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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve woken up with a spot... UP MY NOSE.

Is there anything worse!?!

Well, is there!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope, you’re fucked

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Nope that's the end sorry

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"I’ve woken up with a spot... UP MY NOSE.

Is there anything worse!?!

Well, is there!? "

2 spots.........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of a few worse things but I agree your fucked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve woken up with a spot... UP MY NOSE.

Is there anything worse!?!

Well, is there!?

2 spots.........?"

made me giggle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

In the ear canal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the ear canal "

I still don’t think it stings as much as the nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nope, you’re fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot on lip hurts or in ear .i once had one in ear and i couldn't put head on pillow .i ended up having to pop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing worse than an in nose spot..... especially if you then get the red nose to go with it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spot on lip hurts or in ear .i once had one in ear and i couldn't put head on pillow .i ended up having to pop it

I had a spot on my vulva once. That really hurt. I still think the nose has it though...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was at boarding school, one particular unruly pupil was described by the Headmaster as a carbuncle on the backside of humanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch ouch ouch,!

I agree op. There's nothing more painful... even childbirth has nothing on nose spots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emigrate whilst you have the chance ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's your whole weekend ruined lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones inside of ears always hurt like a bitch and are impossible to squeeze.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I’ve woken up with a spot... UP MY NOSE.

Is there anything worse!?!

Well, is there!? "
. A spot up yer bum?

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was at boarding school, one particular unruly pupil was described by the Headmaster as a carbuncle on the backside of humanity

That’s a good burn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve woken up with a spot... UP MY NOSE.

Is there anything worse!?!

Well, is there!? . A spot up yer bum?

Mrs blue eyes

Haha! I’m yet to experience this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's your whole weekend ruined lol xx"

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure its a spot and not a pimple?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

No picking OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve woken up with a spot... UP MY NOSE.

Is there anything worse!?!

Well, is there!? "

Super gonorrhea up ur nose?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz."

That made me gag

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz."

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

That made me gag"

One time of many, making people gag is a natural talent I have

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Your weekend is well and truly over.

Still ....... it'll take your mind off the one on your fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or it didn’t hap....

Actually I don’t to see

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

don't worry about it look at the positives

look at all this attention you have achieved

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more "

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

Your not getting off that easy. I'll come get you

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I’ve woken up with a spot... UP MY NOSE.

Is there anything worse!?!

Well, is there!? "

They pop well though when you squeeze them,then the hurt goes immediately

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

Your not getting off that easy. I'll come get you

When is it and do I have an invite?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

Your not getting off that easy. I'll come get you

When is it and do I have an invite? "

2nd of June.i just did ya twonk. Mot sure what sb and red might say but you've a standing invite for mine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

Your not getting off that easy. I'll come get you

When is it and do I have an invite?

2nd of June.i just did ya twonk. Mot sure what sb and red might say but you've a standing invite for mine

I have a wedding the week before so doubt I'll get 2 weekends off on the trot

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

Your not getting off that easy. I'll come get you

When is it and do I have an invite?

2nd of June.i just did ya twonk. Mot sure what sb and red might say but you've a standing invite for mine

I have a wedding the week before so doubt I'll get 2 weekends off on the trot

Sack the wedding it will end in divorce anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can think of a few worse things but I agree your fucked lol"

There are thousands more things that could be worse... But a zit is very annoying

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

Your not getting off that easy. I'll come get you

When is it and do I have an invite?

2nd of June.i just did ya twonk. Mot sure what sb and red might say but you've a standing invite for mine

I have a wedding the week before so doubt I'll get 2 weekends off on the trot

Sack the wedding it will end in divorce anyway."

I'm in work tonight so I'll take a peep at the holiday diary and see what i can wangle

cheers darl xxx mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive woke up with a sore ear..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ear ones. Ear ones are put there by Satan himself and the contents are devil jizz.

You have such a way with words. I fucking love you

love you more

You coming to Manchester again for the next big thing the social should be a laugh to

If I'm not working and have some funds.

Your not getting off that easy. I'll come get you

When is it and do I have an invite?

2nd of June.i just did ya twonk. Mot sure what sb and red might say but you've a standing invite for mine

I have a wedding the week before so doubt I'll get 2 weekends off on the trot

Sack the wedding it will end in divorce anyway.

I'm in work tonight so I'll take a peep at the holiday diary and see what i can wangle

cheers darl xxx mwah "

I will hold my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a cold sore up my nose before. That was horrendous

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had one on my labia years ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ive woke up with a sore ear..

All that ear sex. You know what they say... once you go black you go deaf.

Stolen from family guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op hows the spot today ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Op hows the spot today ?

When it bursts it will probably be like a creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op hows the spot today ?

When it bursts it will probably be like a creme egg

Lol sounds good but messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got this little pubic hair stuck there on the roof no matter how i roll mi tongue i cani pry it loose

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Op hows the spot today ?

When it bursts it will probably be like a creme egg

Lol sounds good but messy

I've got a dog that can multitask

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

"Spot on lip hurts or in ear .i once had one in ear and i couldn't put head on pillow .i ended up having to pop it

I had a spot on my vulva once. That really hurt. I still think the nose has it though... "

They are turning out some great cars these days... Love the new XC60..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op hows the spot today ?

When it bursts it will probably be like a creme egg

Lol sounds good but messy

I've got a dog that can multitask

Must be female if it can multi task .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fingerfull of sudocrem before you go to bed -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"don't worry about it look at the positives

look at all this attention you have achieved

Thanks, I’m pleased you noticed and gave me the attention I desired

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op hows the spot today ?

When it bursts it will probably be like a creme egg

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Has it gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it still there ?

My friend Boris told me that spunk helps to get rud of spots.

I have the tap if you want some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can confirm said spot has now gone.

You can all rest easy.

Thanks for your genuine, heartfelt concern.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it still there ?

My friend Boris told me that spunk helps to get rud of spots.

I have the tap if you want some "

I’m not falling for this again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it still there ?

My friend Boris told me that spunk helps to get rud of spots.

I have the tap if you want some

I’m not falling for this again!

Need to up my game with you !

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