GBF stocks items in his shop...

More than happy to attend your little soiree though xx

Do you think we could borrow a certain male fabbers toys? He's got half the love honey stock lol

Peach x"

Oh I'm sure he would be happy to oblige us lovey.

In fact, I'm thinking we could use a certain date in April to actually make this happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This needs a whole new thread...

...in the meantime back to the vibrating knitting circle!!

Knitting circle??!!! Cheeky, watch it or you'll be volunteered as a male toy tester

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel your pain Peach.

I've bought a few 'let downs' over the years.

Luckily, I now get to test things out before my GBF stocks items in his shop...

More than happy to attend your little soiree though xx

Do you think we could borrow a certain male fabbers toys? He's got half the love honey stock lol

Peach x

Oh I'm sure he would be happy to oblige us lovey.

In fact, I'm thinking we could use a certain date in April to actually make this happen

Oh my days! Yes!! The poor guys will have toy envy

Peach x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Agreed - I’ve bought one or two that didn’t do what it said on the tin!

My Roger rabbit though (from Anne Summers - can’t remember his ‘official ‘ name) is AMAZING - used to ‘demonstrate’ him on ladies I played with at clubs, meets etc and all of them (those who could afford the £65) went and bought one afterwards!

Only problem with me is, I’d have to try a toy in private (with porn on) as I’d be too distracted to enjoy it with an ‘audience ‘ there - either female or male!

Sounds like a fun party though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a fluffer?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

This needs a whole new thread...

...in the meantime back to the vibrating knitting circle!!

Knitting circle??!!! Cheeky, watch it or you'll be volunteered as a male toy tester

Peach x"

Out of curiosity - who’s the certain Male fabber? Or aren’t we allowed to know?

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Sex toys!

So I had a brainwave, a toy testing evening where friends bring all their different toys to be tested on each other so we can make an informed decision before buying!

Obviously gin and prosecco would feature and a lot of laughs, like a naughty Ann Summers! What do you think girls?

Peach x"

Brilliant idea! It would also make a cracking porn video...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This needs a whole new thread...

...in the meantime back to the vibrating knitting circle!!

Knitting circle??!!! Cheeky, watch it or you'll be volunteered as a male toy tester

Peach x

Out of curiosity - who’s the certain Male fabber? Or aren’t we allowed to know?

The man with a smile to wobble many knees.....sexy little thing he is

He'll be along soon I should think!

Peach x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

This needs a whole new thread...

...in the meantime back to the vibrating knitting circle!!

Knitting circle??!!! Cheeky, watch it or you'll be volunteered as a male toy tester

Peach x"

Volunteered? I'd press gang myself for the job!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

This needs a whole new thread...

...in the meantime back to the vibrating knitting circle!!

Knitting circle??!!! Cheeky, watch it or you'll be volunteered as a male toy tester

Peach x

Out of curiosity - who’s the certain Male fabber? Or aren’t we allowed to know?

The man with a smile to wobble many knees.....sexy little thing he is

He'll be along soon I should think!

Peach x"

Makes more than my knees wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words

“Doxy wand”

You’re welcome

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By *oi93Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

There is a website that actually help people who can't afford to buy sex toys so they give them away for free, their mission statement as far as I can recall is "sexual exploration is a good thing and not everyone has the chance or money to explore on there own so we try to help with that" its a great idea and gives people the chance to almost try before they buy. I think the op's idea is a great one and definitely makes sense, nothing worse than splashing out hard earned money for a lacklustre experience.

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By *uperunknown1Man
over a year ago

Chichester

"I admit I'd be in my element testing toys with a group of fab friends...

Peach x"

Haha of course you would!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get the guys in first to try out different toys with each other, then it's the women's turn.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

"Two words

“Doxy wand”

You’re welcome

Heard good things but just can't stand wands

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sex toys!

So I had a brainwave, a toy testing evening where friends bring all their different toys to be tested on each other so we can make an informed decision before buying!

Obviously gin and prosecco would feature and a lot of laughs, like a naughty Ann Summers! What do you think girls?

Peach x

All in the name of research eh?

Absolutely Sting!

Peach x"

Such a martyr to the cause.

I admire your resolve, the effort you're putting in on behalf of the sisterhood.

*doffs bowler.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to design and invent your own whilst there to . Get it up on Dragons Den

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If I can come I'll bring my mk 4 home made fuck machine. My ex hounded me to death to keep making better and better 1s. We split before I finished the mk 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent idea! I’ve got one in my drawer right now that promised the world and left me cold, frustrated and £50+ lighter for the (lack of) pleasure!

A poor vibrator leaves us frustrated in so many ways! I thought really hard about this whilst battering my clitoris with one that promised me the world lol

Peach x"

Think you may be using it wrong... got confused with the flogger testing on your thigh...

The only flaw with your plan is a room full of avid testers with attractive and sexy test equipment applicators could make a gerkin with a flat battery orgasmic... but once bought and taken home it just aint gonna work the same...

Only way is to keep an orgy in your bedside drawer full time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x"

Crikey no way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can come I'll bring my mk 4 home made fuck machine. My ex hounded me to death to keep making better and better 1s. We split before I finished the mk 5

You're in

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

Crikey no way! "

Years ago my mum's friend held a party with men there too, beforehand they were bigging themselves up, these men were gonna show the ladies how to use the toys properly blah blah blah....then the party started. The women went mad for the toys, spanking each other and trying on outfits, the men went very quiet and eventually all disappeared to the pub feeling emasculated and unwanted!!!

Peach x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If I can come I'll bring my mk 4 home made fuck machine. My ex hounded me to death to keep making better and better 1s. We split before I finished the mk 5

You're in

Peach x"

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same applies to guys toys too, bought a few that have left me wondering why I handed out my money.

Love the idea of try before you buy

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

Crikey no way!

Peach x"

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you guys, if it were allowed, be comfortable at an Ann Summers party?

Peach x

Crikey no way!

Peach x"

Awwww x

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